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an ominous creature
@ominous-creature.bsky.social
100 followers 110 following 82 posts
🏳️‍⚧️ she/her or it/its
🔞 poly, early 30s, sapphic
✉️ dm me, but don't be weird
❤️ mostly posting quotes from our dms with her
🎭 the one who always tells the truth
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[being super sappy and then suddenly go quiet] us: ...oh my god her: what's wrong? us: his body is shaped like a cheeto her: ...what? us: the cheeto mascot. his body is shaped like a cheeto! her, muttering: ...we think this is why it took us so long to figure out we were in love with you us: what? her: we love you /so/ much us: that's not- explain! her: you're /so/ cute us: you're not explaining! you're just saying nice things and we think the explanation is not a nice thing her: you're really goddamn stupid <3
November 28, 2024 at 5:54 PM
ominous-creature.bsky.social
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,056,509!
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September 17, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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text: we r holdin hands (i have glued them) image: half cut-off kitten with large eyes starting at the viewer
August 17, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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me: there was that period of our life where you were the edgy girl we had a crush on... me: so clearly we had to just become even more edgy than you to win you over.. you know? her: that.. we.... me, with cheeks full of chips: it worked, so you can't even say anything me: <crunching> her, with resignation: ...it did work
August 10, 2024 at 3:44 PM
ominous-creature.bsky.social
an adorable cat mostly under a blanket with only it's face, chest, and front paws sticking out, on a bed with a wooden floor visible
August 10, 2024 at 5:34 AM
ominous-creature.bsky.social
the Seattle Space Needle as seen from a nearby park
August 8, 2024 at 4:37 AM
ominous-creature.bsky.social
me: [coughs like we are dying] her: hot. me: ...what? her: do you know what we find really hot... me: ... her: covid me: ...we don't have covid her: ... her: can you pretend for us? me: [starts typing] her: no! look..... listen...
August 7, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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me, suffering the cruel fate of having to leave bed: have you considered murdering us... her: not much? me: [pouting] her: you get that we really like you, right? and unlike some people.. that doesn't manifest as a desire to destroy the thing we love <a pause> her: at least.. not physically <another pause> her: or at least not murder
August 6, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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she said we should post this because it's "important context" or something
tweet that says, "im a cliche bitch, i like it when a character in a ship is so used to abuse that they offer themselves up to be abused as a sign of love, leaving the other character so, so horrified at the implications"
July 29, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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picture out of a plane window looking across a taxiway with a plane on it at sunset
July 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM