an ominous creature
@ominous-creature.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ she/her or it/its
🔞 poly, early 30s, sapphic
✉️ dm me, but don't be weird
❤️ mostly posting quotes from our dms with her
🎭 the one who always tells the truth
🔞 poly, early 30s, sapphic
✉️ dm me, but don't be weird
❤️ mostly posting quotes from our dms with her
🎭 the one who always tells the truth
her: are you still listening to both our music and yours at the same time?
us: nah
her: we take it yours won?
us: ya
her: so you're still listening to our music, just on your playlist?
us:
us: fuck you <3
us: nah
her: we take it yours won?
us: ya
her: so you're still listening to our music, just on your playlist?
us:
us: fuck you <3
January 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
her: are you still listening to both our music and yours at the same time?
us: nah
her: we take it yours won?
us: ya
her: so you're still listening to our music, just on your playlist?
us:
us: fuck you <3
us: nah
her: we take it yours won?
us: ya
her: so you're still listening to our music, just on your playlist?
us:
us: fuck you <3
her, dejected: we need to do voice training
us, adoringly: we love your voice
her, grinning: yeah well, we love you, so that's probably not a great indicator of quality
us, adoringly: we love your voice
her, grinning: yeah well, we love you, so that's probably not a great indicator of quality
January 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
her, dejected: we need to do voice training
us, adoringly: we love your voice
her, grinning: yeah well, we love you, so that's probably not a great indicator of quality
us, adoringly: we love your voice
her, grinning: yeah well, we love you, so that's probably not a great indicator of quality
![[being super sappy and then suddenly go quiet]
us: ...oh my god
her: what's wrong?
us: his body is shaped like a cheeto
her: ...what?
us: the cheeto mascot. his body is shaped like a cheeto!
her, muttering: ...we think this is why it took us so long to figure out we were in love with you
us: what?
her: we love you /so/ much
us: that's not- explain!
her: you're /so/ cute
us: you're not explaining! you're just saying nice things and we think the explanation is not a nice thing
her: you're really goddamn stupid <3](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sprqoicleqkdhxcpw7biifp2/bafkreiee6cro2ga537es7jwykixe7h5kdwgvbubt4njhnqlgzjv7crusfi@jpeg)
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It was easier now than when Nona had been very new and Palamedes said she had no object permanence, but Nona still always felt a pang watching Pyrrha walk away, commingled with the pride of having Pyrrha, the familiarity of seeing someone and knowing they belonged to you.
November 28, 2024 at 3:00 AM
It was easier now than when Nona had been very new and Palamedes said she had no object permanence, but Nona still always felt a pang watching Pyrrha walk away, commingled with the pride of having Pyrrha, the familiarity of seeing someone and knowing they belonged to you.
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her: we love 'crazy lady is smart' trope
us: yeah? why's that?
her: ...shut up
us: yeah? why's that?
her: ...shut up
November 10, 2024 at 3:32 AM
her: we love 'crazy lady is smart' trope
us: yeah? why's that?
her: ...shut up
us: yeah? why's that?
her: ...shut up
her: you're like a magic eight ball with a conveniently strangleable neck
November 16, 2024 at 12:04 AM
her: you're like a magic eight ball with a conveniently strangleable neck
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Several hours later, Gideon turned over in her bed, chilled by the realisation that Harrow had not promised to never talk like that again. Too much of this shit, and they’d end up friends.
November 15, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Several hours later, Gideon turned over in her bed, chilled by the realisation that Harrow had not promised to never talk like that again. Too much of this shit, and they’d end up friends.
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“What are Pyrrha’s nicknames for you?”
“Kiddie,” said Nona immediately. “Junior. Small Fry. Cutie Pie. Li’l Bits. Small Cam. Hairy Maclary.”
“Keep going.”
“Nums. No-No. Nope. None. Sweet Nons. Nona-Palona. The Big No.”
“She should be arrested,” murmured Camilla, then: “Got it.”
“Kiddie,” said Nona immediately. “Junior. Small Fry. Cutie Pie. Li’l Bits. Small Cam. Hairy Maclary.”
“Keep going.”
“Nums. No-No. Nope. None. Sweet Nons. Nona-Palona. The Big No.”
“She should be arrested,” murmured Camilla, then: “Got it.”
November 2, 2024 at 6:00 AM
“What are Pyrrha’s nicknames for you?”
“Kiddie,” said Nona immediately. “Junior. Small Fry. Cutie Pie. Li’l Bits. Small Cam. Hairy Maclary.”
“Keep going.”
“Nums. No-No. Nope. None. Sweet Nons. Nona-Palona. The Big No.”
“She should be arrested,” murmured Camilla, then: “Got it.”
“Kiddie,” said Nona immediately. “Junior. Small Fry. Cutie Pie. Li’l Bits. Small Cam. Hairy Maclary.”
“Keep going.”
“Nums. No-No. Nope. None. Sweet Nons. Nona-Palona. The Big No.”
“She should be arrested,” murmured Camilla, then: “Got it.”
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her: we're pushing our foot into our other foot so hard. it hurts so much. we should stop, but it's like the gas pedal for our brain
October 14, 2024 at 3:13 AM
her: we're pushing our foot into our other foot so hard. it hurts so much. we should stop, but it's like the gas pedal for our brain
her: we want to hold your eyes open and stare into them and turn our eyes on like flashlights
October 14, 2024 at 3:09 AM
her: we want to hold your eyes open and stare into them and turn our eyes on like flashlights
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us: give us your hand. we need it
her: yeah, i need your hand too..
us: we need something to sneeze into
her, amazed: wow. you really are the perfect woman
her: yeah, i need your hand too..
us: we need something to sneeze into
her, amazed: wow. you really are the perfect woman
October 4, 2024 at 5:09 PM
us: give us your hand. we need it
her: yeah, i need your hand too..
us: we need something to sneeze into
her, amazed: wow. you really are the perfect woman
her: yeah, i need your hand too..
us: we need something to sneeze into
her, amazed: wow. you really are the perfect woman
her: your existence demands flowers
October 2, 2024 at 5:22 AM
her: your existence demands flowers
[us pitching hand shaped rice-crispy-treats]
her: why would we want that
us: you could eat our fingers
her: ...that is an upsettingly good reason
her: why would we want that
us: you could eat our fingers
her: ...that is an upsettingly good reason
September 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
[us pitching hand shaped rice-crispy-treats]
her: why would we want that
us: you could eat our fingers
her: ...that is an upsettingly good reason
her: why would we want that
us: you could eat our fingers
her: ...that is an upsettingly good reason
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[she's telling us about this guy she's been flirting with]
us: have you shown him your ankles yet?
her: no, that's for /later/~
us: have you shown him your ankles yet?
her: no, that's for /later/~
September 22, 2024 at 8:18 AM
[she's telling us about this guy she's been flirting with]
us: have you shown him your ankles yet?
her: no, that's for /later/~
us: have you shown him your ankles yet?
her: no, that's for /later/~
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,056,509!
September 17, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,056,509!
her: you fit in a pocket more than anyone else we have ever met
September 17, 2024 at 6:01 PM
her: you fit in a pocket more than anyone else we have ever met
us: good news!
us: we managed to mute before that really loud sneeze
us: bad news... our hand is /really/ gross now
her: here.. we'll lick it clean for you
us: we managed to mute before that really loud sneeze
us: bad news... our hand is /really/ gross now
her: here.. we'll lick it clean for you
September 13, 2024 at 11:03 AM
us: good news!
us: we managed to mute before that really loud sneeze
us: bad news... our hand is /really/ gross now
her: here.. we'll lick it clean for you
us: we managed to mute before that really loud sneeze
us: bad news... our hand is /really/ gross now
her: here.. we'll lick it clean for you
her: you're so mean!
us: are we?~
her: we hope so :)
us: are we?~
her: we hope so :)
September 13, 2024 at 3:24 AM
her: you're so mean!
us: are we?~
her: we hope so :)
us: are we?~
her: we hope so :)
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[she asked us to read her the dictionary,
so we're looking for one online]
us: this one is asking for a subscription
her: oh, is it oxford?
us: ...yes
her: we knew it
us: .../how/
her, so pleased with herself: we know our dictionaries :)
so we're looking for one online]
us: this one is asking for a subscription
her: oh, is it oxford?
us: ...yes
her: we knew it
us: .../how/
her, so pleased with herself: we know our dictionaries :)
September 12, 2024 at 9:12 AM
[she asked us to read her the dictionary,
so we're looking for one online]
us: this one is asking for a subscription
her: oh, is it oxford?
us: ...yes
her: we knew it
us: .../how/
her, so pleased with herself: we know our dictionaries :)
so we're looking for one online]
us: this one is asking for a subscription
her: oh, is it oxford?
us: ...yes
her: we knew it
us: .../how/
her, so pleased with herself: we know our dictionaries :)
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“Someday I’ll marry that girl,” she said aloud. “It might be good for her.” And: “Probably not, though.”
September 10, 2024 at 5:00 PM
“Someday I’ll marry that girl,” she said aloud. “It might be good for her.” And: “Probably not, though.”
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her: we like your coping mechanism better than ours, hand it over
September 9, 2024 at 6:07 AM
her: we like your coping mechanism better than ours, hand it over
her, already laughing: you seem like someone who watched deathnote at a young age
us mentally: [regrettably accurate]
us aloud: SHUT THE /FUCK UP/
us mentally: [regrettably accurate]
us aloud: SHUT THE /FUCK UP/
September 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
her, already laughing: you seem like someone who watched deathnote at a young age
us mentally: [regrettably accurate]
us aloud: SHUT THE /FUCK UP/
us mentally: [regrettably accurate]
us aloud: SHUT THE /FUCK UP/
her: we don't care what you want;
get better desires and come back later
get better desires and come back later
September 5, 2024 at 2:37 PM
her: we don't care what you want;
get better desires and come back later
get better desires and come back later
her trying to cheer us up:
[sending a stream of gifs/pics]
are the sad anime girls helping?
because they are really core to our strategy
[sending a stream of gifs/pics]
are the sad anime girls helping?
because they are really core to our strategy
September 3, 2024 at 8:57 AM
her trying to cheer us up:
[sending a stream of gifs/pics]
are the sad anime girls helping?
because they are really core to our strategy
[sending a stream of gifs/pics]
are the sad anime girls helping?
because they are really core to our strategy
her: we think you're the funniest person we've ever met
and we feel like very few people would agree with us
and we feel like very few people would agree with us
September 2, 2024 at 11:15 AM
her: we think you're the funniest person we've ever met
and we feel like very few people would agree with us
and we feel like very few people would agree with us