Will Never Post

secret santa is an annual american tradition where members of the working class each agree to convert $20 into disappointment

Welcome to all the new lurkers. Thank you for your silent vigil.

companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it

one of the pleasures of the 1990s was for your parents to get a computer and brag to everyone how good their kid is at the computer, and then ask you why you like the computer so much, and tell you to get off the fucking computer every day until you moved out

i realized one reason bluesky is so cozy, theres no ads at all. really going to suck when this place inevitably starts putting ads everywhere. i wish we could live in an internet where zero ads is possible

Now that I'm on BSky, I promise that the only posts I will make to my timeline are premium quality. (Starting after this one)