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omelette johnson
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22. she/her/they. trans and black lives matter. minors go away
Accidentally bought this plant the other day
February 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Im still alive
February 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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not now sweetie mommy has to say hi to all her friends on bluesky
November 16, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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reskeet to help me find one quadrillion of my closest friends

dack one thousand will happen one way or another
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 2:04 AM
This was a lie i was very bothered and not flourishing at all
Sleep pilled. Unbothered. Flourishing.
November 14, 2024 at 2:31 AM
My foster dogs after fighting over a toy and causing me to spend $388 at the vet for the one who got wounded
November 14, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Sleep pilled. Unbothered. Flourishing.
November 13, 2024 at 11:29 PM
the Other Website is getting unbearable
November 13, 2024 at 11:28 PM
October 19, 2024 at 4:52 PM
HEY BABES IM BACK
October 18, 2024 at 2:51 PM
what do we think babes
August 13, 2023 at 4:44 AM
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Me screaming "HES TRYING TO PUT MY DOGS IN THE KENNEL!!" as Nikita tells me I need to wear slippers inside
July 30, 2023 at 12:16 PM
gonna start saving money to buy plants in the spring 😈😈😈
July 27, 2023 at 6:33 PM
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bitterbabie on blue sky
July 24, 2023 at 2:47 PM
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This is by far my favorite quote from someone who found out their neighbor is a serial killer
July 16, 2023 at 2:48 PM
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this goes crazy 🌱
July 16, 2023 at 7:29 PM
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When you’re running out of room for plants. I started with four plants last September
July 16, 2023 at 1:26 PM
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I haven’t acted much as an adult, but I WAS on a recurring character on one of the most critically acclaimed animated shows of all time, as well as being an actual Disney villain.

But thanks to streaming, I have never once made enough to qualify for SAG healthcare.
July 13, 2023 at 5:09 PM
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I am born once more, sin-free and smooth, on bluesky
July 3, 2023 at 6:05 PM
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bluesky not having a media tab on profiles is the horny guys personal 9/11
July 3, 2023 at 1:43 AM
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i fucking love women !!!!!! i love women!!!!!!! women are so beautiful!!!!!!!! i love women!!!!
July 3, 2023 at 12:12 PM
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July 2, 2023 at 1:01 AM
mcdonal
July 2, 2023 at 11:20 AM