Omelette Coleman
@omelettecoleman.bsky.social
Playing tambourine for minimum wage, when I'm not Stonking for pleasure.
Hell yeah I'm currently listening to the most musically adventurous album of the 1970s. Insane stuff.
March 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Hell yeah I'm currently listening to the most musically adventurous album of the 1970s. Insane stuff.
Good luck to our new star striker
February 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Good luck to our new star striker
He's right about omelettes being the Achilles heel of image generators. My favourite it this one where the AI chef tinkers around with the yolk then gives up and has pancakes instead.
February 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
He's right about omelettes being the Achilles heel of image generators. My favourite it this one where the AI chef tinkers around with the yolk then gives up and has pancakes instead.
Love 2 use social media in 2025
February 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Love 2 use social media in 2025
Sure nothing like this has ever happened before in this country, leading to the permanent demise of a once great political party.
February 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Sure nothing like this has ever happened before in this country, leading to the permanent demise of a once great political party.
In a couple of years time this guy will become the most Brighton transfer ever when he signs for Chelsea.
January 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM
In a couple of years time this guy will become the most Brighton transfer ever when he signs for Chelsea.
I'm sorry, but are we really going to accept this level of censorship in a mass-scale AI tool? Even CrapGPT would be more informative about such a crucial issue.
January 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I'm sorry, but are we really going to accept this level of censorship in a mass-scale AI tool? Even CrapGPT would be more informative about such a crucial issue.
Outstanding. Abelhard must prove his worth to claim the throne or Sir Barksalot gets everything.
January 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Outstanding. Abelhard must prove his worth to claim the throne or Sir Barksalot gets everything.
Weird. Whenever I try to watch Elon's speech at the inauguration it comes out like this. Must be a virus or something.
January 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Weird. Whenever I try to watch Elon's speech at the inauguration it comes out like this. Must be a virus or something.
Big "someone's Twitter 2025 following just isn't up to par energy over there." What are they smoking?
January 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Big "someone's Twitter 2025 following just isn't up to par energy over there." What are they smoking?
The President "urged the fire to show restraint" but added that "it has every right to defend itself against water and flame retardants."
January 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The President "urged the fire to show restraint" but added that "it has every right to defend itself against water and flame retardants."
Alrrrright party on dudes!
January 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Alrrrright party on dudes!
Shaving 1% off the income of the rich (not going to happen) is social democracy in action tho.
January 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Shaving 1% off the income of the rich (not going to happen) is social democracy in action tho.
QUESTIONS for Sir Keir as leaked images from Labour's AI generation team show "Speedy Boarding Stoat" was CUT from the party's controversial TikTok video.
January 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
QUESTIONS for Sir Keir as leaked images from Labour's AI generation team show "Speedy Boarding Stoat" was CUT from the party's controversial TikTok video.
They say Christmas isn't over until you've grown tired of every present and wished the whole thing never happened. But not this year. Christmas 2024 will live forever, in stereo!
January 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
They say Christmas isn't over until you've grown tired of every present and wished the whole thing never happened. But not this year. Christmas 2024 will live forever, in stereo!
In a classic British scene, NHS phrenology consultant Derrick Beckett measures the skull of Stevie Walsh (6) to determine whether his brainpan deserves a Class A, B, C, or "X" gift [2027]
December 16, 2024 at 10:40 AM
In a classic British scene, NHS phrenology consultant Derrick Beckett measures the skull of Stevie Walsh (6) to determine whether his brainpan deserves a Class A, B, C, or "X" gift [2027]
Finally, the time has come to pitch "At Home with the Xenomorphs". Had to happen I guess. Really excited to see how the social media scold community receives it.
December 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Finally, the time has come to pitch "At Home with the Xenomorphs". Had to happen I guess. Really excited to see how the social media scold community receives it.
More bad news for Labour as Sir Keir slips one place in Pornhub's end of year rankings. Really disappointing performance from Britain's pervert community here.
December 13, 2024 at 10:24 AM
More bad news for Labour as Sir Keir slips one place in Pornhub's end of year rankings. Really disappointing performance from Britain's pervert community here.
BREAKING: Surrey Police are seeking help to identify a man they call "Britain's most disgusting flytipper."
CCTV images show a smartly-dressed late middle-aged man with a quiff haircut surveying his work before dumping "3-4 tonnes of Remembrance Day paraphernalia beside the M23".
CCTV images show a smartly-dressed late middle-aged man with a quiff haircut surveying his work before dumping "3-4 tonnes of Remembrance Day paraphernalia beside the M23".
December 10, 2024 at 11:34 AM
BREAKING: Surrey Police are seeking help to identify a man they call "Britain's most disgusting flytipper."
CCTV images show a smartly-dressed late middle-aged man with a quiff haircut surveying his work before dumping "3-4 tonnes of Remembrance Day paraphernalia beside the M23".
CCTV images show a smartly-dressed late middle-aged man with a quiff haircut surveying his work before dumping "3-4 tonnes of Remembrance Day paraphernalia beside the M23".
Sir Keir Starmer says he's "willing to rent British soldiers to American CEOs for a modest fee if it means saving innocent lives and securing great deals from the private sector to reduce NHS waiting lists." #BritainInTheWorld
December 6, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Sir Keir Starmer says he's "willing to rent British soldiers to American CEOs for a modest fee if it means saving innocent lives and securing great deals from the private sector to reduce NHS waiting lists." #BritainInTheWorld
Quite telling that (as far as I can see) this "plan for government" has no place for protecting and expanding workers' rights.
December 5, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Quite telling that (as far as I can see) this "plan for government" has no place for protecting and expanding workers' rights.
He could (and should) wear some asset-appropriate apparel from the ChodeDaddy Winter 2024 collection.
December 4, 2024 at 10:41 AM
He could (and should) wear some asset-appropriate apparel from the ChodeDaddy Winter 2024 collection.
Delicious with a Sabra Steak and Khidney Pie. Classic Israeli cuisine.
December 3, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Delicious with a Sabra Steak and Khidney Pie. Classic Israeli cuisine.
I know I'll be asking for some traditional Israeli baked beans for Christmas! Yum yum yum.
December 3, 2024 at 11:37 AM
I know I'll be asking for some traditional Israeli baked beans for Christmas! Yum yum yum.