Omelette Coleman
@omelettecoleman.bsky.social
Playing tambourine for minimum wage, when I'm not Stonking for pleasure.
Imagine visiting primary schools to talk about sensible policies like AI phonics assistants while knowing that over 50% of the kids are convinced you live in a toilet. Democracy simply can't work under those circumstances.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Imagine visiting primary schools to talk about sensible policies like AI phonics assistants while knowing that over 50% of the kids are convinced you live in a toilet. Democracy simply can't work under those circumstances.
Some French guy apparently. It's taken a *long* time for a fellow performer to call him out.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Some French guy apparently. It's taken a *long* time for a fellow performer to call him out.
"What is a plethora?" sticks in my brain. It's never going anywhere.
October 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"What is a plethora?" sticks in my brain. It's never going anywhere.
My late father loved this movie. Especially the "My Little Buttercup" scene. He was mostly normal, but by God his taste in cinema was strange.
October 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My late father loved this movie. Especially the "My Little Buttercup" scene. He was mostly normal, but by God his taste in cinema was strange.
Don't own a smartphone and will never use one.
October 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Don't own a smartphone and will never use one.
Go back to Twitter cunt.
September 1, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Go back to Twitter cunt.
That man was so traumatised by Communism's iron grip on British political culture that he couldn't bring himself to simply type "J-E-R-E-M-Y C-O-R-B-Y-N". And now you haul him over the coals again. Shameful.
July 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
That man was so traumatised by Communism's iron grip on British political culture that he couldn't bring himself to simply type "J-E-R-E-M-Y C-O-R-B-Y-N". And now you haul him over the coals again. Shameful.
More of a "self-styled" person. Much classier.
June 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
More of a "self-styled" person. Much classier.
Stephen Biesty was a wizard. A modern da Vinci.
May 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Stephen Biesty was a wizard. A modern da Vinci.
Birrrrrrifffficccooooooooo!
April 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Birrrrrrifffficccooooooooo!
I'm opposed to what you're doing. But I love it.
April 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'm opposed to what you're doing. But I love it.
Can confirm this works. Following a bowl of brown ring my youngest neither needed nor wanted to eat for a week, saving us around £2.50 in gruel oats. Poverty is a choice, folks.
April 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Can confirm this works. Following a bowl of brown ring my youngest neither needed nor wanted to eat for a week, saving us around £2.50 in gruel oats. Poverty is a choice, folks.
Today's Captain Planet reboot would be like the Lib Dem who secured a plastic bag tax by agreeing to slash disability benefits.
April 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Today's Captain Planet reboot would be like the Lib Dem who secured a plastic bag tax by agreeing to slash disability benefits.
Can always walk to Casa Malaparte and not get in there either.
April 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Can always walk to Casa Malaparte and not get in there either.
Hold on is it soaring or not, and do you have an editor?
March 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Hold on is it soaring or not, and do you have an editor?
Not yet. Only when the price hits £80m or something Arsenal will never pay.
March 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Not yet. Only when the price hits £80m or something Arsenal will never pay.
OK I was wrong. The egg was good.
March 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
OK I was wrong. The egg was good.
Thank you so much Andy. This will be a godsend at Edinburgh this year. I can finally ensure I don't wander into a far right jambouree hosted by some monster like @zafarcakes.bsky.social or @soozuk.bsky.social.
March 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Thank you so much Andy. This will be a godsend at Edinburgh this year. I can finally ensure I don't wander into a far right jambouree hosted by some monster like @zafarcakes.bsky.social or @soozuk.bsky.social.
"Guest performance by Stan Getz". Wonderful dissonance. Going to grab this one immediately.
March 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
"Guest performance by Stan Getz". Wonderful dissonance. Going to grab this one immediately.
Not joking the guy's horrifically incompetent and is liable to get someone killed.
March 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Not joking the guy's horrifically incompetent and is liable to get someone killed.
Everyone over to Richard's private island!
February 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Everyone over to Richard's private island!