Riley May
@omegariley.bsky.social
He/Him, LGBT+ AuDHD
Just a guy being a dude.
Gonna let the fame go to my head.
Just a guy being a dude.
Gonna let the fame go to my head.
Game night with girls!
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Game night with girls!
I've been thinking about this.
I really don't know how I could convince my younger self that there will be a point in his life where he picks up a pack of 270 assorted washers for 8 bucks and it one of the most exciting things in my/his life right now.
I really don't know how I could convince my younger self that there will be a point in his life where he picks up a pack of 270 assorted washers for 8 bucks and it one of the most exciting things in my/his life right now.
October 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I've been thinking about this.
I really don't know how I could convince my younger self that there will be a point in his life where he picks up a pack of 270 assorted washers for 8 bucks and it one of the most exciting things in my/his life right now.
I really don't know how I could convince my younger self that there will be a point in his life where he picks up a pack of 270 assorted washers for 8 bucks and it one of the most exciting things in my/his life right now.
I make a post that I'll never be happy and it gets liked by TRENDING - WORLD
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I THINK IS THE WORLD LITERALLY TELLING ME THAT I'M RIGHT I'M SO FUCKING OVER IT RIGHT NOW
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I THINK IS THE WORLD LITERALLY TELLING ME THAT I'M RIGHT I'M SO FUCKING OVER IT RIGHT NOW
September 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I make a post that I'll never be happy and it gets liked by TRENDING - WORLD
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I THINK IS THE WORLD LITERALLY TELLING ME THAT I'M RIGHT I'M SO FUCKING OVER IT RIGHT NOW
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I THINK IS THE WORLD LITERALLY TELLING ME THAT I'M RIGHT I'M SO FUCKING OVER IT RIGHT NOW
Golden retriever boyfriends are out. Nowfoundland boyfriends are in.
I want to scare off predators for you and receive scratches and good boys as payment. Is that so much to ask?
I want to scare off predators for you and receive scratches and good boys as payment. Is that so much to ask?
June 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Golden retriever boyfriends are out. Nowfoundland boyfriends are in.
I want to scare off predators for you and receive scratches and good boys as payment. Is that so much to ask?
I want to scare off predators for you and receive scratches and good boys as payment. Is that so much to ask?
I just caught myself moaning at this microscope view of a sharpened knife.
I just get really excited about consistent bevels, okay?
IT'S FUCKING PERFECT
I just get really excited about consistent bevels, okay?
IT'S FUCKING PERFECT
June 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I just caught myself moaning at this microscope view of a sharpened knife.
I just get really excited about consistent bevels, okay?
IT'S FUCKING PERFECT
I just get really excited about consistent bevels, okay?
IT'S FUCKING PERFECT
Okay WD40, you are quite possibly one of my favourite liquids. That said it is ridiculous you market your pen applicator as "over 2000 uses" it has one use. Lubrication. Be it for hinges, sprockets, sliding tracks, anal sex, cutting fluid, or ball joints. It's all just lubrication.
April 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Okay WD40, you are quite possibly one of my favourite liquids. That said it is ridiculous you market your pen applicator as "over 2000 uses" it has one use. Lubrication. Be it for hinges, sprockets, sliding tracks, anal sex, cutting fluid, or ball joints. It's all just lubrication.
Got a free 3d printer from my old man. Was originally busted but fixed it up and am now up and running. I even printed a couple Chisel Caps to start out. This thing is so cool. Childhood dream fulfilled.
It's an Ender 3 Pro, I plan on upgrading it with a pi 4 to run octoprint. Hate using this SD.
It's an Ender 3 Pro, I plan on upgrading it with a pi 4 to run octoprint. Hate using this SD.
April 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Got a free 3d printer from my old man. Was originally busted but fixed it up and am now up and running. I even printed a couple Chisel Caps to start out. This thing is so cool. Childhood dream fulfilled.
It's an Ender 3 Pro, I plan on upgrading it with a pi 4 to run octoprint. Hate using this SD.
It's an Ender 3 Pro, I plan on upgrading it with a pi 4 to run octoprint. Hate using this SD.
Drinks with the girrrllllllsssss
April 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Drinks with the girrrllllllsssss
Though I've never stolen anything, I do own a stealing jacket. That is to say, a jacket that can comfortably fit a 20 pound bag of dog food, or 8 bags of grapes, or an entire laptop in the pockets with ease.
April 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Though I've never stolen anything, I do own a stealing jacket. That is to say, a jacket that can comfortably fit a 20 pound bag of dog food, or 8 bags of grapes, or an entire laptop in the pockets with ease.
My amazon recommend is so polluted because I stare at insane products wondering who they're for so I get gems like this.
Bro's keeping that thang on him.
Bro's keeping that thang on him.
March 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
My amazon recommend is so polluted because I stare at insane products wondering who they're for so I get gems like this.
Bro's keeping that thang on him.
Bro's keeping that thang on him.
First time I've been motivated enough to come home from work and make a hot meal in months. This ritalin stuff is pretty cool.
March 20, 2025 at 8:02 AM
First time I've been motivated enough to come home from work and make a hot meal in months. This ritalin stuff is pretty cool.
Ain't no way I just recieved a brand new micro-USB device in the year of our lord 2025.
I THOUGHT I WAS FREEEEEEEEEEEE
I THOUGHT I WAS FREEEEEEEEEEEE
March 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ain't no way I just recieved a brand new micro-USB device in the year of our lord 2025.
I THOUGHT I WAS FREEEEEEEEEEEE
I THOUGHT I WAS FREEEEEEEEEEEE
30 dollar laptop from FB marketplace. I'm gonna do a lot of evil little experiments on this.
March 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
30 dollar laptop from FB marketplace. I'm gonna do a lot of evil little experiments on this.
Gamers are so predictable. They'll see this picture of a bulbmin absolutely shredding this rail and involuntarily just say "hell yeah".
March 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Gamers are so predictable. They'll see this picture of a bulbmin absolutely shredding this rail and involuntarily just say "hell yeah".
Couple more bracelets. Got a Dragon's Tail in Seahawks blue and green, and a Dragon's Tongue in oldschool mariners blue and gold.
February 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Couple more bracelets. Got a Dragon's Tail in Seahawks blue and green, and a Dragon's Tongue in oldschool mariners blue and gold.
Getting an opportunity to potentially put my weaving into a local shop.
Made a couple samples.
Made a couple samples.
February 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Getting an opportunity to potentially put my weaving into a local shop.
Made a couple samples.
Made a couple samples.
On the off chance that someone is looking for a countertop ice maker. Here's the brand and sku. 70 bucks on amazon rn.
February 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
On the off chance that someone is looking for a countertop ice maker. Here's the brand and sku. 70 bucks on amazon rn.
I bought an ice maker because my ADHD forbids me from remembering to refill the ice trays.
It came with a full exploded view diagram for ordering parts to repair, and a damn CIRCUIT DIAGRAM for the main board.
In a world where repairing is getting harder and harder this is so refreshing.
It came with a full exploded view diagram for ordering parts to repair, and a damn CIRCUIT DIAGRAM for the main board.
In a world where repairing is getting harder and harder this is so refreshing.
February 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I bought an ice maker because my ADHD forbids me from remembering to refill the ice trays.
It came with a full exploded view diagram for ordering parts to repair, and a damn CIRCUIT DIAGRAM for the main board.
In a world where repairing is getting harder and harder this is so refreshing.
It came with a full exploded view diagram for ordering parts to repair, and a damn CIRCUIT DIAGRAM for the main board.
In a world where repairing is getting harder and harder this is so refreshing.
Shoutout to homeboy @chinnnn.bsky.social for the oranges.
January 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Shoutout to homeboy @chinnnn.bsky.social for the oranges.
Finished a bunch of keychains for the homies. Only burned my thumb 2 or 3 times. Fun fun.
January 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Finished a bunch of keychains for the homies. Only burned my thumb 2 or 3 times. Fun fun.
Another keychain. Forgot how much I loved weaving.
December 16, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Another keychain. Forgot how much I loved weaving.
Made my first keychain in over 2 years. I remember why I stopped selling these. It still fucks up my hands doing just one, lol. Very happy with how it came out.
December 12, 2024 at 8:38 AM
Made my first keychain in over 2 years. I remember why I stopped selling these. It still fucks up my hands doing just one, lol. Very happy with how it came out.
This is an ankylosaurus appreciation post. If you don't hard fw ankylosaurus, keep scrollin', ya turkey.
December 10, 2024 at 12:28 PM
This is an ankylosaurus appreciation post. If you don't hard fw ankylosaurus, keep scrollin', ya turkey.