Riley May
@omegariley.bsky.social
He/Him, LGBT+ AuDHD
Just a guy being a dude.
Gonna let the fame go to my head.
Just a guy being a dude.
Gonna let the fame go to my head.
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Riley May
@omegariley.bsky.social
· Feb 25
I've decided as an experiment I'm going to start logging every time I see a piece of Garfield paraphernalia or hear him mentioned in the wild. These will include time and context. It will be a fun experiment.
0 days since last Garfield.
Context, mentioned by Villain Support youtube channel.
0 days since last Garfield.
Context, mentioned by Villain Support youtube channel.
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"I don't think anyone should have to work thanksgiving. This is a time for family." Your words are as empty as your heart Kathy. If you believed that you wouldn't have come to Kroger.
Get your lean cuisine and shut up you lonely bitch.
Get your lean cuisine and shut up you lonely bitch.
November 28, 2024 at 9:44 PM
"I don't think anyone should have to work thanksgiving. This is a time for family." Your words are as empty as your heart Kathy. If you believed that you wouldn't have come to Kroger.
Get your lean cuisine and shut up you lonely bitch.
Get your lean cuisine and shut up you lonely bitch.
Delirious from far too much work this week.
My house is cold, so to convince myself to stand on my aching feet I become my own hype man.
I enthusiastically say "It's jacket time! Yeah man, we're gonna jacket all over the" and then I realised what I said, and had to apologize in case someone heard
My house is cold, so to convince myself to stand on my aching feet I become my own hype man.
I enthusiastically say "It's jacket time! Yeah man, we're gonna jacket all over the" and then I realised what I said, and had to apologize in case someone heard
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Delirious from far too much work this week.
My house is cold, so to convince myself to stand on my aching feet I become my own hype man.
I enthusiastically say "It's jacket time! Yeah man, we're gonna jacket all over the" and then I realised what I said, and had to apologize in case someone heard
My house is cold, so to convince myself to stand on my aching feet I become my own hype man.
I enthusiastically say "It's jacket time! Yeah man, we're gonna jacket all over the" and then I realised what I said, and had to apologize in case someone heard
Is pathetic and desperate back in vogue, or are we still on strong capable mascs?
I can't keep up with these trends.
I can't keep up with these trends.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Is pathetic and desperate back in vogue, or are we still on strong capable mascs?
I can't keep up with these trends.
I can't keep up with these trends.
I think I'm gonna just start making up PNW slang and see if it catches on.
"Yeah I put up an ad on the willywall a bit back. Bug boost for the buisness. Oh right, you probably call it a billboard"
"Yeah I put up an ad on the willywall a bit back. Bug boost for the buisness. Oh right, you probably call it a billboard"
November 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I think I'm gonna just start making up PNW slang and see if it catches on.
"Yeah I put up an ad on the willywall a bit back. Bug boost for the buisness. Oh right, you probably call it a billboard"
"Yeah I put up an ad on the willywall a bit back. Bug boost for the buisness. Oh right, you probably call it a billboard"
Nothing worth saying has ever been said in less that 100 characters.
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November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Nothing worth saying has ever been said in less that 100 characters.
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Do you guys also practice jokes in the car on the way to work so you can make sure your validation starved brain gets the fix it needs to krep going, or are you normal?
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Do you guys also practice jokes in the car on the way to work so you can make sure your validation starved brain gets the fix it needs to krep going, or are you normal?
Safety Dance kinda grooves, doesn't it?
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There's no joke here. Heard it for the first time in a long time and I liked it more than I remembered.
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There's no joke here. Heard it for the first time in a long time and I liked it more than I remembered.
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Safety Dance kinda grooves, doesn't it?
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There's no joke here. Heard it for the first time in a long time and I liked it more than I remembered.
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There's no joke here. Heard it for the first time in a long time and I liked it more than I remembered.
It's hard being a Gregory in this Wirt ass world.
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's hard being a Gregory in this Wirt ass world.
If you don't like hummus, you're a tool.
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If you don't like hummus, you're a tool.
We live in an era where you just can't tell some jokes anymore.
For instance.
I may be a virgin but I've learned plenty fron internet porn. I can't wait to try out buffering for my first time. <3
For instance.
I may be a virgin but I've learned plenty fron internet porn. I can't wait to try out buffering for my first time. <3
October 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
We live in an era where you just can't tell some jokes anymore.
For instance.
I may be a virgin but I've learned plenty fron internet porn. I can't wait to try out buffering for my first time. <3
For instance.
I may be a virgin but I've learned plenty fron internet porn. I can't wait to try out buffering for my first time. <3
Game night with girls!
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Game night with girls!
I've been thinking about this.
I really don't know how I could convince my younger self that there will be a point in his life where he picks up a pack of 270 assorted washers for 8 bucks and it one of the most exciting things in my/his life right now.
I really don't know how I could convince my younger self that there will be a point in his life where he picks up a pack of 270 assorted washers for 8 bucks and it one of the most exciting things in my/his life right now.
October 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I've been thinking about this.
I really don't know how I could convince my younger self that there will be a point in his life where he picks up a pack of 270 assorted washers for 8 bucks and it one of the most exciting things in my/his life right now.
I really don't know how I could convince my younger self that there will be a point in his life where he picks up a pack of 270 assorted washers for 8 bucks and it one of the most exciting things in my/his life right now.
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nevermind…
October 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
nevermind…
I realised very suddenly yesterday that discord was FUCKING SNITCHING ON ME for playing a porn game.
Dawg I'm friends with my roommate and landlord on discord.
Like a fucking middle school bully it went out of it's way to be like "HEY! HEY GUYS HE'S JORKIN' IT TO SOME HENTAI SHIT!"
Fuckin rude.
Dawg I'm friends with my roommate and landlord on discord.
Like a fucking middle school bully it went out of it's way to be like "HEY! HEY GUYS HE'S JORKIN' IT TO SOME HENTAI SHIT!"
Fuckin rude.
October 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I realised very suddenly yesterday that discord was FUCKING SNITCHING ON ME for playing a porn game.
Dawg I'm friends with my roommate and landlord on discord.
Like a fucking middle school bully it went out of it's way to be like "HEY! HEY GUYS HE'S JORKIN' IT TO SOME HENTAI SHIT!"
Fuckin rude.
Dawg I'm friends with my roommate and landlord on discord.
Like a fucking middle school bully it went out of it's way to be like "HEY! HEY GUYS HE'S JORKIN' IT TO SOME HENTAI SHIT!"
Fuckin rude.
Considering naming my first child Kartrydge.
September 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Considering naming my first child Kartrydge.
Omg guys.
I've been keeping it hush hush for privacy's sake. Not crazy about publishing my life, but...
KRALTAR THE DISCARDED AND I ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER!!
AAAAAAAAAAA
It's gonna be so nice not having to ruck out to the space beyond the void anymore.
This could be the one y'all. <3
I've been keeping it hush hush for privacy's sake. Not crazy about publishing my life, but...
KRALTAR THE DISCARDED AND I ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER!!
AAAAAAAAAAA
It's gonna be so nice not having to ruck out to the space beyond the void anymore.
This could be the one y'all. <3
September 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Omg guys.
I've been keeping it hush hush for privacy's sake. Not crazy about publishing my life, but...
KRALTAR THE DISCARDED AND I ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER!!
AAAAAAAAAAA
It's gonna be so nice not having to ruck out to the space beyond the void anymore.
This could be the one y'all. <3
I've been keeping it hush hush for privacy's sake. Not crazy about publishing my life, but...
KRALTAR THE DISCARDED AND I ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER!!
AAAAAAAAAAA
It's gonna be so nice not having to ruck out to the space beyond the void anymore.
This could be the one y'all. <3
Imposter syndrome is crazy like
"Despite working on a farm for over 4 years as a kid I can't tell if this is a hay bale or a straw bale. I'm such a fucking poser. Fake farm boy. Unlovable cretin."
Bro I didn't even work with straw and hay. I still worked on a farm.
"Despite working on a farm for over 4 years as a kid I can't tell if this is a hay bale or a straw bale. I'm such a fucking poser. Fake farm boy. Unlovable cretin."
Bro I didn't even work with straw and hay. I still worked on a farm.
September 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Imposter syndrome is crazy like
"Despite working on a farm for over 4 years as a kid I can't tell if this is a hay bale or a straw bale. I'm such a fucking poser. Fake farm boy. Unlovable cretin."
Bro I didn't even work with straw and hay. I still worked on a farm.
"Despite working on a farm for over 4 years as a kid I can't tell if this is a hay bale or a straw bale. I'm such a fucking poser. Fake farm boy. Unlovable cretin."
Bro I didn't even work with straw and hay. I still worked on a farm.
Having a bookmarked website on my bar called "porkbun.com" feels more incriminating than if it were bbw-on-bbc.cum
September 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Having a bookmarked website on my bar called "porkbun.com" feels more incriminating than if it were bbw-on-bbc.cum
I'm such an irritability pilled grumpcell today.
I'm grimace maxxing with a minor in resting bitch face.
I'm grimace maxxing with a minor in resting bitch face.
September 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm such an irritability pilled grumpcell today.
I'm grimace maxxing with a minor in resting bitch face.
I'm grimace maxxing with a minor in resting bitch face.
There's nothing more attractive than a woman doing her best Pooh Bear impression. :)
(The fist in a jar of honey thing, not the shirt with no pants thing)
(The fist in a jar of honey thing, not the shirt with no pants thing)
September 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
There's nothing more attractive than a woman doing her best Pooh Bear impression. :)
(The fist in a jar of honey thing, not the shirt with no pants thing)
(The fist in a jar of honey thing, not the shirt with no pants thing)
Me trying to talk about in depth computer knowledge is kinda like a 12 year old cussing.
You can tell he gets the idea, but doesn't really have the grace to pull it off yet.
You can tell he gets the idea, but doesn't really have the grace to pull it off yet.
September 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Me trying to talk about in depth computer knowledge is kinda like a 12 year old cussing.
You can tell he gets the idea, but doesn't really have the grace to pull it off yet.
You can tell he gets the idea, but doesn't really have the grace to pull it off yet.
Date 9/16
5 days since last Garfield
Context: Strange screenshot of someone's message history in a discord server. Multiple references to Garfield are made.
Notes: Due to unrelated matters my brain is a weird soup right now. I barely comprehended this was in fact a Garfield reference.
5 days since last Garfield
Context: Strange screenshot of someone's message history in a discord server. Multiple references to Garfield are made.
Notes: Due to unrelated matters my brain is a weird soup right now. I barely comprehended this was in fact a Garfield reference.
September 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Date 9/16
5 days since last Garfield
Context: Strange screenshot of someone's message history in a discord server. Multiple references to Garfield are made.
Notes: Due to unrelated matters my brain is a weird soup right now. I barely comprehended this was in fact a Garfield reference.
5 days since last Garfield
Context: Strange screenshot of someone's message history in a discord server. Multiple references to Garfield are made.
Notes: Due to unrelated matters my brain is a weird soup right now. I barely comprehended this was in fact a Garfield reference.
Me explaining cars to someone from the 1600s:
Yeah so we have this things a lot like horse drawn chariots, but there's no horse, they're metal, they growl at you constantly and they're powered by melted dragons and up to 15% corn.
Yeah so we have this things a lot like horse drawn chariots, but there's no horse, they're metal, they growl at you constantly and they're powered by melted dragons and up to 15% corn.
September 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Me explaining cars to someone from the 1600s:
Yeah so we have this things a lot like horse drawn chariots, but there's no horse, they're metal, they growl at you constantly and they're powered by melted dragons and up to 15% corn.
Yeah so we have this things a lot like horse drawn chariots, but there's no horse, they're metal, they growl at you constantly and they're powered by melted dragons and up to 15% corn.
Date 9/11
4 days since last Garfield
Context: Brooklyn Nine-Nine S1E17 Character describes canada as "The Odie to America's Garfield."
Notes: This day will go down in history for this.
4 days since last Garfield
Context: Brooklyn Nine-Nine S1E17 Character describes canada as "The Odie to America's Garfield."
Notes: This day will go down in history for this.
September 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Date 9/11
4 days since last Garfield
Context: Brooklyn Nine-Nine S1E17 Character describes canada as "The Odie to America's Garfield."
Notes: This day will go down in history for this.
4 days since last Garfield
Context: Brooklyn Nine-Nine S1E17 Character describes canada as "The Odie to America's Garfield."
Notes: This day will go down in history for this.
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Can I "Life hard, boobs soft" my way through these hard times? We'll soon find out
February 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Can I "Life hard, boobs soft" my way through these hard times? We'll soon find out