The JOJOLands Chapter 5:
"You know plastic wrap, right? The type that comes in those boxes. Do not, under any circumstances, let the plastic fall off the blade and slip back into the box. At that point, it's all over. Like basically the end of the world."
- Hirohiko Araki, Ultra Jump July 2023

Crying actual tears at work, fuck

drop the @ if it do

I wear comfy shoes and jeans and my grandpa’s ratty ass jacket he got from collecting points on cigarette boxes, fuck being professional

I’m sorry y’all had to witness this fucking tragedy in real time

I fucking LOST IT when I saw this notification

I could not be a teenage weeb in these times I am SO SORRY to the youth of today

Clearly fake, just absolutely stupid why anybody would want my little ass account

The more I want it to do a specific thing the more it circles with nonsense. I don’t get it

I have told this thing multiple times not to mention the Christian god, Jesus, Christianity, or use pet names and it refuses to remember that