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Omega Lairon
@omega-lairon.bsky.social
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He/Him
Some sort of weird mechanical lizard man. Shitposting enthusiast, generally pleasant, full time introvert with unreasonably deep knowledge of Pokemon and The Simpsons.

#furry #scalie #bisexual #dadlife

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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Milhouse Van Houten, sitting in the classroom, is staring at his wristwatch and patiently awaiting the year 10,000 and his opportunity to cash a one million dollar cheque paid to him by Bart Simpson.
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Screenshot from The Simpsons. Inside the Androids Dungeon comic shop, a character (I think Bart?) is holding a comic book titled "The death of Sad Sack". The cover art depicts the Sarge howling with grief and carrying the body of the supposedly deceased Sad Sack. Overlaid caption reads "This better not be another fake-out"
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
omega-lairon.bsky.social
Post the last four games you played.
Marketing banner image for Euro Truck Simulator 2 PC game Marketing banner image of Hades II video game Marketing banner image for UFO 50 video game Marketing banner image for Pokemon Legends Z-A Nintendo Switch video game
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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The screenshot of Bowser holding up a painting meme, except the original painting has been replaced by the drawing of "Dignity" by Kirk VanHouten from The Simpsons
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Screenshot from The Simpsons. A depressed middle aged gentleman uses small brush to dust off the teeth of a dinosaur skeleton museum display
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Screenshot from The Simpsons. Homer Simpsons stands at the base of the Jebediah Springfield statue beneath a white banner bearing the words "can't someone else do it?"
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
omega-lairon.bsky.social
Wait a minute...

Zoom!

Enhance!
The steelbook cover for "End of Watch" on Blu-Ray, as advertised in the original post, except the face of the main character has been digitally painted over to resemble Spamton G. Spamton from popular video game Deltarune.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
omega-lairon.bsky.social
Hmm... I dunno, I'm not sure my MtG x AtLA promo card is entirely genuine...
The somewhat infamous "screenshot" variant art Magic the Gathering card "Cruel Tutor", except the rules text is much smaller, and Firelord Ozai's facial features haven been shrunken and distorted
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Screenshot from The Simpsons. A framed newspaper is hanging on a wall. The newspaper features a large Gettysburg greyscale photo of Homer Simpson running happily on a baseball field while being pursued by two police officers. The headline reads "Idiot ruins game" and "Springfield forfeits pennant"
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Screenshot from The Simpsons. A close-up shot of an old CRT TV screen on which an episode of "The Krusty the Clown Show" is airing. Titular clown Krusty is acting out a scene from a poorly conceived parody sitcom entitled "Mad About Shoe". This involves Krusty lying on a double bed next to a human sized pink high heel shoe. Overlaid caption reads: "Give me a kiss, baby. No tongue." (Not pictured, the audience booing the lazy joke, and Krusty lamenting his next parody act entitled "N.Y.P.D Shoe", which is "basically the same thing")
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
omega-lairon.bsky.social
Please enjoy this awful chart ^_^
A sketchy coloured pie chart indicating the 5 major characters in my story, sorted by approximately how much dialogue each one gets proportional to each other. The colours, in descending size, are Green, Purple, Yellow, Blue, and Red, representing Meg, Jez, Dr. T, Tony, and Vik(tor) respectively.
October 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Screenshot from kid's cartoon "Bluey". A yellow dog is holding his leg and crouching down awkwardly. On-screen captions read: "Oh, I've done me hammy. You get it, Lucky."
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Screenshot from The Simpsons. Homer Simpson is kneeling in a patch of wet but rapidly drying cement, next to a mess of bricks, pipes, various BBQ grill pieces, and even pieces of clothing such as a shoe and a wristwatch. He is holding up and attempting to read from an assembly instruction sheet, however the English instructions have been obscured, so he is attempting to read the French instructions. Overlaid captions read: " "Lé grille"? What the hell is that?!"
October 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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[I will win. And then I will notify your next of kin.]
A screenshot of the player stats screen from Sonic Racing CrossWorlds. An overwhelming preference for the character Omega is shown, followed distantly by technically distinct character Omega (AI racer variant). There is no 3rd place, so Sonic is used as a placeholder, with 0 uses.
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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The "sickos "ha ha ha yes" meme, but with the guy appearing in the Biffo comic in the OP pasted over top of the iconic "sicko" "
October 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Repost your profile picture.

Art by: @omega-lairon.bsky.social
Close up of Omega Lairon's profile picture. A light green reptilian -slash- protogen type critter in front of the bisexual pride flag
September 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Screenshot from The Simpsons. Bart and Lisa are sitting at the kitchen table, eating breakfast. Bart is looking over towards camera left, and addressing Homer (off screen). Overlaid caption reads: "You dunking your sausages in that syrup homeboy?"
September 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Screenshot from The Simpsons. Milhouse Van Houten is crawling on hands and knees trough a tunnel made out of old soiled mattresses. Overlaid caption reads: "it smells funny in there"
September 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
omega-lairon.bsky.social
if u see this quote with the energy u bring to blue sky
A manga image of a teenage girl sighing. A speech bubble reads "...I don't know how to read social situations, yo..."
September 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
omega-lairon.bsky.social
Reskeet with your mental state
A crow perched on a sign. The crow is looking downwards. The photo is cropped such that most of the sign is not visible, only the top part, which has the word "NO" in red on a white background, is visible.
September 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
omega-lairon.bsky.social
#helluvabossgame
I maek horse. She is good horse, have six legs - is better than four. More leg means more fast that's just basic math. She has glowy blue eyes and also blue teeth for some reason. And blue spikes because she's stylish but unpleasant to ride on. Also her hair and tail are afros
A horrible MSPaint style drawing of a horse-like creature. It has a black body which should have been brown but I forgot to colour it in lol. The horse has 6 legs, but only 5 are visible because art and perspective is hard. It has a light brown afro and a similarly curly tail in the same colour. It has a blue eye, a blue mouth with a fang poking out, and four sharp blue spikes down its back because screw you for trying to ride it : p
September 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
omega-lairon.bsky.social
He'll be fine
The screenshot from the above skeet, from the DragonBall anime, showing a young Son Goku flying forwards towards camera left with his right fist extended. Behind him is King Piccolo, with a giant hole through his upper body where Goku punched him. Piccolo's mortal injury has been edited with the "adhesive bandage" emjoi pasted over the top of it.
September 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Simpsons meme - Homer Simpson is at the bar of Moe's Tavern, talking on the phone. He is looking past Moe at a shelf of bottles and a sign reading "Maximum occupancy 65" Overlaid caption reads: "religious holiday. The feast of... maximum occupancy."
September 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Screenshot from Futurama. Philip J Fry watches on in horror as a business guy from the 1980s lies on the floor in agony as his body twists and contorts due to late stage "bone-itis". Overlaid caption reads: "my only regret is... that i have... bone-itis"
September 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
omega-lairon.bsky.social
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A screenshot from Pokemon Red/Blue Version. Protagonist Red is in a Pokemon Gym, looking at a trash can. On screen text window reads "Nope, there's only trash here."
September 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM