Omega Lairon
@omega-lairon.bsky.social
He/Him
Some sort of weird mechanical lizard man. Shitposting enthusiast, generally pleasant, full time introvert with unreasonably deep knowledge of Pokemon and The Simpsons.
#furry #scalie #bisexual #dadlife
Also on Masto!
Omega_Lairon@kind.social
Some sort of weird mechanical lizard man. Shitposting enthusiast, generally pleasant, full time introvert with unreasonably deep knowledge of Pokemon and The Simpsons.
#furry #scalie #bisexual #dadlife
Also on Masto!
Omega_Lairon@kind.social
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Omega Lairon
@omega-lairon.bsky.social
· Nov 24
Oh! Right! Here I am advertising myself as a proper scalie and I haven't even shown off my OC properly.
... largely because it's months later and I still only have first draft sketches, no alternate poses, and I'm not very... y'know *good* in general.
But FWIW, here I be:
... largely because it's months later and I still only have first draft sketches, no alternate poses, and I'm not very... y'know *good* in general.
But FWIW, here I be:
CW: medical TMI?
Woo! Who else up passing they kidney stones? So long you little bastard!
Woo! Who else up passing they kidney stones? So long you little bastard!
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
CW: medical TMI?
Woo! Who else up passing they kidney stones? So long you little bastard!
Woo! Who else up passing they kidney stones? So long you little bastard!
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Post the last four games you played.
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Post the last four games you played.
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Can’t believe it’s Desert Bus time again.
Hey, come and hang out while we raise money for children in hospitals.
Going live in ~20 minutes, and then staying live for like a week.
DesertBus.org
Hey, come and hang out while we raise money for children in hospitals.
Going live in ~20 minutes, and then staying live for like a week.
DesertBus.org
Desert Bus 2025
A charity fundraising marathon in support of Child's Play Charity.
DesertBus.org
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can’t believe it’s Desert Bus time again.
Hey, come and hang out while we raise money for children in hospitals.
Going live in ~20 minutes, and then staying live for like a week.
DesertBus.org
Hey, come and hang out while we raise money for children in hospitals.
Going live in ~20 minutes, and then staying live for like a week.
DesertBus.org
Frankly at this point (well... several points back from months ago, but details), it should be considered treasonous to *not* be readying arms and preparing the guillotine. That that creature still draws breath is an abomination, and the inaction borders on complicity.
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Frankly at this point (well... several points back from months ago, but details), it should be considered treasonous to *not* be readying arms and preparing the guillotine. That that creature still draws breath is an abomination, and the inaction borders on complicity.
Okay, the booing was cute and all, but like... that's an entire stadium of people. I don't want to hear "they booed the least popular piece of shit on the planet", I want to hear "an engaged crowd stormed the VIP boxes, broke down the door and tore his fucking head off"
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Okay, the booing was cute and all, but like... that's an entire stadium of people. I don't want to hear "they booed the least popular piece of shit on the planet", I want to hear "an engaged crowd stormed the VIP boxes, broke down the door and tore his fucking head off"
When is the Power Wash Simulator x Power Rangers crossover DLC out? I have a mighty need to spray down the Megazord
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
When is the Power Wash Simulator x Power Rangers crossover DLC out? I have a mighty need to spray down the Megazord
I need a browser plug-in that, any time a website hits me with a "please turn off your ad-blocker" pop-up, it changes the little (x) button to dismiss/ignore it to a massive "Lol, deal with it bitch" button
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I need a browser plug-in that, any time a website hits me with a "please turn off your ad-blocker" pop-up, it changes the little (x) button to dismiss/ignore it to a massive "Lol, deal with it bitch" button
I sure hope that Cummo fella wins the race... to the head of the unemployment line
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I sure hope that Cummo fella wins the race... to the head of the unemployment line
Hmm... I dunno, I'm not sure my MtG x AtLA promo card is entirely genuine...
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hmm... I dunno, I'm not sure my MtG x AtLA promo card is entirely genuine...
Rolling up to a Halloween party in a filthy bathrobe, sweatpants, and crocs
"So what are you supposed to be?"
"Oh man... I was supposed to be lots of stuff. A doctor maybe, or a lawyer... maybe a scientist. But I got to college age just... it was all too much man. Now I'm just... fuckin 35, man."
"So what are you supposed to be?"
"Oh man... I was supposed to be lots of stuff. A doctor maybe, or a lawyer... maybe a scientist. But I got to college age just... it was all too much man. Now I'm just... fuckin 35, man."
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Rolling up to a Halloween party in a filthy bathrobe, sweatpants, and crocs
"So what are you supposed to be?"
"Oh man... I was supposed to be lots of stuff. A doctor maybe, or a lawyer... maybe a scientist. But I got to college age just... it was all too much man. Now I'm just... fuckin 35, man."
"So what are you supposed to be?"
"Oh man... I was supposed to be lots of stuff. A doctor maybe, or a lawyer... maybe a scientist. But I got to college age just... it was all too much man. Now I'm just... fuckin 35, man."
I think we should give America a do-over once (if) they finally overthrow their dictator. It'll go Obama at #44, then directly to Biden #45, and the next election is for #46. Just completely unperson the current piece of shit.
To make the years match up, declare 2017-2020 and 2025-? as interregnum
To make the years match up, declare 2017-2020 and 2025-? as interregnum
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I think we should give America a do-over once (if) they finally overthrow their dictator. It'll go Obama at #44, then directly to Biden #45, and the next election is for #46. Just completely unperson the current piece of shit.
To make the years match up, declare 2017-2020 and 2025-? as interregnum
To make the years match up, declare 2017-2020 and 2025-? as interregnum
This could all have been avoided if John Baseball had decided to invent volleyball instead.
October 28, 2025 at 7:39 AM
This could all have been avoided if John Baseball had decided to invent volleyball instead.
It's always fun seeing out of context posts which read like "[name] is wrecking downtown Miami!" or "[name] approaches Caribbean" from people who forget to specify that it's a hurricane, not just some ominous, giant human psychopath
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It's always fun seeing out of context posts which read like "[name] is wrecking downtown Miami!" or "[name] approaches Caribbean" from people who forget to specify that it's a hurricane, not just some ominous, giant human psychopath
I guess one minuscule upside to America being seized by nazi paedophiles is that there's even odds that a minor but irritating issue like Daylight Savings has a nonzero % chance of getting solved entirely on the strength of how much it personally annoys the toddler fuhrer.
"It ruined my nap time!"
"It ruined my nap time!"
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I guess one minuscule upside to America being seized by nazi paedophiles is that there's even odds that a minor but irritating issue like Daylight Savings has a nonzero % chance of getting solved entirely on the strength of how much it personally annoys the toddler fuhrer.
"It ruined my nap time!"
"It ruined my nap time!"
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this video game is so good
October 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
this video game is so good
So how about that revolution then, huh? Still waiting around for it to get worse? Yeah, that's cool. Y'know, whenever. No rush.
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So how about that revolution then, huh? Still waiting around for it to get worse? Yeah, that's cool. Y'know, whenever. No rush.
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
We need to bring back public shunning as a thing. Start treating absolute assbags as personae non grata. Don't work with them, don't serve them, don't talk to them. Just an unbroken, silent death state until they fuck off.
October 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
We need to bring back public shunning as a thing. Start treating absolute assbags as personae non grata. Don't work with them, don't serve them, don't talk to them. Just an unbroken, silent death state until they fuck off.
On balance, yeah, the #Pokemon series is *long* overdue for, along many other improvements, adding voice acting.
But at the same time, everyone being dead silent means I can imagine my own guest VA cast.
Maybe I'm just worried they'll half-ass the VA casting the same way they half-ass the games...
But at the same time, everyone being dead silent means I can imagine my own guest VA cast.
Maybe I'm just worried they'll half-ass the VA casting the same way they half-ass the games...
October 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
On balance, yeah, the #Pokemon series is *long* overdue for, along many other improvements, adding voice acting.
But at the same time, everyone being dead silent means I can imagine my own guest VA cast.
Maybe I'm just worried they'll half-ass the VA casting the same way they half-ass the games...
But at the same time, everyone being dead silent means I can imagine my own guest VA cast.
Maybe I'm just worried they'll half-ass the VA casting the same way they half-ass the games...
It's kind of endearing but also endlessly frustrating that I see so many Nintendo Switch screenshots which are actually just someone taking a photo of the screen.
Because we all do it, because the Switch's screenshot sharing is actual dogshit. Like, it's baffling how utterly non-functional it is.
Because we all do it, because the Switch's screenshot sharing is actual dogshit. Like, it's baffling how utterly non-functional it is.
October 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
It's kind of endearing but also endlessly frustrating that I see so many Nintendo Switch screenshots which are actually just someone taking a photo of the screen.
Because we all do it, because the Switch's screenshot sharing is actual dogshit. Like, it's baffling how utterly non-functional it is.
Because we all do it, because the Switch's screenshot sharing is actual dogshit. Like, it's baffling how utterly non-functional it is.
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Hope he dies tomorrow
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hope he dies tomorrow
Anyone else been messing around in #PokemonLegendsZA by opening the map and rapidly moving the cursor between two adjacent icons because the little click sound it makes kinda sounds like Squidward walking.
No... just me?
No... just me?
October 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Anyone else been messing around in #PokemonLegendsZA by opening the map and rapidly moving the cursor between two adjacent icons because the little click sound it makes kinda sounds like Squidward walking.
No... just me?
No... just me?
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First shiny finally!! ✨
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
First shiny finally!! ✨