Owen McGuire
omcguire.bsky.social
Owen McGuire
@omcguire.bsky.social
A butcher, a barber, a bellman, a bouncer,
A telephone psychic and Bingo announcer
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Take me down
to the Roku City
Where the walls are purple
and the vibes are gritty
March 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
@caseynewton.bsky.social @kevinroose.com I just successfully vibe coded something this morning! Thanks for the inspiration. Having something work like that feels almost magical.
March 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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March 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You’re telling me that Ole Miss, home of the fanciest socialites, is in the top half of the conference for distance to a Popeyes?
*Clutches pearls*
New SEC power rankings just dropped, and it's based on how far each stadium is by Google Maps walking distance to the nearest Popeyes.
December 4, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Nothing tastes as good as not being added to a team on Teams feels.
December 3, 2024 at 4:50 PM
So great it’s sweater season, allowing me to still wear my too-tight shirts to work.
December 2, 2024 at 4:59 PM
A great part of visiting your parents for the holidays is using their fancy toiletries.

Hell yeah, gimme that tea tree oil and rosemary invigorating shampoo!
November 29, 2024 at 4:19 PM
“Why would I waste calories on that? I can just go buy that!”

This is a policy I picked up a few years ago at a Weight Watchers meeting. The idea being to not eat store-bought items at a holiday meal, and instead enjoy the homemade offerings.
November 25, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Chick-fil-A should give you a free milkshake if you have to climb to the top of the play structure to retrieve your child.
November 22, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Reposted by Owen McGuire
Has anyone read the lord of the rings before? I’m thinking about getting into it maybe
November 21, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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I've been through the desert
on a horse with no legs
We just sat there out in the rain
November 19, 2024 at 7:36 PM
November 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Just fixed my garbage disposal after three days of not working because my kids put unpopped kernels in the drain. I was ~this close~ to turning into Abuelita from Coco, but about popcorn.
November 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Calling Twitter ‘the other place’ or ‘the bird app’ has the same energy as calling your mom and dad ‘the parental units.’
November 16, 2024 at 12:33 AM
“What kind of soup is this?” I ask, knowing full well I’m going to turn it into hot sauce flavored soup.
November 15, 2024 at 12:33 AM