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@omahaalt.bsky.social
Since the rest of the internet is a hell hole, just need a quiet place to post pictures of my dong. Exposure and reposts are A+. DM’s are open, but don’t be a creep.
Split time between Houston and Omaha.
https://cash.app/$OmahaAlt
Split time between Houston and Omaha.
https://cash.app/$OmahaAlt
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Howdy! I’m volunteering for the Houston Rodeo this year. Specifically, I’m trying to raise college money for the kids that show pigs 🐷🐷. This could be a life changing event for them.
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Last nude of 38. First nude of 39.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Last nude of 38. First nude of 39.
Last nude of 38. First nude of 39.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Last nude of 38. First nude of 39.
Howdy! I’m volunteering for the Houston Rodeo this year. Specifically, I’m trying to raise college money for the kids that show pigs 🐷🐷. This could be a life changing event for them.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Howdy! I’m volunteering for the Houston Rodeo this year. Specifically, I’m trying to raise college money for the kids that show pigs 🐷🐷. This could be a life changing event for them.
Who’s the indie pop girlie who went the most off the rails in the 2010’s? Azealia, Grimes, or MIA?
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Who’s the indie pop girlie who went the most off the rails in the 2010’s? Azealia, Grimes, or MIA?
I’m trying to raise money for a volunteer thing. I wish I could just post directly on here, but it it’s linked to my real name and that’s probably a line I don’t need right now.
If you feel like contributing to a good cause, DM me.
If you feel like contributing to a good cause, DM me.
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m trying to raise money for a volunteer thing. I wish I could just post directly on here, but it it’s linked to my real name and that’s probably a line I don’t need right now.
If you feel like contributing to a good cause, DM me.
If you feel like contributing to a good cause, DM me.
Whenever I see I have an App Store update from Grindr, I get entirely too excited thinking that “maybe now they’ll fix the ad spam problem” and am always disappointed.
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Whenever I see I have an App Store update from Grindr, I get entirely too excited thinking that “maybe now they’ll fix the ad spam problem” and am always disappointed.
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Been a while since I posted smut, so here’s another of me blowing my sexy buddy @fkadeltrice.bsky.social :
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Been a while since I posted smut, so here’s another of me blowing my sexy buddy @fkadeltrice.bsky.social :
It’s always funny the people who are in the bf’s DM’s and then ignore me. Guys, I’m the easier one. Like if you want to get on my bf, just flatter me.
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It’s always funny the people who are in the bf’s DM’s and then ignore me. Guys, I’m the easier one. Like if you want to get on my bf, just flatter me.
I have two blue sky accounts. One for smut, one for news.
On the news one, I followed like a Texas starter pack. And there is some literal dad on there that drives me WILD. No idea who he is or what he does. I think he lives in Waco. But damn, his gym selfies are great.
On the news one, I followed like a Texas starter pack. And there is some literal dad on there that drives me WILD. No idea who he is or what he does. I think he lives in Waco. But damn, his gym selfies are great.
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I have two blue sky accounts. One for smut, one for news.
On the news one, I followed like a Texas starter pack. And there is some literal dad on there that drives me WILD. No idea who he is or what he does. I think he lives in Waco. But damn, his gym selfies are great.
On the news one, I followed like a Texas starter pack. And there is some literal dad on there that drives me WILD. No idea who he is or what he does. I think he lives in Waco. But damn, his gym selfies are great.
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Just a constant dickstraction.
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just a constant dickstraction.
I really shouldn’t use a mandolin. 🫣
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I really shouldn’t use a mandolin. 🫣
So the compromise I have with myself is to only have hook up apps on my iPad so I’m not constantly trolling them when I’m out and about.
How does the Grindr app not have a landscape mode in 2025?
Guys, stop the the ai bullshit. Get the bots off. End the intrusive chum ads. Make a landscape mode.
How does the Grindr app not have a landscape mode in 2025?
Guys, stop the the ai bullshit. Get the bots off. End the intrusive chum ads. Make a landscape mode.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
So the compromise I have with myself is to only have hook up apps on my iPad so I’m not constantly trolling them when I’m out and about.
How does the Grindr app not have a landscape mode in 2025?
Guys, stop the the ai bullshit. Get the bots off. End the intrusive chum ads. Make a landscape mode.
How does the Grindr app not have a landscape mode in 2025?
Guys, stop the the ai bullshit. Get the bots off. End the intrusive chum ads. Make a landscape mode.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Some recent softies for you sluts.
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Some recent softies for you sluts.
All the local dad tops are quiet today. Fuuuuuck!
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
All the local dad tops are quiet today. Fuuuuuck!
Now I understand why boomer Facebook is so bad. It is very hard to type well on the iPad.
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Now I understand why boomer Facebook is so bad. It is very hard to type well on the iPad.
Just going to the Bluesky website is much better thn trying to use the iPad app.
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Just going to the Bluesky website is much better thn trying to use the iPad app.
I got my flu and Covid shots yesterday. Have felt basically hungover today. Hopefully back to normal tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I got my flu and Covid shots yesterday. Have felt basically hungover today. Hopefully back to normal tomorrow.
I love to post bait to the Sniffies… public wall? and see who responds.
A blank profile from 30 miles away and the first picture they send of them sitting on a toilet? Amazing!
A blank profile from 30 miles away and the first picture they send of them sitting on a toilet? Amazing!
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I love to post bait to the Sniffies… public wall? and see who responds.
A blank profile from 30 miles away and the first picture they send of them sitting on a toilet? Amazing!
A blank profile from 30 miles away and the first picture they send of them sitting on a toilet? Amazing!
Had to shave my chest for my Halloween costume.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Had to shave my chest for my Halloween costume.
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got dug out crazy style
October 31, 2025 at 3:49 AM
got dug out crazy style
My new bit should be trying to DM divorce lawyers in DC to Usha Vance.
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My new bit should be trying to DM divorce lawyers in DC to Usha Vance.
If Steve Jobs had survived his cancer and was alive in 2025, where on the list of most hated tech billionaires would he be? Maybe dying early was the best thing for his legacy.
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If Steve Jobs had survived his cancer and was alive in 2025, where on the list of most hated tech billionaires would he be? Maybe dying early was the best thing for his legacy.
It took until I was 38, but boy do I love olives now.
October 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It took until I was 38, but boy do I love olives now.
My Halloween costume for last week.
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My Halloween costume for last week.