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@omahaalt.bsky.social
Since the rest of the internet is a hell hole, just need a quiet place to post pictures of my dong. Exposure and reposts are A+. DM’s are open, but don’t be a creep.
Split time between Houston and Omaha.
https://cash.app/$OmahaAlt
Split time between Houston and Omaha.
https://cash.app/$OmahaAlt
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@omahaalt.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Howdy! I’m volunteering for the Houston Rodeo this year. Specifically, I’m trying to raise college money for the kids that show pigs 🐷🐷. This could be a life changing event for them.
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12. Have you ever drawn kinky art to satisfy your own fetishes, and are you willing to share?
Yes, as a task for a #Locktober challenge in 2022. I’m terrible at drawing, but I used a photo of @omahaalt.bsky.social as the source material, and I was very pleased with the result.
Yes, as a task for a #Locktober challenge in 2022. I’m terrible at drawing, but I used a photo of @omahaalt.bsky.social as the source material, and I was very pleased with the result.
January 23, 2026 at 11:54 PM
12. Have you ever drawn kinky art to satisfy your own fetishes, and are you willing to share?
Yes, as a task for a #Locktober challenge in 2022. I’m terrible at drawing, but I used a photo of @omahaalt.bsky.social as the source material, and I was very pleased with the result.
Yes, as a task for a #Locktober challenge in 2022. I’m terrible at drawing, but I used a photo of @omahaalt.bsky.social as the source material, and I was very pleased with the result.
Guys, have you heard of this show called Heated Rivalry? I just started it this week, and it’s really good.
January 23, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Guys, have you heard of this show called Heated Rivalry? I just started it this week, and it’s really good.
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My thought of the day- online hook ups can be fun but also lead to such a toxic self image. Go out- touch some grass and some dicks and butts!
January 22, 2026 at 6:16 PM
My thought of the day- online hook ups can be fun but also lead to such a toxic self image. Go out- touch some grass and some dicks and butts!
The SpongeBob twink on TikTok is cute. Not usually my type.
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The SpongeBob twink on TikTok is cute. Not usually my type.
looking forward to another day of broken release pipelines and being able to do nothing about it apart from complain.
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
looking forward to another day of broken release pipelines and being able to do nothing about it apart from complain.
Why isn’t the “Grab them by the pussy” clip played daily? This is the clearest distillation of his worldview. “When you’re a star, you can do anything.” That’s him as a person and as a leader. There’s nothing more to him.
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Why isn’t the “Grab them by the pussy” clip played daily? This is the clearest distillation of his worldview. “When you’re a star, you can do anything.” That’s him as a person and as a leader. There’s nothing more to him.
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A big part of my job is trying to get software build pipelines green, and the thing that pisses me off the most is Prisma.
January 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
A big part of my job is trying to get software build pipelines green, and the thing that pisses me off the most is Prisma.
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January 20, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Was feeling myself this morning
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Was feeling myself this morning
Omg. I never see progress. I feel so fat. I have love handles. Why do I never seem to lose weight?
*has leftover cheesecake for breakfast*
*has leftover cheesecake for breakfast*
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Omg. I never see progress. I feel so fat. I have love handles. Why do I never seem to lose weight?
*has leftover cheesecake for breakfast*
*has leftover cheesecake for breakfast*
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snowy outside, sweaty in here
December 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
snowy outside, sweaty in here
My brain is as smooth as my hole.
January 19, 2026 at 10:50 PM
My brain is as smooth as my hole.
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December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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bsky has more than one minute long videos now, so here’s me breeding a friend from about a year ago :) thank you to his fiancé for being our camera man
March 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
bsky has more than one minute long videos now, so here’s me breeding a friend from about a year ago :) thank you to his fiancé for being our camera man
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I have to work today. The least you can do is give me some attention.
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I have to work today. The least you can do is give me some attention.
So does England have any Epstein Files from investigating Andrew? You would think they would have some dirt on T, and now might be a good time to release it.
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
So does England have any Epstein Files from investigating Andrew? You would think they would have some dirt on T, and now might be a good time to release it.
Whenever I see the grindr ceo post about AI on linked in, I really have to fight the urge to just call him a piece of shit in the comments. It’s just amazing how out of touch he is with the actual user base of the app.
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Whenever I see the grindr ceo post about AI on linked in, I really have to fight the urge to just call him a piece of shit in the comments. It’s just amazing how out of touch he is with the actual user base of the app.
Beat the silent hill 2 remake and it was good. I got a lot of enjoyment out of beating monsters with the pipes. Yay violence.
January 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Beat the silent hill 2 remake and it was good. I got a lot of enjoyment out of beating monsters with the pipes. Yay violence.
RFK JR should do ASMR.
January 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
RFK JR should do ASMR.
Went to a rodeo event last night, and I somehow pulled in the second amount of donations for rookies? Go me, I guess?
And I’ve had some of you sluts actually contribute. So thanks to you, as well.
And I’ve had some of you sluts actually contribute. So thanks to you, as well.
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Went to a rodeo event last night, and I somehow pulled in the second amount of donations for rookies? Go me, I guess?
And I’ve had some of you sluts actually contribute. So thanks to you, as well.
And I’ve had some of you sluts actually contribute. So thanks to you, as well.
