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D.K.
@olswinginking.bsky.social
Don't do that-

Last last time you did it got stuck in my hair and it took forrrreverrrrr to get out.
October 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
And you don't WEAR makeup.

LAST TIME you didn't.
October 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
OH! WAIT- It's almost Hallo'een

It's just one of his little. Uh. Things.
October 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Geez, you rag on him once and you never live it down...
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
July 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
July 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think so. S'been nice! Feels like I haven't seen 'em in-

Wait, she doesn't hit on me, she doesn't- wait. IS she?? You think so??
June 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
... but?
June 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My job to keep it shut, yeah.

And I would, but something won't let me. I mean, I look great now! I wanna keep it like that.
Probably. I mean I don't exactly watch where my mouth goes. That's not MY responsibility. It's basically yours.

Anyway, stop aging. I already did that a long time ago.
I feel like you've called me that before when you were up to your old tricks....

But it's not bad! It just makes it sound like I'm OLD.
June 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'M NOT A DAD!!!!! 💢
“So DK adopted, huh. Good for him! Always happy to see someone grow.”
June 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I feel like you've called me that before when you were up to your old tricks....

But it's not bad! It just makes it sound like I'm OLD.
PEOPLE! Everyone is saying it, I'M saying it! Do you have any idea how terrible THAT is?

Like, having a father is weird...don't you have to like, /respect/ a father? As if I could respect anything!
Later for that. Can we go back to the daddy thing? Who said that.
June 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Later for that. Can we go back to the daddy thing? Who said that.
Well that explains it, I don't know why I didn't think of PERIOD before. I suppose from now on, I will simply remember my PERIOD, when I'm frustrated and don't know what to do.

It's always about my PERIOD!
June 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
OHHH. THE GIRL.

i'unno her. But I couldn't leave her by herself either!
June 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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WHY ARE PEOPLE CALLING YOU 'DADDY'!?
WHAT!!! NOW WHAT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
June 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by D.K.
The Leader of the Bunch
June 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
WHAT!!! NOW WHAT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
June 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Got so used to these pants that it feels... weird when I hafta take em off. Like someone's watching....
June 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
💡
April 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Listen, I worked hard to get where I'm at now, I used to be an absolute WRECK.
April 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Nah.

You can do better anyway.
April 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Pretends t- HEY. 💢
April 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Frenemies... Not it, either...

[It's worse.]
April 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I can't imagine shorty acting like that. It don't feel right. I see how looks at Pauline and it STILL don't feel right.
April 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's like he's grabbing me-
April 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Riding karts with those things though? Nuh-uh.
April 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM