King K. Rool
@krudekrool.bsky.social
WAIT GIVE ME MY MAKEUP BACK. GIVE IT BACK! UN-STAIN YOUR FUR IMMEDIATELY THAT MAKEUP BELONGS ON MY FACE.
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
WAIT GIVE ME MY MAKEUP BACK. GIVE IT BACK! UN-STAIN YOUR FUR IMMEDIATELY THAT MAKEUP BELONGS ON MY FACE.
Wait. When did-...how did-...who did, what did, where did hair did whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es did--
Oh. I remember. We were sharing bananas. Yours was, of course, freshly peeled, untouched by decay, pristine.
Mine was, of course, rotted to perfection, overripe beauty, and tasty to boot.
Oh. I remember. We were sharing bananas. Yours was, of course, freshly peeled, untouched by decay, pristine.
Mine was, of course, rotted to perfection, overripe beauty, and tasty to boot.
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Wait. When did-...how did-...who did, what did, where did hair did whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es did--
Oh. I remember. We were sharing bananas. Yours was, of course, freshly peeled, untouched by decay, pristine.
Mine was, of course, rotted to perfection, overripe beauty, and tasty to boot.
Oh. I remember. We were sharing bananas. Yours was, of course, freshly peeled, untouched by decay, pristine.
Mine was, of course, rotted to perfection, overripe beauty, and tasty to boot.
Okay, okay so I wasn't wearing makeup I LOOK BETTER WITHOUT IT.
...But I must prove that I can wear anything. So it is simply fitting that I, a King, fashion expert and beauty extraordinaire, must indulge in the painting, chiseling, and painstaking revitalizing of my face.
To...be punched.
...But I must prove that I can wear anything. So it is simply fitting that I, a King, fashion expert and beauty extraordinaire, must indulge in the painting, chiseling, and painstaking revitalizing of my face.
To...be punched.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Okay, okay so I wasn't wearing makeup I LOOK BETTER WITHOUT IT.
...But I must prove that I can wear anything. So it is simply fitting that I, a King, fashion expert and beauty extraordinaire, must indulge in the painting, chiseling, and painstaking revitalizing of my face.
To...be punched.
...But I must prove that I can wear anything. So it is simply fitting that I, a King, fashion expert and beauty extraordinaire, must indulge in the painting, chiseling, and painstaking revitalizing of my face.
To...be punched.
STOP PUNCHING ME WITHOUT MY MAKEUP ON!
October 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
STOP PUNCHING ME WITHOUT MY MAKEUP ON!
Look, that 'King of Rot' thing--
It's being renovated. Rejuvenated. Styled anew.
I know I made it look good and all, but I was given VERY little time to appropriately dress for the occasion, courtesy of SOMEONE.
I CANNOT /BELIEVE/ HE DIDN'T EVEN ALLOW ME TO PUT ON MY MAKEUP!
It's being renovated. Rejuvenated. Styled anew.
I know I made it look good and all, but I was given VERY little time to appropriately dress for the occasion, courtesy of SOMEONE.
I CANNOT /BELIEVE/ HE DIDN'T EVEN ALLOW ME TO PUT ON MY MAKEUP!
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Look, that 'King of Rot' thing--
It's being renovated. Rejuvenated. Styled anew.
I know I made it look good and all, but I was given VERY little time to appropriately dress for the occasion, courtesy of SOMEONE.
I CANNOT /BELIEVE/ HE DIDN'T EVEN ALLOW ME TO PUT ON MY MAKEUP!
It's being renovated. Rejuvenated. Styled anew.
I know I made it look good and all, but I was given VERY little time to appropriately dress for the occasion, courtesy of SOMEONE.
I CANNOT /BELIEVE/ HE DIDN'T EVEN ALLOW ME TO PUT ON MY MAKEUP!
Okay so I don't know what he did but HE DID SOMETHING.
October 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Okay so I don't know what he did but HE DID SOMETHING.
Kremlings, what did Donkey Kong do this time? I know he did SOMETHING but I can't remember and if I don't remember I'm going to forget to remember!
HOW CAN I REMEMBER FORGETTING /AND/ FORGET TO REMEMBER!?
HOW CAN I REMEMBER FORGETTING /AND/ FORGET TO REMEMBER!?
October 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Kremlings, what did Donkey Kong do this time? I know he did SOMETHING but I can't remember and if I don't remember I'm going to forget to remember!
HOW CAN I REMEMBER FORGETTING /AND/ FORGET TO REMEMBER!?
HOW CAN I REMEMBER FORGETTING /AND/ FORGET TO REMEMBER!?
HELP I'M RUNNING OUT OF WORDS AND HE HAS CRIMINALIZED MY CRIMINAL DUTIES.
October 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
HELP I'M RUNNING OUT OF WORDS AND HE HAS CRIMINALIZED MY CRIMINAL DUTIES.
It could only be he whom committed this crime,
shelled within grime,
written with lime,
in time,
I'm
I
...!!!!
shelled within grime,
written with lime,
in time,
I'm
I
...!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It could only be he whom committed this crime,
shelled within grime,
written with lime,
in time,
I'm
I
...!!!!
shelled within grime,
written with lime,
in time,
I'm
I
...!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Stay calm. Stay calm...
I'M NOT STAYING CALM!!!
I'M NOT STAYING CALM!!!
July 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Stay calm. Stay calm...
I'M NOT STAYING CALM!!!
I'M NOT STAYING CALM!!!
I've been thinking.
July 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I've been thinking.
Reposted by King K. Rool
The cutting board taps as he prepares a large fruit salad.
There were plenty of Bananas.
There were plenty of Bananas.
July 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The cutting board taps as he prepares a large fruit salad.
There were plenty of Bananas.
There were plenty of Bananas.
I need several minutes.
July 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I need several minutes.
I am big and juicy like a watermelon.
June 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I am big and juicy like a watermelon.
I NEVER LIE SOMETIMES.
June 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I NEVER LIE SOMETIMES.
Okay look. Before any of you say anything, I only called him 'daddy' because at the time I was playing the role of a Kong. Which was disgusting for a multitude of reasons and no I am not lying.
June 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Okay look. Before any of you say anything, I only called him 'daddy' because at the time I was playing the role of a Kong. Which was disgusting for a multitude of reasons and no I am not lying.
I wish I could tell him how I really feel.
June 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I wish I could tell him how I really feel.
I might have to kill someone. The uglies at Nintendo will have my head!
June 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I might have to kill someone. The uglies at Nintendo will have my head!
I mean if you WANT to talk about my butt, I always have time for that, but I thought this was supposed to be one of those 'normal conversation' type things.
You know, talking about our day, or how Pauline at 'work' didn't stop hitting on you. (I KNOW SHE'S DOING IT I HAVE SENSES FOR THESE THINGS.)
You know, talking about our day, or how Pauline at 'work' didn't stop hitting on you. (I KNOW SHE'S DOING IT I HAVE SENSES FOR THESE THINGS.)
June 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I mean if you WANT to talk about my butt, I always have time for that, but I thought this was supposed to be one of those 'normal conversation' type things.
You know, talking about our day, or how Pauline at 'work' didn't stop hitting on you. (I KNOW SHE'S DOING IT I HAVE SENSES FOR THESE THINGS.)
You know, talking about our day, or how Pauline at 'work' didn't stop hitting on you. (I KNOW SHE'S DOING IT I HAVE SENSES FOR THESE THINGS.)
what was I talking about
June 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
what was I talking about
You have a job????
Okay, no. This 'protagonist' thing? ABSOLUTELY not for me. You may look frustratingly handsome and have a smile worth only a few words with exceedingly impressive value, BUT
Okay, no. This 'protagonist' thing? ABSOLUTELY not for me. You may look frustratingly handsome and have a smile worth only a few words with exceedingly impressive value, BUT
My job to keep it shut, yeah.
And I would, but something won't let me. I mean, I look great now! I wanna keep it like that.
And I would, but something won't let me. I mean, I look great now! I wanna keep it like that.
Probably. I mean I don't exactly watch where my mouth goes. That's not MY responsibility. It's basically yours.
Anyway, stop aging. I already did that a long time ago.
Anyway, stop aging. I already did that a long time ago.
June 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You have a job????
Okay, no. This 'protagonist' thing? ABSOLUTELY not for me. You may look frustratingly handsome and have a smile worth only a few words with exceedingly impressive value, BUT
Okay, no. This 'protagonist' thing? ABSOLUTELY not for me. You may look frustratingly handsome and have a smile worth only a few words with exceedingly impressive value, BUT
Probably. I mean I don't exactly watch where my mouth goes. That's not MY responsibility. It's basically yours.
Anyway, stop aging. I already did that a long time ago.
Anyway, stop aging. I already did that a long time ago.
I feel like you've called me that before when you were up to your old tricks....
But it's not bad! It just makes it sound like I'm OLD.
But it's not bad! It just makes it sound like I'm OLD.
PEOPLE! Everyone is saying it, I'M saying it! Do you have any idea how terrible THAT is?
Like, having a father is weird...don't you have to like, /respect/ a father? As if I could respect anything!
Like, having a father is weird...don't you have to like, /respect/ a father? As if I could respect anything!
June 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Probably. I mean I don't exactly watch where my mouth goes. That's not MY responsibility. It's basically yours.
Anyway, stop aging. I already did that a long time ago.
Anyway, stop aging. I already did that a long time ago.