Olof Hellman
olofhellman.bsky.social
Olof Hellman
@olofhellman.bsky.social
Offshored myself to Morocco, writing code, getting back to my materials science roots.
Just filed FB21212387: "AppleEvents sent to self are not received after turning on recording in ScriptEditor." If anyone can help or wants details, please let me know.
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Full time, Japan fall to DPRK 1-5. #JPN-PRK
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Halftime! Excitement abounds! Japan trail 1-3. #JPN-PRK
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
3 goals in the first 9 minutes! Japan trail 1-2.
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s the Japan women’s U17 team in the quarterfinals! Tomo and I are 30% of the Japan cheering section!
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Everyone! Enjoy the day reminding ourselves how much better and more American the country would be without Donald Trump and his toadies The Republican Party.
October 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Shared courtesy of my Penn History colleague, Ben Nathans
October 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oregon could pass a new law with a special 200% income tax bracket for federal law enforcement activities within the state, right?
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Ed Luce's FT column this morning is pure brilliance.
September 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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This is amazing.
September 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Again Bouie from the top rope
September 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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That’s sadly extremely likely
In the meantime thousands of people are scared for their livelihood
September 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The G in MAGA stands for Grift: The H1-B visa thing is just market manipulation. On Monday, tech stocks will dive and those in the know will be able to buy at a discount. In a few days, Trump will reverse course, stocks will recover, and those in the know will sell at a nice short term profit.
September 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Happy to be at #nsspain2025
September 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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This is great. James Dempsey’s Liquid Glass song:

"I made the lyrics as intelligible… as Liquid Glass controls are legible. Come on everyone, sing along! You don’t know the words, but neither do I. 🎶"
September 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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WATCH: “In video captured by the Tennessee Holler…”

On @msnbc, @eriellereshef plays our video of @brotherjones.bsky.social getting banned from @GovBillLee’s Teslas-only tunnel announcement — even though it was a state event, in his own district.
July 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I lean towards AI-skeptical, but here's a use case for AI that I actually find intriguing: andromedayelton.com/2025/07/30/i...
In which we ask Copilot to do the team a solid
So, I wrote an alien artifact no one else on my team understood. (I know, I know.) I’m not a monster — it has documentation and tests, it went through code review for all that that didn…
andromedayelton.com
July 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Quoi? In French, Putin is called “Poutine”???? This is first class mockery! Bravo!
July 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
July 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Words have meaning

Brent gets it 100% right here: nolearnings.com
No Learnings
nolearnings.com
June 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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How many reporters are currently working on tell-all exposés about their own organization, detailing all the acts of cowardice of their editors and publishers?

I won’t ever buy your book about Sleepy Joe Biden, but I’d absolutely devour a book about the internal collapse of the NYT or CNN.
June 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM