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ollliiivvve.bsky.social
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@ollliiivvve.bsky.social
they/she. bisexual. leo/gemini/sagittarius. human + cat mom. definitely the messy spouse. mexican food enthusiast. iced coffee addict. antisocks. book fiend. swiftie.
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btw I make cute things for cute people

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these are SOME my newest babies that went live this weekend
made it to work in 1.5 all too wells 10 minute version tv
December 3, 2024 at 2:26 PM
December 3, 2024 at 12:41 PM
it’s the same picture🥹✨
November 24, 2024 at 5:14 PM
hello come play a game w me
November 24, 2024 at 12:51 AM
see i can’t full commit to bsky because how am i supposed to be unhinged over here without a private account???????
November 23, 2024 at 10:27 PM
😐🙂
November 23, 2024 at 12:09 AM
quick someone get me a melon baller so i can scoop my eye out so i no longer have to feel this stye
November 21, 2024 at 8:38 PM
my kid asks to roll his baby sitting earnings into his iced caramel latte habit lmao
November 21, 2024 at 1:58 AM
my shirt was also v cute today💕🖤
November 20, 2024 at 9:58 PM
happy hump day🐪
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 PM
i think i will cave to the demands of the little people i created and put the tree up next week 🙄
November 20, 2024 at 4:32 AM
took a shower hours ago and just now realized i didn’t rinse my conditioner 😭 now i have to stay up and wash my hair again AND dry it before bed
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I need more shoes for work. I need variety. I need fun.
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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Never has a crime so obscene been so confessed to, so endlessly, so shamelessly, so proudly
November 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
slowly making my desk my own (also please see my v cute present to myself👜)
November 20, 2024 at 2:13 AM
salmon, garlic mashed potatoes, parmesan green beans, and cheesecake pumpkin pie
What yall gotta cook next week? I’m frying a turkey for the first time. 😬
November 19, 2024 at 5:07 AM
the fit is v uninspiring today but my shoes were killer ✨🌞✨🌙✨
November 19, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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well??? ask away
just bc i need to procrastinate even more
November 18, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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another day existing as a goth who dresses as a genderless calico critter
November 18, 2024 at 3:35 PM
i didn’t have the sunday scaries but I def have the monday sleepies
November 18, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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“bluesky is an echochamber” dude i want to go on social media to talk to my friends, vent about work, and look at taylor swift. the goal was never to be inundated with crypto scams, porn bots, and engagement farming assholes paying to have their rage bait boosted
November 18, 2024 at 12:02 AM
well??? ask away
just bc i need to procrastinate even more
November 18, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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@ollliiivvve.bsky.social You’re welcome (make sure you read the alt text).
November 17, 2024 at 10:51 PM
started working in person again last week and even though it didn’t seem like I did more I lost 5 pounds😅
November 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 4:56 AM