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i thought you should know about natural lighting and my poppers tattoo

wait no this is so funny

i'll go pro playing the binding of Isaac if i have to don't think that i won't

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look i'll say this too
i don't want Spotify to tell me my favourite songs i'll wrap my own 2024 🐏

taking a goodnight piss

i did watch the wild robot and i did cry a lot thank you for asking

i love thinking and believing

do you partake of sentence-based nonsense?

babe remind me later to complain to you about those light up ads on the sides of london busses 🤢🤢

look i just don't feel like a hot pink bitch named breakfast today okay?

be honest, should i get a wishbone for the windowsill in my kitchen?

wait this app hasn't tried to sell me anything yet... what am i supposed to do on the internet if not consumerism? see content i like and find new interests?? like a chump???

stoked for skinny cock saturday

so im writing a post here and there's this little wheel with a blue line that gets longer the closer to 300 character i type haha look at that little guy go almost half way im so proud i wonder if were gonna close this circle do i even know enough words oh yeah i do look it's nearly done okay hooray

every time i get a meal deal, i get this feeling

wow ive never met a sky so blue