this was my bible

SEPTA faces devastating budget cuts. The plan: supplement funding by filming an adult video series on Amtrak across Pennsylvania called “Getting Railed.”

me rn trying to enjoy walkable Philly cafe and sunshine instead of worrying about the day i have to go back to the suburbs

someone near me: coughs
me, thinking: ew i better do my saline rinse when i get home
ancient fish part of my brain: Ü