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@olivethepickles.bsky.social
idk just random thoughts. lawl xd, etc.
ok don’t like that i can’t save drafts on this app. my thoughts need to simmer!!!
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
ok don’t like that i can’t save drafts on this app. my thoughts need to simmer!!!
woke up naturally at 7:30 today!! and actually felt like it was harder to *stay* asleep, rather than wake up!! not to jinx it but maybe i am actually capable of being a morning person and am not doomed to sleep my life away??????
December 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
woke up naturally at 7:30 today!! and actually felt like it was harder to *stay* asleep, rather than wake up!! not to jinx it but maybe i am actually capable of being a morning person and am not doomed to sleep my life away??????
i don’t really believe in astrology anymore but then i find myself writing a love letter to his family and then I’m like…ok maybe i am a Cancer…
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i don’t really believe in astrology anymore but then i find myself writing a love letter to his family and then I’m like…ok maybe i am a Cancer…
partner lets me know that another family member has expressed to him that they like me….excellent….my plan is working…
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
partner lets me know that another family member has expressed to him that they like me….excellent….my plan is working…
Is it a requirement to work in HR that you need to make scary levels of eye contact or do people who do that just naturally gravitate to HR?
December 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Is it a requirement to work in HR that you need to make scary levels of eye contact or do people who do that just naturally gravitate to HR?
only five hours until i can go home and clean and make nice shabbat dinner….*grits teeth*
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
only five hours until i can go home and clean and make nice shabbat dinner….*grits teeth*
a good commute home is one where there are no teens vaping and spitting on the train <3
December 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
a good commute home is one where there are no teens vaping and spitting on the train <3
learning from attempting to buy groceries to make my life earlier that premade sauces are actually ass
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
learning from attempting to buy groceries to make my life earlier that premade sauces are actually ass
what if i don’t need to sleep in anymore because life is finally worth living
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
what if i don’t need to sleep in anymore because life is finally worth living
work is so nice….someone apologized to me for an “intense” department meeting that was so mild compared to the monthly anxiety attacks that were my previous employer’s meetings…holy shit
December 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
work is so nice….someone apologized to me for an “intense” department meeting that was so mild compared to the monthly anxiety attacks that were my previous employer’s meetings…holy shit
taking a walk down memory lane (walking past old residence shared with ex and headed to another) (thank god i am out)
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
taking a walk down memory lane (walking past old residence shared with ex and headed to another) (thank god i am out)
people who still stand up in the front of the bus when there’s clearly seats in the back….why……..
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
people who still stand up in the front of the bus when there’s clearly seats in the back….why……..
playing chicken but it’s just seeing how long i can hold out at the cafe down the street from my apt before i have to run home and pewp
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
playing chicken but it’s just seeing how long i can hold out at the cafe down the street from my apt before i have to run home and pewp
oh fuck next week is Hanukkah….not a latke time to finish presents…..
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
oh fuck next week is Hanukkah….not a latke time to finish presents…..
i joined a soup groupchat (soupchat) last night and now i crave…soüp
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i joined a soup groupchat (soupchat) last night and now i crave…soüp
and i need a kiss!!!!
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
and i need a kiss!!!!
need to wash my hair but Mo sitting on my arm and purring… also can’t turn up heat….immobilized…
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
need to wash my hair but Mo sitting on my arm and purring… also can’t turn up heat….immobilized…
in related news i am sitting waiting for a bus because when i told my parents there were no trains home my dad sighed and said “don’t look at me like that” to my mom. and then told me an hour later after he knew I’d already bought the ticket that he could take me, like i didn’t know how he felt (:
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
in related news i am sitting waiting for a bus because when i told my parents there were no trains home my dad sighed and said “don’t look at me like that” to my mom. and then told me an hour later after he knew I’d already bought the ticket that he could take me, like i didn’t know how he felt (:
zen olive finds peace in when their parents do shitty things because it is validating and no longer a surprise
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
zen olive finds peace in when their parents do shitty things because it is validating and no longer a surprise
perks of being around bougie women: they smell wonderful
cons: they do NOT smile back at you
cons: they do NOT smile back at you
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
perks of being around bougie women: they smell wonderful
cons: they do NOT smile back at you
cons: they do NOT smile back at you
being in boston has activated the adolescent part of my brain that was obsessed with being “classy” like a sleeper agent
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
being in boston has activated the adolescent part of my brain that was obsessed with being “classy” like a sleeper agent
FRIEDA in philly > tatte everywhere else(?). like miles better holy shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
FRIEDA in philly > tatte everywhere else(?). like miles better holy shit
one can only assume that their partner misses them dearly when they receive notifications of liked posts from months ago which said partner already saw last night
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
one can only assume that their partner misses them dearly when they receive notifications of liked posts from months ago which said partner already saw last night
had a scary dream: ex wanted me back and was serious about starting a family together
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
had a scary dream: ex wanted me back and was serious about starting a family together
dissociated to cope so long that now life is finally worth living and it feels fake
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
dissociated to cope so long that now life is finally worth living and it feels fake