Oliver Goddard
@oliverjgoddard.com
Dad of 2; UX designer; photography (when I have the time).
Tampa, FL🌴
Tampa, FL🌴
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Check on your neighbors. Check on your family. Sometimes an AC stops working. Sometimes people end up outside out of necessity. Paying just a little bit extra attention to how someone is doing could save their life. This may require you to put down your phone which, we know, but you can do this.
June 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Check on your neighbors. Check on your family. Sometimes an AC stops working. Sometimes people end up outside out of necessity. Paying just a little bit extra attention to how someone is doing could save their life. This may require you to put down your phone which, we know, but you can do this.
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i am genuinely surprised there hasn’t been an american christian movement to stop worshiping the “false god” of AI.
at every other modern technological movement this premise been true.
at every other modern technological movement this premise been true.
June 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i am genuinely surprised there hasn’t been an american christian movement to stop worshiping the “false god” of AI.
at every other modern technological movement this premise been true.
at every other modern technological movement this premise been true.
Me after the 3rd time my toddler says she has to go to the potty in the space of 15 mins whilst we’re in a store.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
media.tenor.com
May 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me after the 3rd time my toddler says she has to go to the potty in the space of 15 mins whilst we’re in a store.
Incredibly obvious art idea: make art that looks like it was AI but it was actually made by human.
Boom.
Instant 2 million likes.
Boom.
Instant 2 million likes.
May 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Incredibly obvious art idea: make art that looks like it was AI but it was actually made by human.
Boom.
Instant 2 million likes.
Boom.
Instant 2 million likes.
My only piece of parenting advice is ‘act how you want them to act’ because they will literally absorb and copy everything you do and say.
April 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My only piece of parenting advice is ‘act how you want them to act’ because they will literally absorb and copy everything you do and say.
Sat holding my week old son, my second. (He’s perfect btw)
I didn’t realise how much having a second would show how much you’ve changed and grown as a person since your first. Additionally, the world too. And it’s only been 3 years.
I’m listening to new Bon Iver, can you tell?
I didn’t realise how much having a second would show how much you’ve changed and grown as a person since your first. Additionally, the world too. And it’s only been 3 years.
I’m listening to new Bon Iver, can you tell?
April 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sat holding my week old son, my second. (He’s perfect btw)
I didn’t realise how much having a second would show how much you’ve changed and grown as a person since your first. Additionally, the world too. And it’s only been 3 years.
I’m listening to new Bon Iver, can you tell?
I didn’t realise how much having a second would show how much you’ve changed and grown as a person since your first. Additionally, the world too. And it’s only been 3 years.
I’m listening to new Bon Iver, can you tell?
Not everything needs a ‘hack’.
Sticking Velcro to you kids shoes and then sticking Velcro to the tray table on a plane so the shoes never go missing is not necessary; bags already exist.
(And I say this as someone who has taken multiple international and domestic flights with a baby.)
Sticking Velcro to you kids shoes and then sticking Velcro to the tray table on a plane so the shoes never go missing is not necessary; bags already exist.
(And I say this as someone who has taken multiple international and domestic flights with a baby.)
April 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Not everything needs a ‘hack’.
Sticking Velcro to you kids shoes and then sticking Velcro to the tray table on a plane so the shoes never go missing is not necessary; bags already exist.
(And I say this as someone who has taken multiple international and domestic flights with a baby.)
Sticking Velcro to you kids shoes and then sticking Velcro to the tray table on a plane so the shoes never go missing is not necessary; bags already exist.
(And I say this as someone who has taken multiple international and domestic flights with a baby.)
Toddlers are continuity experts.
March 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Toddlers are continuity experts.
Could my 3 year be any more of a 3 year old?
This is the combo: Stickers on shirt, stamps and fake tattoos on arm (from a recent birthday party), finger nails painted, princess dress up clothes on all whilst scootering (wearing a helmet for safety ofc), looking for treasure (leaves).
This is the combo: Stickers on shirt, stamps and fake tattoos on arm (from a recent birthday party), finger nails painted, princess dress up clothes on all whilst scootering (wearing a helmet for safety ofc), looking for treasure (leaves).
March 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Could my 3 year be any more of a 3 year old?
This is the combo: Stickers on shirt, stamps and fake tattoos on arm (from a recent birthday party), finger nails painted, princess dress up clothes on all whilst scootering (wearing a helmet for safety ofc), looking for treasure (leaves).
This is the combo: Stickers on shirt, stamps and fake tattoos on arm (from a recent birthday party), finger nails painted, princess dress up clothes on all whilst scootering (wearing a helmet for safety ofc), looking for treasure (leaves).
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Out: Action Button triggering AI app
In: Action Button triggers bird ID app
In: Action Button triggers bird ID app
March 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Out: Action Button triggering AI app
In: Action Button triggers bird ID app
In: Action Button triggers bird ID app
Who knew that clear plastic solo cups would keep a 3 year old occupied for multiple hours over multiple days.
February 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Who knew that clear plastic solo cups would keep a 3 year old occupied for multiple hours over multiple days.
Tonight we thanked God for ‘unicorns, dinosaurs and treasure hunts’
(we = Me, my wife and my toddler)
(we = Me, my wife and my toddler)
February 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tonight we thanked God for ‘unicorns, dinosaurs and treasure hunts’
(we = Me, my wife and my toddler)
(we = Me, my wife and my toddler)
Tonight I was putting my toddler to bed and absolutely whacked my knee. My toddler asked me what was wrong and I said ‘Daddy hurt his knee!’ And she proceeded to tell me ‘But I didn’t’ 😶
She did follow up kindly with ‘Just breathe’ which was a nice cherry on top amongst the pain.
She did follow up kindly with ‘Just breathe’ which was a nice cherry on top amongst the pain.
February 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Tonight I was putting my toddler to bed and absolutely whacked my knee. My toddler asked me what was wrong and I said ‘Daddy hurt his knee!’ And she proceeded to tell me ‘But I didn’t’ 😶
She did follow up kindly with ‘Just breathe’ which was a nice cherry on top amongst the pain.
She did follow up kindly with ‘Just breathe’ which was a nice cherry on top amongst the pain.
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Always anchor your TVs and furniture to the wall.
February 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Always anchor your TVs and furniture to the wall.
Anyone think it insane they used to concrete hockey posts into the ground/ice?
February 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Anyone think it insane they used to concrete hockey posts into the ground/ice?
So anyone have advice for getting your toddler to sleep past 5:15am 😴
We’ve shifted bedtime earlier, shifted later, doesn’t seem to make a difference…
We’ve shifted bedtime earlier, shifted later, doesn’t seem to make a difference…
February 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So anyone have advice for getting your toddler to sleep past 5:15am 😴
We’ve shifted bedtime earlier, shifted later, doesn’t seem to make a difference…
We’ve shifted bedtime earlier, shifted later, doesn’t seem to make a difference…
Officially on the Yoto train.
January 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Officially on the Yoto train.
Today my toddler invented ‘stable ice cream’. Yes, ice cream that doesn’t melt. 🍦
January 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Today my toddler invented ‘stable ice cream’. Yes, ice cream that doesn’t melt. 🍦
I bought 3 things online last week from 3 different online stores. All of them ended up in the Shop app.
Only just realised that Shop is owned by Shopify 🤦🏻♂️
Only just realised that Shop is owned by Shopify 🤦🏻♂️
January 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I bought 3 things online last week from 3 different online stores. All of them ended up in the Shop app.
Only just realised that Shop is owned by Shopify 🤦🏻♂️
Only just realised that Shop is owned by Shopify 🤦🏻♂️
I know I’m not allowed to have cold weather in Florida….but we hit 32°F (0°C) this morning. 🥶
January 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I know I’m not allowed to have cold weather in Florida….but we hit 32°F (0°C) this morning. 🥶
The more I’m a Dad, the more I realise parenting is all about branding and marketing.
It’s not ‘Let’s brush your hair’, it’s ’Let’s play hair salon!’
It’s not ‘Time to brush your teeth’, it’s ’Let’s play teeth salon!’
Basically just add ‘salon’ on the end of it.
It’s not ‘Let’s brush your hair’, it’s ’Let’s play hair salon!’
It’s not ‘Time to brush your teeth’, it’s ’Let’s play teeth salon!’
Basically just add ‘salon’ on the end of it.
January 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The more I’m a Dad, the more I realise parenting is all about branding and marketing.
It’s not ‘Let’s brush your hair’, it’s ’Let’s play hair salon!’
It’s not ‘Time to brush your teeth’, it’s ’Let’s play teeth salon!’
Basically just add ‘salon’ on the end of it.
It’s not ‘Let’s brush your hair’, it’s ’Let’s play hair salon!’
It’s not ‘Time to brush your teeth’, it’s ’Let’s play teeth salon!’
Basically just add ‘salon’ on the end of it.
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Wario Jesus is MAGA's double reverse Uno card on the teachings of the Jesus of the Sermon on the Mount.
Wario Jesus (and Some Personal News)
Meet the Double Reverse Uno card for the Jesus of the Sermon on the Mount.
tylerhuckabee.substack.com
January 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wario Jesus is MAGA's double reverse Uno card on the teachings of the Jesus of the Sermon on the Mount.
‘My Friends likes’ on Instagram is….insightful….
January 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
‘My Friends likes’ on Instagram is….insightful….