Ol' Grumpy Ape
@olgrumpyape.bsky.social
Surly to bed and surly to rise,
Makes an Ape grumpy, frumpy and sigh.
NO LISTS! NO LISTS!! NO FUCKING LISTS!!!
Makes an Ape grumpy, frumpy and sigh.
NO LISTS! NO LISTS!! NO FUCKING LISTS!!!
It's that time of year. I'll always be on your side.
#Pride2025
#Pride2025
June 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's that time of year. I'll always be on your side.
#Pride2025
#Pride2025
Good morning.
Don't mind me, I'm just finishing my breakfast.
Don't mind me, I'm just finishing my breakfast.
December 23, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Good morning.
Don't mind me, I'm just finishing my breakfast.
Don't mind me, I'm just finishing my breakfast.
LET'S GO ARMY!!
December 14, 2024 at 8:15 PM
LET'S GO ARMY!!
It's that time of year again.
GO ARMY!
GO ARMY!
December 14, 2024 at 2:22 PM
It's that time of year again.
GO ARMY!
GO ARMY!
Merry Ho Ho Whateverthefuck
#Christmas2024
#Christmas2024
December 8, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Merry Ho Ho Whateverthefuck
#Christmas2024
#Christmas2024
Nothing like an afternoon cuppa on a brisk fall day.
November 29, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Nothing like an afternoon cuppa on a brisk fall day.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Nonsense.
I have brain damage.
I have brain damage.
November 28, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Nonsense.
I have brain damage.
I have brain damage.
Baking ✔️
Prep work ✔️✔️
Back farked ✔️✔️✔️
Look like a ? mark✔️✔️✔️✔️
Prep work ✔️✔️
Back farked ✔️✔️✔️
Look like a ? mark✔️✔️✔️✔️
November 27, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Baking ✔️
Prep work ✔️✔️
Back farked ✔️✔️✔️
Look like a ? mark✔️✔️✔️✔️
Prep work ✔️✔️
Back farked ✔️✔️✔️
Look like a ? mark✔️✔️✔️✔️
Second pie is in the oven!
Ohhhmuhgawwwwwwwd this house smells so damn good!
Ohhhmuhgawwwwwwwd this house smells so damn good!
November 26, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Second pie is in the oven!
Ohhhmuhgawwwwwwwd this house smells so damn good!
Ohhhmuhgawwwwwwwd this house smells so damn good!
In truth, I would have considered answering "round ones."
November 26, 2024 at 2:34 AM
In truth, I would have considered answering "round ones."
Well look who woke up this morning.
🐹Hi
🦧I need to vet 350+ new followers.
🐹You need a feckin vet, furball
🦧Actually, that's not a bad idea, rodent.
🐹Gonna need a big ass needle and lotsa ketamine.
🦧True, I am a big Ape.
🐹Hi
🦧I need to vet 350+ new followers.
🐹You need a feckin vet, furball
🦧Actually, that's not a bad idea, rodent.
🐹Gonna need a big ass needle and lotsa ketamine.
🦧True, I am a big Ape.
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Well look who woke up this morning.
🐹Hi
🦧I need to vet 350+ new followers.
🐹You need a feckin vet, furball
🦧Actually, that's not a bad idea, rodent.
🐹Gonna need a big ass needle and lotsa ketamine.
🦧True, I am a big Ape.
🐹Hi
🦧I need to vet 350+ new followers.
🐹You need a feckin vet, furball
🦧Actually, that's not a bad idea, rodent.
🐹Gonna need a big ass needle and lotsa ketamine.
🦧True, I am a big Ape.
It's never gonna stop, is it?
360 and counting...
360 and counting...
November 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
It's never gonna stop, is it?
360 and counting...
360 and counting...
Seriously? 300?
November 18, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Seriously? 300?
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
November 18, 2024 at 9:03 PM
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
Log in to find over 150 new followers I don't know.
Doesn't trigger my anxiety in the least.
Not a bit.
I'm fine, really.
No, really.
Doesn't trigger my anxiety in the least.
Not a bit.
I'm fine, really.
No, really.
November 18, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Log in to find over 150 new followers I don't know.
Doesn't trigger my anxiety in the least.
Not a bit.
I'm fine, really.
No, really.
Doesn't trigger my anxiety in the least.
Not a bit.
I'm fine, really.
No, really.
No, I did not order "Monday morning"
Why does this keep happening to me?
Why does this keep happening to me?
November 18, 2024 at 1:21 PM
No, I did not order "Monday morning"
Why does this keep happening to me?
Why does this keep happening to me?
Just put J.P.'s dinner down.
Looks at it, looks at me.
Walks over to kitchen counter and reaches a paw up.
"I'd rather have a treat, Ape."
Gets a treat.
Proceeds to eat his dinner.
Reminds me of negotiating with those tiny terrorists known as toddlers.
#Don'tNegotiateWithTerrorists
Looks at it, looks at me.
Walks over to kitchen counter and reaches a paw up.
"I'd rather have a treat, Ape."
Gets a treat.
Proceeds to eat his dinner.
Reminds me of negotiating with those tiny terrorists known as toddlers.
#Don'tNegotiateWithTerrorists
November 16, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Just put J.P.'s dinner down.
Looks at it, looks at me.
Walks over to kitchen counter and reaches a paw up.
"I'd rather have a treat, Ape."
Gets a treat.
Proceeds to eat his dinner.
Reminds me of negotiating with those tiny terrorists known as toddlers.
#Don'tNegotiateWithTerrorists
Looks at it, looks at me.
Walks over to kitchen counter and reaches a paw up.
"I'd rather have a treat, Ape."
Gets a treat.
Proceeds to eat his dinner.
Reminds me of negotiating with those tiny terrorists known as toddlers.
#Don'tNegotiateWithTerrorists
Yes, I am awake.
No, I don't want to be awake.
Don't worry, I've got this.
No, I don't want to be awake.
Don't worry, I've got this.
November 16, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Yes, I am awake.
No, I don't want to be awake.
Don't worry, I've got this.
No, I don't want to be awake.
Don't worry, I've got this.