Ol' Grumpy Ape
@olgrumpyape.bsky.social
Surly to bed and surly to rise,
Makes an Ape grumpy, frumpy and sigh.
NO LISTS! NO LISTS!! NO FUCKING LISTS!!!
Makes an Ape grumpy, frumpy and sigh.
NO LISTS! NO LISTS!! NO FUCKING LISTS!!!
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Ol' Grumpy Ape
@olgrumpyape.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Whomever else has put me on a list or starter pack
1. Thank you for thinking of me
2. GET ME THE HELL OFF OF IT, RIGHT NOW!
I'm really not mad but I REALLY DON'T LIKE LISTS OF ANY FORM.
Thank you.
1. Thank you for thinking of me
2. GET ME THE HELL OFF OF IT, RIGHT NOW!
I'm really not mad but I REALLY DON'T LIKE LISTS OF ANY FORM.
Thank you.
It's that time of year. I'll always be on your side.
#Pride2025
#Pride2025
June 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's that time of year. I'll always be on your side.
#Pride2025
#Pride2025
Eight years ago, I skipped the inauguration by being in a coma.
Today, I opted to skip the drugs, ET tube and respirator and just streamed bullshit.
Not sure if eight years ago wasn't the better option.
Today, I opted to skip the drugs, ET tube and respirator and just streamed bullshit.
Not sure if eight years ago wasn't the better option.
January 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Eight years ago, I skipped the inauguration by being in a coma.
Today, I opted to skip the drugs, ET tube and respirator and just streamed bullshit.
Not sure if eight years ago wasn't the better option.
Today, I opted to skip the drugs, ET tube and respirator and just streamed bullshit.
Not sure if eight years ago wasn't the better option.
Scrooge arrives at the Cratchits with a massive raw turkey
Mrs. Cratchit: Why thank you, more work for me.
Scrooge: You're welcome.
Mrs. Cratchit: [under her breath} you misogynistic fuckknuckle
Scrooge: Excuse me?
Mrs. Cratchit: Dinner will be ready at midnight!
Mrs. Cratchit: Why thank you, more work for me.
Scrooge: You're welcome.
Mrs. Cratchit: [under her breath} you misogynistic fuckknuckle
Scrooge: Excuse me?
Mrs. Cratchit: Dinner will be ready at midnight!
a group of muppets are sitting around a table with a candle and a man standing in front of them .
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December 25, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Scrooge arrives at the Cratchits with a massive raw turkey
Mrs. Cratchit: Why thank you, more work for me.
Scrooge: You're welcome.
Mrs. Cratchit: [under her breath} you misogynistic fuckknuckle
Scrooge: Excuse me?
Mrs. Cratchit: Dinner will be ready at midnight!
Mrs. Cratchit: Why thank you, more work for me.
Scrooge: You're welcome.
Mrs. Cratchit: [under her breath} you misogynistic fuckknuckle
Scrooge: Excuse me?
Mrs. Cratchit: Dinner will be ready at midnight!
It's time!
a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face
ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face
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December 25, 2024 at 12:28 AM
It's time!
I'm American, so I say "Merry Christmas"
Half Cajun, so I say "Joyeux Noel"
Half Irish, so I say "Nollaig Mhaith Duit" and "Happy Christmas"
And not a weak minded douchenoodle, so I say "Happy Holidays"
In other words...I'm long winded and a pain in the ass.
Happy early Hanukkah!
Half Cajun, so I say "Joyeux Noel"
Half Irish, so I say "Nollaig Mhaith Duit" and "Happy Christmas"
And not a weak minded douchenoodle, so I say "Happy Holidays"
In other words...I'm long winded and a pain in the ass.
Happy early Hanukkah!
December 25, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I'm American, so I say "Merry Christmas"
Half Cajun, so I say "Joyeux Noel"
Half Irish, so I say "Nollaig Mhaith Duit" and "Happy Christmas"
And not a weak minded douchenoodle, so I say "Happy Holidays"
In other words...I'm long winded and a pain in the ass.
Happy early Hanukkah!
Half Cajun, so I say "Joyeux Noel"
Half Irish, so I say "Nollaig Mhaith Duit" and "Happy Christmas"
And not a weak minded douchenoodle, so I say "Happy Holidays"
In other words...I'm long winded and a pain in the ass.
Happy early Hanukkah!
Just received a Harry & David box. YAY!
Guess I'm eating two pears for lunch today.
They are so perfectly ripe when shipped, you have to devour them rapidly, upon arrival.
YAY!!
Guess I'm eating two pears for lunch today.
They are so perfectly ripe when shipped, you have to devour them rapidly, upon arrival.
YAY!!
December 23, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Just received a Harry & David box. YAY!
Guess I'm eating two pears for lunch today.
They are so perfectly ripe when shipped, you have to devour them rapidly, upon arrival.
YAY!!
Guess I'm eating two pears for lunch today.
They are so perfectly ripe when shipped, you have to devour them rapidly, upon arrival.
YAY!!
Good morning.
Don't mind me, I'm just finishing my breakfast.
Don't mind me, I'm just finishing my breakfast.
December 23, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Good morning.
Don't mind me, I'm just finishing my breakfast.
Don't mind me, I'm just finishing my breakfast.
December 14, 2024 at 11:34 PM
LET'S GO ARMY!!
December 14, 2024 at 8:15 PM
LET'S GO ARMY!!
It's that time of year again.
GO ARMY!
GO ARMY!
December 14, 2024 at 2:22 PM
It's that time of year again.
GO ARMY!
GO ARMY!
Oh hell no @nbcnews.com, you will not saddle me with being "Mariah Carey-d," you twats.
I intend to make this season a perfect one and not hear that horrible song.
I intend to make this season a perfect one and not hear that horrible song.
December 13, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Oh hell no @nbcnews.com, you will not saddle me with being "Mariah Carey-d," you twats.
I intend to make this season a perfect one and not hear that horrible song.
I intend to make this season a perfect one and not hear that horrible song.
No. Gay troops serving openly invites more to service and sacrifice without fear of systemic discrimination (for the most part). If you're willing to lay down your life, I don't give a damn about your sexuality. Hegseth thinks he's a "Christian warrior" when in actuality, he's a fucking twat.
Pete Hegseth, Trump’s Defense pick, says allowing gay troops to serve openly reflects a Marxist agenda
Pete Hegseth, Trump’s Defense pick, says allowing gay troops to serve openly reflects a Marxist agenda | CNN Politics
Pete Hegseth, President-elect Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, has repeatedly criticized policies allowing gay people to serve openly in the US military, calling them part of a “Marxist” ...
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December 13, 2024 at 7:43 PM
No. Gay troops serving openly invites more to service and sacrifice without fear of systemic discrimination (for the most part). If you're willing to lay down your life, I don't give a damn about your sexuality. Hegseth thinks he's a "Christian warrior" when in actuality, he's a fucking twat.
🎵Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
Cuz of all of the tequila
And the many lines of blow
Had a very shiny nose
Cuz of all of the tequila
And the many lines of blow
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and big eyes
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December 13, 2024 at 1:25 AM
🎵Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
Cuz of all of the tequila
And the many lines of blow
Had a very shiny nose
Cuz of all of the tequila
And the many lines of blow
If you haven't heard this, you're in for a treat.
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It’s Christmas Time (In Cleveland Heights) ft. Jason Kelce, Travis Kelce, & Boyz II Men
YouTube video by A Philly Special Christmas
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December 11, 2024 at 9:56 PM
If you haven't heard this, you're in for a treat.
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Merry Ho Ho Whateverthefuck
#Christmas2024
#Christmas2024
December 8, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Merry Ho Ho Whateverthefuck
#Christmas2024
#Christmas2024
Sphincters of 28k U.S. troops just sealed shut.
This is just great.
Everything is fine.
Where's the damned bourbon?
This is just great.
Everything is fine.
Where's the damned bourbon?
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨
South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol declared martial law in an unannounced late-night TV address Tuesday, accusing the country’s main opposition party of sympathizing with North Korea and of anti-state activities.
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South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol declared martial law in an unannounced late-night TV address Tuesday, accusing the country’s main opposition party of sympathizing with North Korea and of anti-state activities.
www.cnn.com/2024/12/03/a...
South Korea president declares emergency martial law | CNN
South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol declared martial law in an unannounced late-night TV address Tuesday, accusing the country’s main opposition party of sympathizing with North Korea and of anti-sta...
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December 3, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Sphincters of 28k U.S. troops just sealed shut.
This is just great.
Everything is fine.
Where's the damned bourbon?
This is just great.
Everything is fine.
Where's the damned bourbon?
Nothing like an afternoon cuppa on a brisk fall day.
November 29, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Nothing like an afternoon cuppa on a brisk fall day.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Baking ✔️
Prep work ✔️✔️
Back farked ✔️✔️✔️
Look like a ? mark✔️✔️✔️✔️
Prep work ✔️✔️
Back farked ✔️✔️✔️
Look like a ? mark✔️✔️✔️✔️
November 27, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Baking ✔️
Prep work ✔️✔️
Back farked ✔️✔️✔️
Look like a ? mark✔️✔️✔️✔️
Prep work ✔️✔️
Back farked ✔️✔️✔️
Look like a ? mark✔️✔️✔️✔️
Second pie is in the oven!
Ohhhmuhgawwwwwwwd this house smells so damn good!
Ohhhmuhgawwwwwwwd this house smells so damn good!
November 26, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Second pie is in the oven!
Ohhhmuhgawwwwwwwd this house smells so damn good!
Ohhhmuhgawwwwwwwd this house smells so damn good!
I love this Forehead😂
No but this is
November 24, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I love this Forehead😂