Old Tafkat
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I am an order of air-breathing arthropods that has eight limbs, chelicerae with fangs generally able to inject venom, and spinnerets that extrude silk.
I usually live off those reduced price stickers in Kroger. Except the reduced prices these days are, like, $15 for a pound of eye round. It's ridiculous.
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I usually live off those reduced price stickers in Kroger. Except the reduced prices these days are, like, $15 for a pound of eye round. It's ridiculous.
They lie so easily and casually it's like pissing on your leg. They don't think about it, they just do it and dare you to do something about it.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
They lie so easily and casually it's like pissing on your leg. They don't think about it, they just do it and dare you to do something about it.
Professional shitter and flatulist. It's for work.
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Professional shitter and flatulist. It's for work.
The owner of this home will be a professional shitter and flatulist.
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The owner of this home will be a professional shitter and flatulist.
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
You have to realize: I've had the Beatles Anthology on DVD since the day it was released on DVD. I'm watching this to see what's different.
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You have to realize: I've had the Beatles Anthology on DVD since the day it was released on DVD. I'm watching this to see what's different.
Looks like a hospital spread. Minimal seasoning, un-sauced macaroni, pre-shredded dry-ass turkey. Prepared by people who would rather have the day off, to be eaten by people with lots of dietary restrictions. What's there to merit insults?
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Looks like a hospital spread. Minimal seasoning, un-sauced macaroni, pre-shredded dry-ass turkey. Prepared by people who would rather have the day off, to be eaten by people with lots of dietary restrictions. What's there to merit insults?
Not a figure of speech. He's sitting there, inflation bulb in his hand, pumping his little leaky implant up so he can try and crank one out before it deflates.
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not a figure of speech. He's sitting there, inflation bulb in his hand, pumping his little leaky implant up so he can try and crank one out before it deflates.
Simple: James Bond is not a single person. James Bond is the alias of whichever agent is the current 007.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Simple: James Bond is not a single person. James Bond is the alias of whichever agent is the current 007.
No. He's going after Nigeria because he sent a lot of money to the Nigerian Prince for processing fees and he didn't get the $50,000,000 in return as promised.
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
No. He's going after Nigeria because he sent a lot of money to the Nigerian Prince for processing fees and he didn't get the $50,000,000 in return as promised.