That’s fantastic! Congrats, dog!

Well done!

Yeah, but you just never know. Maybe I was sleeping and someone thought of a “really funny prank” without considering the consequences.

Y’know, like, in any give year the average person swallows nine immature voles who were trying to prove a point to their friends.

Perhaps. Perhaps. Or…there is a part of me that wants to be upset at the Maoism pun, but that wouldn’t even be unthinkable for this country…then or now.

I really hope not. I don’t like the thought of someone being inside me quite like that.

Fluid dynamics alone say that some of what happened in the jacuzzi is leaving the jacuzzi in everyone’s fur.

When they fired me for being ill, the next place liked the existing certs and brought me on. Got me trained in EPA’s RCRA and OSHA’s HAZWOPER.

Next place loved all that, brought me on and got me trainer certed in defensive driving and first aid, with others pending.

Within two months I was designated Safety Officer (an informal title with duties handled amongst regular job duties. They paid for the OSHA30 and trainer certs in powered industrial trucks and mobile elevated work platforms. I wrote a bunch of their safety management system.

I genuinely have no clue what I have just watched or heard. It seemed very fun, though.

It’s a mystery. We’ll just never know.

Well!

Again, I'm not crazy strapped. But this will be a big sudden hit to expenses I wasn't expecting to have to do. This is purely to soften a blow.

If able to help, my ko-fi is here: ko-fi.com/borderdacougah

Thanks y'all.