Old Man Starjack, aka the ORIGINAL Starjack
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Old Man Starjack, aka the ORIGINAL Starjack
@oldmanstarjack.bsky.social
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Writer, Graphic Designer, TTRPG guru, storyteller, fan and student of Solarpunk (or at least I want to be), working for a future that embraces everyone, except billionaires.

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It would be a shame if the protesters began making their signs out of quarter-inch-thick plywood to stop rubber bullets, forming a tight shield wall to prevent police from singling out and mobbing individual protesters. It would be a shame if the people behind the shield wall held up umbrellas so that tear gas canisters fires over their heads on the front line will be bounced away. It would be a shame if protesters began constructing improvised armor vests out of duct tape, hard-backed books, and ceramic tiles. It would be a shame if protesters started wearing safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the same hardware stores as the plywood. It would be a shame if they started using traffic cones (the kind without the hole in the top), upside down buckets, or other improvised lids to contain teargas by placing them over the canisters. It would be a shame if protesters learned that police scanners are legal to own in the US, allowing them to learn where police are moving, and what routes they intend to take. It would be a shame if they discovered that these scanners can be used to send as well as receive, allowing them to flood the scanner frequencies with noise. All of this would be a terrible, terrible shame. *It would be an awful shame if you copied and pasted this, so that they couldn’t delete the original and all linked posts (again). **And even worse shame would be to start donating these items to protesters.
July 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
oldmanstarjack.bsky.social
Laugh, damn you! I command it!
Kilowog smiling, with bloodied fists telling a fellow Green Lantern member a new joke: GL member: Kilowog? Buddy? Um…Why are you grinning like that while covered in blood? Kilowog: There was a funny joke! What do you call fascists all in a row? GL member: A bad time? Kilowog: A PUNCHLINE! Kilowog: Now guess where the blood’s from!
June 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
oldmanstarjack.bsky.social
Heh…this seems to be a hit. Nobody knows how to insult better than the Scots.
A face full of Scottish insults.
February 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
oldmanstarjack.bsky.social
Try some Scottish insults…
Scottish insults for Trump.
February 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
oldmanstarjack.bsky.social
Future Avatar?
Me, doing "what if John Wick had a weight issue and a sweet tooth?".
December 17, 2024 at 5:30 AM
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Warming up my graphic design chops to do good…
Black & White Image of Trump, with the latin phrase "Attero Dominatus" plastered over his face, with the sentence "Do not obey in advance" below.
December 2, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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I've been thinking of doing a TTRPG inspired by UFO and X-COM. In the midst of it, I came up with a patch idea for the alien defense agency. Guess what I was inspired by?
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM