Old Man Starjack, aka the ORIGINAL Starjack
@oldmanstarjack.bsky.social
Writer, Graphic Designer, TTRPG guru, storyteller, fan and student of Solarpunk (or at least I want to be), working for a future that embraces everyone, except billionaires.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
The one line that killed my players in my "Adventure Time" inspired Pathfinder game...
"I am the Beast With Approximate Knowledge of Everything!"
I had to wait until they recovered from the laughter.
Mission accomplished.
"I am the Beast With Approximate Knowledge of Everything!"
I had to wait until they recovered from the laughter.
Mission accomplished.
October 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The one line that killed my players in my "Adventure Time" inspired Pathfinder game...
"I am the Beast With Approximate Knowledge of Everything!"
I had to wait until they recovered from the laughter.
Mission accomplished.
"I am the Beast With Approximate Knowledge of Everything!"
I had to wait until they recovered from the laughter.
Mission accomplished.
It's clear now that Russia has fallen victim to one of the classic blunders.
A slightly less well known one is this: never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
But the most famous one, and they really should've known better: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
A slightly less well known one is this: never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
But the most famous one, and they really should've known better: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
September 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It's clear now that Russia has fallen victim to one of the classic blunders.
A slightly less well known one is this: never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
But the most famous one, and they really should've known better: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
A slightly less well known one is this: never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
But the most famous one, and they really should've known better: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Laugh, damn you! I command it!
June 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Laugh, damn you! I command it!
Small wonder, considering ICE agents are criminals to begin with...
June 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Small wonder, considering ICE agents are criminals to begin with...
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"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear."
June 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear."
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A group of military contractors led by Erik Prince of Blackwater just pitched a TWENTY FIVE BILLION dollar project to mass deport 12 million innocent people from the U.S. before the 2026 midterms!
We’re talking about processing camps for innocent civilians on military bases & inhumane practices!!
We’re talking about processing camps for innocent civilians on military bases & inhumane practices!!
May 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A group of military contractors led by Erik Prince of Blackwater just pitched a TWENTY FIVE BILLION dollar project to mass deport 12 million innocent people from the U.S. before the 2026 midterms!
We’re talking about processing camps for innocent civilians on military bases & inhumane practices!!
We’re talking about processing camps for innocent civilians on military bases & inhumane practices!!
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Hear, hear!! 😂✨
April 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hear, hear!! 😂✨
Heh…this seems to be a hit. Nobody knows how to insult better than the Scots.
February 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Heh…this seems to be a hit. Nobody knows how to insult better than the Scots.
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GOOD MORNING SKIES OF BLUE
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT
SOAR EAGLES SOAR
I honor the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
TAKE A STAND AMERICA
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT
SOAR EAGLES SOAR
I honor the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
TAKE A STAND AMERICA
February 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
GOOD MORNING SKIES OF BLUE
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT
SOAR EAGLES SOAR
I honor the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
TAKE A STAND AMERICA
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT
SOAR EAGLES SOAR
I honor the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
TAKE A STAND AMERICA
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For so many reasons.
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February 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
For so many reasons.
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Perfectly captured.
Aaaaand even more evidence that cruelty to others is the point.
It’s starting.
Trump is signing an EO to prepare a 30,000 capacity migrant detention camp in Guantanamo Bay.
The site of previous human right abuses identified by the UN, Amnesty International and Red Cross.
(🎥 CNN)
Trump is signing an EO to prepare a 30,000 capacity migrant detention camp in Guantanamo Bay.
The site of previous human right abuses identified by the UN, Amnesty International and Red Cross.
(🎥 CNN)
January 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Aaaaand even more evidence that cruelty to others is the point.
Gods…every time Cheeto-face opens his mouth now, I cringe. I mean I never liked hearing his voice FFS, but now?
FREEZING ALL GOVERNMENT SPENDING?!?
It's true…it's first and foremost about being cruel.
FREEZING ALL GOVERNMENT SPENDING?!?
It's true…it's first and foremost about being cruel.
January 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gods…every time Cheeto-face opens his mouth now, I cringe. I mean I never liked hearing his voice FFS, but now?
FREEZING ALL GOVERNMENT SPENDING?!?
It's true…it's first and foremost about being cruel.
FREEZING ALL GOVERNMENT SPENDING?!?
It's true…it's first and foremost about being cruel.
Legit.
I wonder what the rest of the world is saying about us now. Berlin newspaper.
January 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Legit.
An American Reacts to Why America Sucks at Everything - THIS ONE HURT
YouTube video by Nate Lawson
youtu.be
January 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I don't subscribe to TikTok (and given the current atmosphere I doubt I ever will), but I was encouraged by @parkroseperma.bsky.social to give this one a listen. It's good to know we're not alone in the struggle ahead…
www.tiktok.com/@post.capita...
www.tiktok.com/@post.capita...
TikTok video by Post-Capitalist Project
www.tiktok.com
January 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don't subscribe to TikTok (and given the current atmosphere I doubt I ever will), but I was encouraged by @parkroseperma.bsky.social to give this one a listen. It's good to know we're not alone in the struggle ahead…
www.tiktok.com/@post.capita...
www.tiktok.com/@post.capita...
In case any of you were wondering...
January 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
In case any of you were wondering...
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