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Marge
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I will be reunited with my dog in 11 days and I am about to start weeping about it
March 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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March 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
All I’m asking is would it kill David’s bridal corporate to add a little Metallica to the floor playlist?
January 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If I don’t stop getting spam calls before 9am on my mornings off, I’m gonna go off the grid and live in the woods and become a bigfoot
January 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My home state is trying to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges as we speak
January 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Who tf thinks Reagan, Nixon, and HW are all in heaven? I have some bad news for you, girlie
January 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Whoever invented noise cancelling headphones is really saving me on these flights back home. Who tf watches a movie full volume with no headphones on an airplane??
January 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Do you think the coors cowboy and the Marlboro man were boyfriends?
December 29, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Me being required to play the little drummer boy at church 4 times on Christmas 3 years in a row transed my gender
December 24, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Supernatural ended almost 5 years ago and I need someone to tell me why I’m still seeing Dean Winchester thirst traps EVERYWGERE
December 9, 2024 at 2:08 AM
If I had a nickel for each time one of my friends got married to a guy named Kyle and moved to the east coast, I’d have two nickels
December 3, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I just tallied up all the jobs I can remember applying for in ABQ and I'm at 53. That's before you count all the ones in MSP and Bis/Man before that, too. I'm at 150-200 job applications in 2024.

If I hear anyone say people don't want to work, they will lose their kneecaps
November 30, 2024 at 10:33 AM
I also jumped ship to this app, but all of you who are singing the praises of a website like it's the savior of our nation need to get a fucking grip perhaps
November 22, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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Period
November 21, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Have officially sent over 110 job applications in the last year and I am still currently working at a job that pays $800 a month 🙃
November 21, 2024 at 4:49 AM
November 17, 2024 at 5:04 AM
DID Y’ALL JUST SEE MIKE TYSON’S BOOTY CHEEKS?!
November 16, 2024 at 3:54 AM