Reading this from America like

They actually made a joke card like this a few years back lol

The rare chair gremlin

Also also Baltimore has the American Visionary Art Museum, which is an absolutely incredible museum dedicated to outsider art. Absolutely one of the most visit spots of Baltimore

Also, it's probably not actually worth traveling out for, but there's a lovely Stephen King-esque small town called Sykesville which has a massive, abandoned sanitarium that is truly a sight to behold. We visited on a foggy day and it was magnificent.

If you're interested in doing some padrolling, the Wang Yifei leather pads really bring out the Z1000's incredible bass while generally preserving the stock tuning. On the other hand, the no-name replacement pads on ebay/Ali (pictured) smooth the bass and treble and give you a CD900st on steroids

Good news!

A sonic quest you say? Spend more time in levels you say? An RPG you say?