Old Man Creaux
@oldmancreaux.bsky.social
A lot of nonsense in not a lot of words. Expect random posts about games, theatre, and parenthood. (He/him)
ME: There’s a new Spider-Man trailer coming tomorrow!
13yo: Oh? What’s this one called? “Spider-Man: Home Again, Home Again, Jiggity Jig”?
ME: It’s “Brand New Day”.
HER: Oh, then it’s not a real Spider-Man movie….
13yo: Oh? What’s this one called? “Spider-Man: Home Again, Home Again, Jiggity Jig”?
ME: It’s “Brand New Day”.
HER: Oh, then it’s not a real Spider-Man movie….
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 AM
ME: There’s a new Spider-Man trailer coming tomorrow!
13yo: Oh? What’s this one called? “Spider-Man: Home Again, Home Again, Jiggity Jig”?
ME: It’s “Brand New Day”.
HER: Oh, then it’s not a real Spider-Man movie….
13yo: Oh? What’s this one called? “Spider-Man: Home Again, Home Again, Jiggity Jig”?
ME: It’s “Brand New Day”.
HER: Oh, then it’s not a real Spider-Man movie….
My eldest daughter is back from her first year in college and has a cold, and she hates taking cough medicine. So to psych herself up to taking a dose, she sings, “Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots”….
I don’t know if I should be concerned or not….
I don’t know if I should be concerned or not….
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My eldest daughter is back from her first year in college and has a cold, and she hates taking cough medicine. So to psych herself up to taking a dose, she sings, “Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots”….
I don’t know if I should be concerned or not….
I don’t know if I should be concerned or not….
Watching my daughter play Sims 4 and create her family is a trip. Got some real insight one what she thinks of me and honestly, I’m happy she thinks I’m better than I do.
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Watching my daughter play Sims 4 and create her family is a trip. Got some real insight one what she thinks of me and honestly, I’m happy she thinks I’m better than I do.
They are making a board game of my favorite TV show and I have no interest in it. If that isn’t an indication of where my mental health is right now, I don’t know what is,
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
They are making a board game of my favorite TV show and I have no interest in it. If that isn’t an indication of where my mental health is right now, I don’t know what is,
I had such high hopes for this year and was constantly disappointed again and again.
That’ll teach me to have hope. Gonna go live in a hole for the rest of my life.
That’ll teach me to have hope. Gonna go live in a hole for the rest of my life.
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I had such high hopes for this year and was constantly disappointed again and again.
That’ll teach me to have hope. Gonna go live in a hole for the rest of my life.
That’ll teach me to have hope. Gonna go live in a hole for the rest of my life.
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Tomorrow, we close the first investigation undertaken by FBI Special Agents Stephen Armitage and Jane Goodnall as they track their main suspect to a surprising end.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Tomorrow, we close the first investigation undertaken by FBI Special Agents Stephen Armitage and Jane Goodnall as they track their main suspect to a surprising end.
Add us to your favourite podcast app -
**RSS** anchor.fm/s/109f70684/...
#TTRPG #audiodrama #actualplayrpg #horror #scifi
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**RSS** anchor.fm/s/109f70684/...
#TTRPG #audiodrama #actualplayrpg #horror #scifi
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
Idea #327 to make money:
Shot for shot remake of “Clue” featuring the Muppets.
Shot for shot remake of “Clue” featuring the Muppets.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Idea #327 to make money:
Shot for shot remake of “Clue” featuring the Muppets.
Shot for shot remake of “Clue” featuring the Muppets.
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New Dawn **Episode 2 Evolution**.
Agents Armitage & Goodnall delve deeper into the case of the missing body of Jennifer Miller & potential links with several unsolved murders.
Full cast and music credits and socials links please visit
www.blackcreekpodcasts.com
open.spotify.com/episode/2IEN...
Agents Armitage & Goodnall delve deeper into the case of the missing body of Jennifer Miller & potential links with several unsolved murders.
Full cast and music credits and socials links please visit
www.blackcreekpodcasts.com
open.spotify.com/episode/2IEN...
Black Creek Podcasts presents NEW DAWN
www.blackcreekpodcasts.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
New Dawn **Episode 2 Evolution**.
Agents Armitage & Goodnall delve deeper into the case of the missing body of Jennifer Miller & potential links with several unsolved murders.
Full cast and music credits and socials links please visit
www.blackcreekpodcasts.com
open.spotify.com/episode/2IEN...
Agents Armitage & Goodnall delve deeper into the case of the missing body of Jennifer Miller & potential links with several unsolved murders.
Full cast and music credits and socials links please visit
www.blackcreekpodcasts.com
open.spotify.com/episode/2IEN...
You've been kidnapped and the characters from the last TV show you watched are supposed to be trying to rescue you.
I think I’d be better off if they _didn’t_ try to help me….
I think I’d be better off if they _didn’t_ try to help me….
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You've been kidnapped and the characters from the last TV show you watched are supposed to be trying to rescue you.
I think I’d be better off if they _didn’t_ try to help me….
I think I’d be better off if they _didn’t_ try to help me….
Yesterday, my school loan holder told me my loan was 210 days past due, due to them suddenly reversing every payment I made this year, and that I was in danger of it going into default.
Today, apparently, that same loan has been forgiven and completely written off.
Talk about rollercoasters.
Today, apparently, that same loan has been forgiven and completely written off.
Talk about rollercoasters.
October 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Yesterday, my school loan holder told me my loan was 210 days past due, due to them suddenly reversing every payment I made this year, and that I was in danger of it going into default.
Today, apparently, that same loan has been forgiven and completely written off.
Talk about rollercoasters.
Today, apparently, that same loan has been forgiven and completely written off.
Talk about rollercoasters.
ME: The deed is done, I have done as you have requested, child.
CHILD: Thank you, father.
(POV: The Youngest’s Halloween costume required a headless porcelain doll. I made it happen. With a hammer.)
CHILD: Thank you, father.
(POV: The Youngest’s Halloween costume required a headless porcelain doll. I made it happen. With a hammer.)
October 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
ME: The deed is done, I have done as you have requested, child.
CHILD: Thank you, father.
(POV: The Youngest’s Halloween costume required a headless porcelain doll. I made it happen. With a hammer.)
CHILD: Thank you, father.
(POV: The Youngest’s Halloween costume required a headless porcelain doll. I made it happen. With a hammer.)
A remake of Stephen King’s “Christine”, but instead of a Plymouth Fury, it’s a Lamborghini Countach that only plays 80’s tunes.
October 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
A remake of Stephen King’s “Christine”, but instead of a Plymouth Fury, it’s a Lamborghini Countach that only plays 80’s tunes.
Watching the Vincent Price episode of the Muppet Show, and early Uncle Deadly sounds like Dr. Zoidberg.
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Watching the Vincent Price episode of the Muppet Show, and early Uncle Deadly sounds like Dr. Zoidberg.
Finally got around to playing Unmatched: Tales to Amaze today. My team of Houdini, Tesla, Sherlock Holmes, and Deadpool took on the team of Mothman and friends. I…did not fair well.
Had a lot of fun though! Glad I can play the game solo now….
Had a lot of fun though! Glad I can play the game solo now….
October 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Finally got around to playing Unmatched: Tales to Amaze today. My team of Houdini, Tesla, Sherlock Holmes, and Deadpool took on the team of Mothman and friends. I…did not fair well.
Had a lot of fun though! Glad I can play the game solo now….
Had a lot of fun though! Glad I can play the game solo now….
Starting to get the bills for when my youngest broke her leg last month. If I didn’t have insurance, I’d be capital F Fucked. As it is, it’s going to be a rough several months paying for what insurance doesn’t cover.
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Starting to get the bills for when my youngest broke her leg last month. If I didn’t have insurance, I’d be capital F Fucked. As it is, it’s going to be a rough several months paying for what insurance doesn’t cover.
Tom Hanks has played Walt Disney and Mr. Rodgers in movies. He needs to complete the Childhood Heroes Infinity Gauntlet and play Bob Ross, Jim Henson, Steve Irwin, and LeVar Burton.
October 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tom Hanks has played Walt Disney and Mr. Rodgers in movies. He needs to complete the Childhood Heroes Infinity Gauntlet and play Bob Ross, Jim Henson, Steve Irwin, and LeVar Burton.
10 Horror Movies to know me by:
Friday the 13th 3
Scream
Dawn of the Dead
Cabin in the Woods
April Fool’s Day
Jason X
Maximum Overdrive
The Birds
Monster Squad
Gremlins
Friday the 13th 3
Scream
Dawn of the Dead
Cabin in the Woods
April Fool’s Day
Jason X
Maximum Overdrive
The Birds
Monster Squad
Gremlins
10 horror movies to get to know me by:
In the Mouth of Madness
Event Horizon
The Thing (1982)
Alien
28 Days Later
Friday the 13th
Annihilation
Candyman
Sinners
Scream
In the Mouth of Madness
Event Horizon
The Thing (1982)
Alien
28 Days Later
Friday the 13th
Annihilation
Candyman
Sinners
Scream
10 horror movies to get to know me by
🦇Bram Stoker's Dracula
✝️The Devils
🍼Rosemary's Baby
👻The Medium
👫Possession
📹Lost Highway
💉Audition
🐸The Wicker Man ('73)
⚫Under the Skin
♦️The Neon Demon
🦇Bram Stoker's Dracula
✝️The Devils
🍼Rosemary's Baby
👻The Medium
👫Possession
📹Lost Highway
💉Audition
🐸The Wicker Man ('73)
⚫Under the Skin
♦️The Neon Demon
October 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
10 Horror Movies to know me by:
Friday the 13th 3
Scream
Dawn of the Dead
Cabin in the Woods
April Fool’s Day
Jason X
Maximum Overdrive
The Birds
Monster Squad
Gremlins
Friday the 13th 3
Scream
Dawn of the Dead
Cabin in the Woods
April Fool’s Day
Jason X
Maximum Overdrive
The Birds
Monster Squad
Gremlins
Just watched the most recent episode of Peacemaker and based on the “Next Time on Peacemaker”, I have my heart set up for breaking….
Please Mr. @jamesgunn.bsky.social, let the finale lead to a Checkmate ongoing. Or a movie. Or just an organization that exists. I promise I’ve been good this year.
Please Mr. @jamesgunn.bsky.social, let the finale lead to a Checkmate ongoing. Or a movie. Or just an organization that exists. I promise I’ve been good this year.
October 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just watched the most recent episode of Peacemaker and based on the “Next Time on Peacemaker”, I have my heart set up for breaking….
Please Mr. @jamesgunn.bsky.social, let the finale lead to a Checkmate ongoing. Or a movie. Or just an organization that exists. I promise I’ve been good this year.
Please Mr. @jamesgunn.bsky.social, let the finale lead to a Checkmate ongoing. Or a movie. Or just an organization that exists. I promise I’ve been good this year.
SEPT 30: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Billie Joe R’lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
OCT 1:
OCT 1:
October 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
SEPT 30: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Billie Joe R’lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
OCT 1:
OCT 1:
The Simpsons are coming out with a 2nd movie, 20 years after their first movie and 27 years after I stopped caring about the Simpsons.
September 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The Simpsons are coming out with a 2nd movie, 20 years after their first movie and 27 years after I stopped caring about the Simpsons.
Watching Peacemaker and it is seriously stretching my suspension of disbelief. Dude gets barely ripped on bong hits and coke in episode one, but can barely stand after sharing two 24 packs of Bud Light w/ 4 other people in episode 2? Thats like getting drunk on Kool Aid! What a fucking lightweight!
September 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Watching Peacemaker and it is seriously stretching my suspension of disbelief. Dude gets barely ripped on bong hits and coke in episode one, but can barely stand after sharing two 24 packs of Bud Light w/ 4 other people in episode 2? Thats like getting drunk on Kool Aid! What a fucking lightweight!
Took a gamble and got a gas station breakfast burrito for lunch today. I quickly discovered the odds were not in my favor. Instead of a tortilla, they wrapped it up in a flattened baguette or some other doughy substance.
This may be my last post…. ☠️😵
This may be my last post…. ☠️😵
September 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Took a gamble and got a gas station breakfast burrito for lunch today. I quickly discovered the odds were not in my favor. Instead of a tortilla, they wrapped it up in a flattened baguette or some other doughy substance.
This may be my last post…. ☠️😵
This may be my last post…. ☠️😵
Post a Meme made by you.
August 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Post a Meme made by you.
Dropped my eldest off for her first year of college today. I told her, “Have fun, learn something, and be safe!” She replied, “Of course!”
That is the exact response I used to give my mom and grandma when they told me, “Be good!”
The Apple does not fall far….
That is the exact response I used to give my mom and grandma when they told me, “Be good!”
The Apple does not fall far….
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Dropped my eldest off for her first year of college today. I told her, “Have fun, learn something, and be safe!” She replied, “Of course!”
That is the exact response I used to give my mom and grandma when they told me, “Be good!”
The Apple does not fall far….
That is the exact response I used to give my mom and grandma when they told me, “Be good!”
The Apple does not fall far….