I think we've all just assumed that Predator vision is heat / infrared based. But that's clearly not the case and they actually have the much more interesting mud/no mud based vision.

I know the idea of air filled potato chip bags is partly to help prevent broken chips during shipping. But it doesn't seem to be a very good solution. So please figure out teleportation instead. I know it's a big ask, so feel free to limit it to working just for chips if that's easier.

Pro tip: Make sure someone is a big fan of Parks & Recreation before you respond to them asking "Hey maybe we can catch up some time" with "I salsa your face."

Otherwise, it might not go over so well.

It also just might not go over well period.

I recently re-learned how to do a very basic solve of a Rubik's cube and each time I solved it while learning/practicing I would pantomime handing it back to someone that had asked me to prove I could solve a Rubik's cube.

Someone should make a moving reaction channel of movies they've seen many times and it's just them sitting there barely reacting at all except mouthing the lines of their favorite parts.

The beating heart of the wellness industry flows with pseudoscience, and to say that it’s lucrative would be an understatement.

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If I ever wrote a joke about a salve/ointment I'd be worried that in 10 or 20 years people might not get it anymore.

The best advice I ever got from a sitcom. #GoodGodLemon

At what point did old man Marley figure out Kevin was home alone?

Can we just go back to when social media was just people making Simpsons references at each other. Or was that just my personal experience?

Can all companies put "caution heavy" on everything they ship, no matter how heavy it is, so I can feel strong when I carry it for five feet into my home.💪

Years ago, I had an old microwave in my dorm that would seem to still run with the door open. But really, only the fan and timer kept going (dial timer).

It was fun to mess with guests by heating something halfway and opening the microwave to stir it while they believed it was still running.

It's really frustrating trying to merge onto a highway when the person in front of you is going at an incredibly inadequate level of speed. So when that happens I try to think of something less stressful, like politics.

Oh no it's happened! I need a box but I have recently disposed of all my years of accumulated boxes. What have I done!

I wonder if I'm the only person that has a list of discontinued canned soups that I miss and want back.

@caulfieldtim.bsky.social & I spoke with CBC’s The National last night to discuss the harms & implications of RFK Jr & Mehmet Oz being heads of critical science & public health agencies.

It’s too bad US media outlets are sanewashing them & making things worse.

Watch ⬇️

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I saw 'upside down' ketchup bottles cost the same as normal bottles but have 25% less. People pay a premium for those things? When I've used one it makes a mess cause it squirts so fast. Anyway, almost got committed by my grocer. #ketchup #catsup #AreYouHereToSolveMyKetchupProblem