Was on my best run ever and then forgot to reroll the boss blind. Never been closer to throwing my phone into a wall I'm never beating endless mode in this bullshit game

Getting my ass beat up and down the Mountaintop of the Giants but still convinced I'm getting an Elden Ring tattoo someday

Pretty annoyed that my phone refuses to do the face recognition unlock when I’m rolling out of bed but just did it for me when I glanced down at it while burping

If Death Stranding simply did not have a “baby crying through your controller” mechanic and was all about not falling on your ass in creepy, atmospheric solitude I feel like it could have been a favorite of mine instead of something I dropped like it burned me

gotta wonder who the first person to do “The Worm” was gotta wonder what their mental state was at the time. Nobody had ever done it before and a lightbulb went off and they were just like “yes, I need to do ‘The Worm’”

Rewatched RRR for some much needed catharsis, gonna make it a double feature once it’s dark enough to candle up my sick bay because look how hard the Japanese poster went for Dracula, man

Baby’s first ✨home invasion nightmare✨

Every time this topic comes up I want to tell everyone about the Hyundai EV concept car so that eventually I'll drive up demand enough so that they start making them.

Can’t figure out what’s keeping me from progressing through the trials of Shar bc I’ve been playing in tiny little spurts for the past couple of weeks

I’ll never enter a BG3 dungeon without a commitment to finish it that day if I ever make it out, GOD

Once I’m done feeling jet lagged and morose I’m going to make good on this brand new timeline, just you WAIT