Jon Hernandez
@oldjonhernandez.bsky.social
Sure could go for a snack.
Some kind words about the Pressure Wheel (@pressurewheel.bsky.social) EP over at @rosyoverdrive.com.
New blog post! Wrote about new/reissued records from Ugly Stick, The Terminal Buildings @terminalbuildings.bsky.social, Pressure Wheel @pressurewheel.bsky.social @maxwellstern.bsky.social, and Pohgoh/Samuel S.C. @pohgohfl.bsky.social @wsonigiri.bsky.social:
Pressing Concerns: Ugly Stick, The Terminal Buildings, Pressure Wheel, Pohgoh / Samuel S.C.
The Tuesday Pressing Concerns is a pretty chaotic one this week. We have an expanded reissue of an album from Ugly Stick, a new EP from Pressure Wheel, a split EP between Pohgoh and Samuel S.C., an…
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November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Some kind words about the Pressure Wheel (@pressurewheel.bsky.social) EP over at @rosyoverdrive.com.
Has anyone said “more like THROATUS” yet?
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Has anyone said “more like THROATUS” yet?
I support anyone practicing whatever faith they practice so long as it doesn’t infringe on others. Honest! But calling this recent uptick in Very Loud Christianity™️ a response to years of persecution is like if I said I’m being persecuted because nobody will talk to me about the Offspring anymore.
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I support anyone practicing whatever faith they practice so long as it doesn’t infringe on others. Honest! But calling this recent uptick in Very Loud Christianity™️ a response to years of persecution is like if I said I’m being persecuted because nobody will talk to me about the Offspring anymore.
I hate falling behind on work deadlines because then I have to spend a day or two focused on my job. This presents a problem in my carefully curated life where I pretty much pretend I don’t have a job at all.
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I hate falling behind on work deadlines because then I have to spend a day or two focused on my job. This presents a problem in my carefully curated life where I pretty much pretend I don’t have a job at all.
I don’t want to support or share any AI slop, but the closest I’ve come is a clip I just saw of Barney Fife uncovering the Epstein Files on the Andy Griffith show.
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I don’t want to support or share any AI slop, but the closest I’ve come is a clip I just saw of Barney Fife uncovering the Epstein Files on the Andy Griffith show.
Did Okada just spark a career resurgence by adding the ripcord bing bong to his arsenal??????
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Did Okada just spark a career resurgence by adding the ripcord bing bong to his arsenal??????
Bear with me, more new music:
New band, @pressurewheel.bsky.social (pressurewheelmusic on IG).
Our first EP, Atomic Woe, is available everywhere today.
If bandcamp’s more your speed: pressurewheel.bandcamp.com/album/atomic...
FFO: uh…let’s say Constantines, Hot Snakes, Jets to Brazil
New band, @pressurewheel.bsky.social (pressurewheelmusic on IG).
Our first EP, Atomic Woe, is available everywhere today.
If bandcamp’s more your speed: pressurewheel.bandcamp.com/album/atomic...
FFO: uh…let’s say Constantines, Hot Snakes, Jets to Brazil
October 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Bear with me, more new music:
New band, @pressurewheel.bsky.social (pressurewheelmusic on IG).
Our first EP, Atomic Woe, is available everywhere today.
If bandcamp’s more your speed: pressurewheel.bandcamp.com/album/atomic...
FFO: uh…let’s say Constantines, Hot Snakes, Jets to Brazil
New band, @pressurewheel.bsky.social (pressurewheelmusic on IG).
Our first EP, Atomic Woe, is available everywhere today.
If bandcamp’s more your speed: pressurewheel.bandcamp.com/album/atomic...
FFO: uh…let’s say Constantines, Hot Snakes, Jets to Brazil
Did you know that So Much For The Afterglow is so densely packed with undeniable hooks that the federal government ordered them to add that stupid instrumental track so that listeners would have a chance to fucking breathe?
October 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Did you know that So Much For The Afterglow is so densely packed with undeniable hooks that the federal government ordered them to add that stupid instrumental track so that listeners would have a chance to fucking breathe?
It’s nice to send an IG message to someone you don’t speak to often about their video of AFI playing an old deep cut, then scroll up and see that your last message exchange two years prior was also about AFI.
October 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It’s nice to send an IG message to someone you don’t speak to often about their video of AFI playing an old deep cut, then scroll up and see that your last message exchange two years prior was also about AFI.
Two new Timeshares songs up today. Our first new tunes in a while. They let me do the fast palm muting on one of these. How fast? You gotta go listen to find out.
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October 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Two new Timeshares songs up today. Our first new tunes in a while. They let me do the fast palm muting on one of these. How fast? You gotta go listen to find out.
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I have a cousin who just posted “If genocide ends the moment the hostages are released, it wasn’t genocide, it was propaganda.”
I like that. I’m gonna use it.
“If I stop eating your steak frites the moment my Santa Fe Southwest-style cobb salad arrives, I didn’t actually eat all them frites.”
I like that. I’m gonna use it.
“If I stop eating your steak frites the moment my Santa Fe Southwest-style cobb salad arrives, I didn’t actually eat all them frites.”
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I have a cousin who just posted “If genocide ends the moment the hostages are released, it wasn’t genocide, it was propaganda.”
I like that. I’m gonna use it.
“If I stop eating your steak frites the moment my Santa Fe Southwest-style cobb salad arrives, I didn’t actually eat all them frites.”
I like that. I’m gonna use it.
“If I stop eating your steak frites the moment my Santa Fe Southwest-style cobb salad arrives, I didn’t actually eat all them frites.”
Look folks, this adderall isn’t going to work all day. You sure you want to soak up two hours on me silently nodding in a Zoom window?
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Look folks, this adderall isn’t going to work all day. You sure you want to soak up two hours on me silently nodding in a Zoom window?
I posted this on Facebook fourteen years ago, apparently.
September 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I posted this on Facebook fourteen years ago, apparently.
I grew up with emotionally inept ballbusters, and most of them weren’t even funny, so it was just “friends” being unreasonably cruel to one another.
So now that I mostly interact with normal people, when I encounter a northeast ballbuster, I just wanna put a hand on their shoulder & ask, “Must we?”
So now that I mostly interact with normal people, when I encounter a northeast ballbuster, I just wanna put a hand on their shoulder & ask, “Must we?”
August 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I grew up with emotionally inept ballbusters, and most of them weren’t even funny, so it was just “friends” being unreasonably cruel to one another.
So now that I mostly interact with normal people, when I encounter a northeast ballbuster, I just wanna put a hand on their shoulder & ask, “Must we?”
So now that I mostly interact with normal people, when I encounter a northeast ballbuster, I just wanna put a hand on their shoulder & ask, “Must we?”
I’ve been keeping pretty quiet about a bunch of music things I’m working on that I’m excited about (until this tweet, I guess), and I gotta tell you, I have not shaken the impulse to shit every thought or feeling about them onto the internet.
August 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’ve been keeping pretty quiet about a bunch of music things I’m working on that I’m excited about (until this tweet, I guess), and I gotta tell you, I have not shaken the impulse to shit every thought or feeling about them onto the internet.
Anytime I eat literally anything, a middle aged woman shows up on my phone and tells me that it’s decimating my gut microbiome. Gut flora hates to see me coming.
August 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Anytime I eat literally anything, a middle aged woman shows up on my phone and tells me that it’s decimating my gut microbiome. Gut flora hates to see me coming.
The Outrunners’ Newports tights have rejuvenated my love for professional wrestling.
July 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Outrunners’ Newports tights have rejuvenated my love for professional wrestling.
Fantastic Four! Good! Very good!! They should have made this movie for me when I was 15, when it would be less embarrassing to tell people exactly how much I loved it. I just tried to tell my wife, and I’m pretty sure I can hear her tearfully packing a suitcase.
July 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Fantastic Four! Good! Very good!! They should have made this movie for me when I was 15, when it would be less embarrassing to tell people exactly how much I loved it. I just tried to tell my wife, and I’m pretty sure I can hear her tearfully packing a suitcase.
Lord knows I don’t wanna be out here tweeting about a The Bear needle drop in 2025
but when “Something So Right” by Paul Simon started playing after that monologue, I started making noises like when you knock someone out in Street Fighter 2. I’m still breathing heavy.
but when “Something So Right” by Paul Simon started playing after that monologue, I started making noises like when you knock someone out in Street Fighter 2. I’m still breathing heavy.
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Lord knows I don’t wanna be out here tweeting about a The Bear needle drop in 2025
but when “Something So Right” by Paul Simon started playing after that monologue, I started making noises like when you knock someone out in Street Fighter 2. I’m still breathing heavy.
but when “Something So Right” by Paul Simon started playing after that monologue, I started making noises like when you knock someone out in Street Fighter 2. I’m still breathing heavy.
I totally, 100% support the Philly city workers strike. I just wish I threw this expired rotisserie chicken out before it started.
July 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I totally, 100% support the Philly city workers strike. I just wish I threw this expired rotisserie chicken out before it started.
My cat makes long squeaky noises that sound like clear vowel sounds. Sometimes it’s unsettling, but today I told my him that I was happy with a thing I had to write for work, and I’m pretty sure he said, “Oh, cool.”
And he’s right! It is!
And he’s right! It is!
July 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My cat makes long squeaky noises that sound like clear vowel sounds. Sometimes it’s unsettling, but today I told my him that I was happy with a thing I had to write for work, and I’m pretty sure he said, “Oh, cool.”
And he’s right! It is!
And he’s right! It is!
As a lifelong Knicks fan, I’ve long been baffled by folks who complain when their teams make it deep into the playoffs. So I’m not gonna do that. Great team, I’ll miss ‘em.
Honestly? I’m kinda stoked for Tyrese. Always liked him, and it’s very fun to watch him cook after that player survey.
Honestly? I’m kinda stoked for Tyrese. Always liked him, and it’s very fun to watch him cook after that player survey.
June 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
As a lifelong Knicks fan, I’ve long been baffled by folks who complain when their teams make it deep into the playoffs. So I’m not gonna do that. Great team, I’ll miss ‘em.
Honestly? I’m kinda stoked for Tyrese. Always liked him, and it’s very fun to watch him cook after that player survey.
Honestly? I’m kinda stoked for Tyrese. Always liked him, and it’s very fun to watch him cook after that player survey.
Been back in New York for one hour and I’ve already yelled “fuck the timberwolves” in the middle
of a family seafood restaurant
of a family seafood restaurant
May 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Been back in New York for one hour and I’ve already yelled “fuck the timberwolves” in the middle
of a family seafood restaurant
of a family seafood restaurant
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Mikal Bridges started OT with an airball and put his life on the line to make it right.
May 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Mikal Bridges started OT with an airball and put his life on the line to make it right.