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OldGrayGeek™
@oldgraygeek.bsky.social
Leftist agitator since before it was cool.
Welcome to the #TurdReich.
Hoping to die indoors, with working A/C, in the desert Southwest.
#AOC2028
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Today, an Amazon driver ignored these instructions, and left over $200 worth of merchandise in our driveway, in plain sight, a few feet from the sidewalk:
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Like most @AmazonHelp.bsky.social customers, we have had packages stolen by porch pirates.
We recently spent over $7000 on a steel fence in front of our carport, and added these delivery instructions:
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My Congresswoman @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social standing up for her constituents!
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What's so hard about roasting a turkey without drying it out?
I just picked up a fresh 20 lb. Butterball turkey at Costco (for 99¢/lb!) along with fresh broccoli florets and pre-made gravy, stuffing, and mashed potatoes.
Everyone, including my cat Otto, is looking forward to Thursday.
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I have a mansion, forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In my defense: when I made this meme back in 2011, I had no idea that ICE and the #TurdReich would adopt it as their mission statement.
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is Sofa King funny!
@vpotus.bsky.social
#TurdReich
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I called it when it happened:
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Getting real speed, at my desktop, from @quantumfiber.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fiber to the premises, Cat8 Ethernet to the desktop = over 3 Gbps in both directions!
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
We're VERY happy with Quantum Fiber...
This is the fastest Internet we've had in Tucson... and the speed shown is limited by my desktop's 1 Gbps network port.
Our @quantumfiber.bsky.social connection is 3 Gbps... so I just ordered a new desktop with a faster NIC to get the full connection speed!
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Good Doctor beat him to the punch, but Dr. Sagan's detailed description exactly fits our current situation.
September 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This oozing human pustule has a new nickname.
September 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
it's already Christmas at Costco
September 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I lost all the food in my upright freezer a few months ago when I didn't close the door properly.
I just invested $33 in remote temperature sensors to help keep it from happening again.
August 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just saw "The Naked Gun" and it's HILARIOUS.
Get your FREE POSTER while they last...
and be sure to stay for ALL of the credits!
August 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Confirmed: HK still doesn't offer any 10mm pistols.
I'm a pessimist.
Arizona has few bears, and fewer moose, but I carry a Glock 29 anyway with three 15-round G20 magazines.
If I can't get out of a jam with 46 rounds of Underwood full-power 10mm, I truly suck at life.
July 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
July 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'm embarking soon on Norwegian Joy... but I won't let the "med spa" do anything to me.
June 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM