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OldeWolfe 🐺
@oldewolfe.bsky.social
Old fart. Retired U.S. Navy. Freelance engineer. Occasional furry artist. I make stuff in the PNW. He/Him
What the actual fuck?!?
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It all started by going down an internet rabbit hole about expansion tanks.

And, wow, dis on mitosis! Thought you were progressive! 😏
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ah, well... cat. 🤷
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"I'm retired. I spend my days reading, surfing the web and drawing furry porn."

They think I'm joking, and I let them.
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
That last one reminds me of Toothless. You have a very cool cat! (especially with the ice cubes 😜)
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I can see etiquette involved with this.

"Hey, Marv, I need you*"
"SHH! Not now, he's baking."
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sounds more like your machine is out of tune or needs oil. My machine gets crunchy and will break needles if it gets a bit dry.
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wait... AGAIN!?!
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
... She turned the barrel into an APDS round?!?
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They're just stunning in that pic. Not what I usually see on a black cat unless they're a kitten.
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That nuclear heart. ❤️💥🍄
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
He had to grow into his ears *somehow*!
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Those EYES!!!
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The last time I cooked a whole turkey was 1995 (I think?). About a week prior the ex and I realized it wasn't going to fit in the oven of our rented house in Poway. We talked with the neighbors (big family) and said we'd provide the bird for the use of their oven.
The bird dressed out to 38 pounds!
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Normally, the flag goes up FAST during morning colors (0800 local). I don't know why they're going slow here. 🤔

If the flag is to be flown half mast, it is still hoisted to the top, then lowered slowly to half after the 'As you were' bugle.
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
☝️ THIS! ☝️
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Gawd I hate DSL! The VA always sends my meds through them and it's a 50/50 shot if they'll even show up.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
For me it's the Navy, and I'll wake up thinking I'm late for watch. I retired in *2003*!! 😵‍💫
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My right shoulder is 'crunchy' because of this. That and 62 laps around the sun.
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
So many owners in my neighborhood don't even *walk* their dogs! They don't do anything with them! I see yards with paths worn into the ground where the dogs run back and forth along a fence barking at anything that comes by. A loud, living lawn ornament.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
You can't 'prepare' for that. It tears *me* up every time, and I've been through it so many times...
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM