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Gypchek
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trematode enthusiast. off the drooz | he/him
It is insane that motherfuckers are selling ripped up tokypop Blame! volumes for $40+. Wish you the worst fuckwah.
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Just touching shit in a garage until I remember the humble orthohantavirus
December 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Playing geese at full volume so the bank teller can enjoy it too
December 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hebrew data-flow diagram looks like something you find in the lesser key of Solomon
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’ll turn a priapism into a priorpism if you know what I mean
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Every single one of my patch cables is HOMEMADE. My latency is through the fucking roof and idgaf
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Foid fatale
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Didn’t eat all day then had a PF Changs dinner. Needless to say, my ass is howling like a banshee
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Had a little cold a week ago and the colors I was coughing up were insane. I’m switching to zigzags…
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I love all the ladies with big nails showing off products at adafruit.
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Lost my eraser so no more of that i guess
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
2025 Top 5:

The Fez (2025 Remaster)
Kid Charlemagne (2025 Remaster)
The Caves of Altamira (2025 Remaster)
Haitian Divorce (2025 Remaster)
Don’t Take Me Alive (2025 Remaster)
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is it transgressive to smell a little like weed?
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
In an emergency and the officer opens up my contacts to find a cast of characters with names like knockoff muppets and ancient Semitic demons.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Yeah I’m pussyfooting
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Chi Lanka
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If my cilia worked 1% as hard at cleaning my lungs as I do at destroying them I would not be choking on snot rn
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
People in the instagram comments destroying a poor woman over saying that Lou Reed smoked crack and not smack.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
MA in ambience
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by Gypchek
Saucer separation is such a toyslop concept. Which fucking Hasbro executive was working at Utopia Planitia
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m smoking that Indo-Iranian pack. Shit that would take town Ahura Mazda. The steppe sativa.
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Eo-fujoshis and yaoi incunabula they’re covering this up
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I don’t need all tge suffering but I’m definitely trying to be 3 days in a ravine with only wine levels delirious.
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you see me standing on the ledge of a high rise looking out over the skyline I might be contemplating suicide but I’m probably just doing kegals
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM