Old Dutch Goat
@old-dutch-goat.bsky.social
Retired, progressive, gay grizzly-ish. I’m here to make friends, keep up with culture & opinions, experience new ideas. Weird sense of humor. Love boots, bears, books. Amateur genealogist. Actual native of Atlanta, Georgia, United States.
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It now seems that 30 years has gone by in a flash, back to the Spanner case in 1993 (R v Brown). This doesn’t bode well for the future, especially for those into erotic asphyxiation. What’s next? Impact play? Bondage?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Brown
instinctmagazine.com/uks-controve...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Brown
instinctmagazine.com/uks-controve...
The End of ‘Rough Sex’? UK Criminalizes Porn Choking
Trigger Warning: This article discusses violent sexual content, including references to porn or pornographic depictions of choking and suffocation.
instinctmagazine.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It now seems that 30 years has gone by in a flash, back to the Spanner case in 1993 (R v Brown). This doesn’t bode well for the future, especially for those into erotic asphyxiation. What’s next? Impact play? Bondage?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Brown
instinctmagazine.com/uks-controve...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Brown
instinctmagazine.com/uks-controve...
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I'm so MAD that THIS specious policy is making international headlines while no one is paying attention to the 31 NEW coal, oil and gas developments the Albanese government has approved since being in office!
www.climatecouncil.org.au/resources/al...
www.climatecouncil.org.au/resources/al...
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I'm so MAD that THIS specious policy is making international headlines while no one is paying attention to the 31 NEW coal, oil and gas developments the Albanese government has approved since being in office!
www.climatecouncil.org.au/resources/al...
www.climatecouncil.org.au/resources/al...
It’s become amazing just how absurdly far the Onion has had to go to create real satire, because these days, you just can’t make this shit up.
theonion.com/all-6-branch...
theonion.com/all-6-branch...
All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny
BLOOMFIELD HILLS, MI—In what they described as a collaborative effort to share resources and information in defense of U.S. territory, Pentagon officials confirmed Monday that all six branches of the ...
theonion.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It’s become amazing just how absurdly far the Onion has had to go to create real satire, because these days, you just can’t make this shit up.
theonion.com/all-6-branch...
theonion.com/all-6-branch...
Staff will be cleaning ketchup off of all that tacky ormolu in the Oval Office…for hours!
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Staff will be cleaning ketchup off of all that tacky ormolu in the Oval Office…for hours!
“Please, sir, may I have a girl? A small one? Surely you have some to spare.”
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest
LONDON—Shivering and rubbing his hands together as he attempted to stay warm, a ragged, soot-covered former Prince Andrew was spotted Tuesday on a street in the Whitechapel district of London begging ...
theonion.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“Please, sir, may I have a girl? A small one? Surely you have some to spare.”
theonion.com/soot-covered...
theonion.com/soot-covered...
I’ve often wondered if the people of the southern hemisphere see the world this way (there is no up or down in space):
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’ve often wondered if the people of the southern hemisphere see the world this way (there is no up or down in space):
 You can be sure that this is all about the Venezuelan oil reserves, which are the largest on the planet. Just as George W. Bush before him, yet another Republican president is dragging us into an unwanted, unnecessary military action against another sovereign nation.
ground.news/article/us-m...
ground.news/article/us-m...
U.S. military officials required to sign NDAs tied to Latin America mission: Reuters
U.S. military officials involved with President Donald Trump's expanding operations in Latin America have been asked to sign non-disclosure agreements, three U.S. officials say, a development that rai...
ground.news
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
 You can be sure that this is all about the Venezuelan oil reserves, which are the largest on the planet. Just as George W. Bush before him, yet another Republican president is dragging us into an unwanted, unnecessary military action against another sovereign nation.
ground.news/article/us-m...
ground.news/article/us-m...
You’re probably not wrong about that. 45 years ago I spent a semester in Germany. The kids my age there told us that we Americans knew more about their World War II history than they did, because their parents didn’t/wouldn’t talk about it, were ashamed.
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
You’re probably not wrong about that. 45 years ago I spent a semester in Germany. The kids my age there told us that we Americans knew more about their World War II history than they did, because their parents didn’t/wouldn’t talk about it, were ashamed.
Karma ist scheiße
What’s the German for “woooo serves his ass right.”
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Karma ist scheiße
Blazing Saddles (9/10) Movie CLIP - Mugs, Pugs and Thugs (1974) HD
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October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I find it a bit odd that the Eurozone goes back to standard time tonight, whereas the United States does so next weekend.
October 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I find it a bit odd that the Eurozone goes back to standard time tonight, whereas the United States does so next weekend.
#ICEMorons #LowIQ #TooManyDonuts Embarrassingly funny! 50% couldn’t pass an open book test.
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
ICE’s efforts to recruit new agents run into some embarrassing setbacks
The agency is flush with cash and hiring a lot of new personnel to satisfy Trump’s mass deportation plans. It’s not going well, though.
www.msnbc.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#ICEMorons #LowIQ #TooManyDonuts Embarrassingly funny! 50% couldn’t pass an open book test.
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
Attack with a deadly… soundtrack. He should also have been holding a deadly…donut or croissant. Hmmm…you no longer hear about the spraying purple die packs used in bank cash registers to foil robberies… 😎
ground.news/article/dc-m...
ground.news/article/dc-m...
DC Man Sues Over Detention for Star Wars Protest
Sam O'Hara, a 35-year-old Washington, DC resident, filed a federal lawsuit against the city, four Metropolitan Police Department officers, and an Ohio National Guard member after being detained for pl...
ground.news
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Attack with a deadly… soundtrack. He should also have been holding a deadly…donut or croissant. Hmmm…you no longer hear about the spraying purple die packs used in bank cash registers to foil robberies… 😎
ground.news/article/dc-m...
ground.news/article/dc-m...
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#EastWing If the construction of the new ballroom is anything like what tRump has done to the Oval Office, visitors to the ballroom will have to wear sunglasses, with ormolu and gilding everywhere…so very tacky!!! The Oval Office now looks like Fort Knox threw up all over it. A Presidential palace??
October 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
#EastWing If the construction of the new ballroom is anything like what tRump has done to the Oval Office, visitors to the ballroom will have to wear sunglasses, with ormolu and gilding everywhere…so very tacky!!! The Oval Office now looks like Fort Knox threw up all over it. A Presidential palace??
#CyberCrimes Why wasn’t this at the very top of the news cycle last month? It affects not just the UK but also the US military.
ground.news/article/russ...
ground.news/article/russ...
Russian Hackers Breach Eight UK Military Bases
The UK Ministry of Defense is investigating a "catastrophic" cyberattack in which Russian hackers, believed to be from the Lynx hacking group, stole classified documents from eight British military ba...
ground.news
October 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
#CyberCrimes Why wasn’t this at the very top of the news cycle last month? It affects not just the UK but also the US military.
ground.news/article/russ...
ground.news/article/russ...
“Tawdry” is such great a British word. Had Andrew been anyone but a prince, he would have served time. And whatever happened to Koo Stark? He could’ve added adult films to his résumé… some of these scandals I was not familiar with, like Fergie trying to sell access.
apnews.com/article/prin...
apnews.com/article/prin...
A look at Prince Andrew's antics and scandals that have tried royal patience for decades
Britain’s Prince Andrew has been forced to relinquish use of his remaining royal titles after the latest revelations about his relationship with the convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein proved one scan...
apnews.com
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“Tawdry” is such great a British word. Had Andrew been anyone but a prince, he would have served time. And whatever happened to Koo Stark? He could’ve added adult films to his résumé… some of these scandals I was not familiar with, like Fergie trying to sell access.
apnews.com/article/prin...
apnews.com/article/prin...
The GOP is going nuts about the idea of Sharia law. Perhaps they ought to take another glance at the resort Trump wants to build in Indonesia. One of Indonesia’s provinces, the autonomous province of Aceh, uses Sharia law. Once again hypocrisy is the name of the game.
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
The sudden Republican fixation on ‘Sharia law’ is getting increasingly weird
Remember 11 years ago, when the right pushed a paranoid threat about the imposition of Islamic law on Americans? Evidently, the absurd fear is back.
www.msnbc.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The GOP is going nuts about the idea of Sharia law. Perhaps they ought to take another glance at the resort Trump wants to build in Indonesia. One of Indonesia’s provinces, the autonomous province of Aceh, uses Sharia law. Once again hypocrisy is the name of the game.
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
Extremely common (hyper-partisan) myths about American immigration…
familytreemagazine.com/records/immi...
familytreemagazine.com/records/immi...
Debunking Three Myths About Your Immigrant Ancestors - Family Tree Magazine
When America’s immigrant heritage comes up, you hear myths that obscure our ancestors’ true experiences. Here are three of the most common, debunked.
familytreemagazine.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Extremely common (hyper-partisan) myths about American immigration…
familytreemagazine.com/records/immi...
familytreemagazine.com/records/immi...
I guess we’re now learning that Reagan was misquoted…what he actually said was “A Shited City in Hell.”
October 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I guess we’re now learning that Reagan was misquoted…what he actually said was “A Shited City in Hell.”