All my homies hate excited delirium

Dorit needs to try a new cocktail. Girl, just read a drink menu once in a while

everytime he is caught with a 20 year old make him watch lemonade

hr complaint of the day:

one colleague keeps saying that there’s a ball for piss, a ball for cum, and a third balm for broccoli cheddar soup

🥣

work day starting out strong

alcohol brands creating mixed drinks with the inclusion of a cheap neutral grain spirit in addition to their brand name spirit is ruining the liquor industry integrity and giving me migraines

bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET

love gaslighting him. like me not listening to you is YOUR fault

this is the energy im bringing to the vacation