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Refrigerator uncle - trashcan tomcat - inventor of Nacogdoches nose nachos - I'm a sandwich that adds ten years to your life - no notifications and no surprises, no notifications and no surprises, please.
Wikipedia goes hard with cross-curtural human, animal, and machine noises en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-l...

It's an invite to wasting a week of your life trying to understand why your microwave goes "beep" instead of "bloop" when you press a button.
Cross-linguistic onomatopoeias - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I think the French duck looks more like a goose. But it coin's like a duck so what do I know...?
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Relevant...
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It's a load-bearing meme, for better or worse.
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The kids are alright af.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
You do not want to be on the receiving end of mob justice in a country where the national sport is Muay Thai.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Pretty privilege and good hair will wreck a man's brain.
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Congrats!
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My grandfather had a story, while stationed in Italy right after WW2, of spending days arguing with a carpenter to build a "gabinetto" in the corner of his office. He needed cabinets, but the carpenter refused because installing a 🚽 next to a desk was not something he was willing to do.
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
They hate the NBC4 weatherman, but, idk, Doug Kammerer is the Mr Peanutbutter of meteorologists.
September 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
FWIW, my normie D-voting parents were loyal WJLA7 viewers; I tried to nudge them away from getting their news from the Sinclair network for a decade.

The Kimmel stuff finally broke through to them that Sinclair has a Trump-friendly tilt on local news.

They became an NBC4 household today.
September 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The "rolling coal" guys are going to be so jealous.
September 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sorry to be obtuse, but it would be helpful if you could physically break down the remains in your possession: bones, teeth, pelts, remains. ???
September 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Only one way to find out
September 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
100% on your side. Maybe it's a test by big Pharma - is it poop or a healthy iron supplement? Who knows.
September 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
That's definitely poop. Not smart pills, do not consume.
September 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Pay attention, this is what making good choices looks like.
September 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Penn Jillette. Met him through a friend because of a shared nerdy interest. Was surprised how he defaulted to "shut-up, listen, & learn" when he was out of his depth. He always gave credit to others for what he knew; earnest & generous to anyone who would treat him as anything more that a tourist.
September 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This guy stole your joke youtube.com/shorts/GHywc...
August 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
They do! Since 1950 the FDA has allowed the sale of raw milk cheeses as long as they are aged over 60 days at a temprrature below 36F.
Is Raw-Milk Cheese Safe to Eat?
Recent bacterial outbreaks from consuming cheese made from unpasteurized milk, or “raw milk,” raise questions about the safety of eating these artisanal products
www.scientificamerican.com
May 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I thought every guy had a Prince Albert... or were they lying to me at Hot Topic?
May 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Just as a sandwich with only a little bit of shit in it is still a shit sandwich.
May 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Also, wildly off target talking to the army about spending for the air force. The armed forces know they are competing for every dollar spent on weapons systems.
May 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite part is how the audio mix includes other people mic'ed up so you can hear their overly loud clapping at the "applause" lines. Imagine how flat the speech would be without that.
May 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM