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Wikipedia goes hard with cross-curtural human, animal, and machine noises en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-l...
It's an invite to wasting a week of your life trying to understand why your microwave goes "beep" instead of "bloop" when you press a button.
It's an invite to wasting a week of your life trying to understand why your microwave goes "beep" instead of "bloop" when you press a button.
Cross-linguistic onomatopoeias - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Wikipedia goes hard with cross-curtural human, animal, and machine noises en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-l...
It's an invite to wasting a week of your life trying to understand why your microwave goes "beep" instead of "bloop" when you press a button.
It's an invite to wasting a week of your life trying to understand why your microwave goes "beep" instead of "bloop" when you press a button.
I think the French duck looks more like a goose. But it coin's like a duck so what do I know...?
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think the French duck looks more like a goose. But it coin's like a duck so what do I know...?
It's a load-bearing meme, for better or worse.
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's a load-bearing meme, for better or worse.
The kids are alright af.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The kids are alright af.
He's no Thomas Fitzpatrick archive.nytimes.com/cityroom.blo...
Long Ago, a Pilot Landed on an Uptown Street. That's Where the Bar Was.
In 1956, a drunken Thomas Fitzpatrick made a barroom bet, and then to win it he stole a plane in New Jersey and plopped it down on St. Nicholas Avenue. He did something similar two years later.
archive.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He's no Thomas Fitzpatrick archive.nytimes.com/cityroom.blo...
You do not want to be on the receiving end of mob justice in a country where the national sport is Muay Thai.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
You do not want to be on the receiving end of mob justice in a country where the national sport is Muay Thai.
Pretty privilege and good hair will wreck a man's brain.
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Pretty privilege and good hair will wreck a man's brain.
My grandfather had a story, while stationed in Italy right after WW2, of spending days arguing with a carpenter to build a "gabinetto" in the corner of his office. He needed cabinets, but the carpenter refused because installing a 🚽 next to a desk was not something he was willing to do.
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My grandfather had a story, while stationed in Italy right after WW2, of spending days arguing with a carpenter to build a "gabinetto" in the corner of his office. He needed cabinets, but the carpenter refused because installing a 🚽 next to a desk was not something he was willing to do.
They hate the NBC4 weatherman, but, idk, Doug Kammerer is the Mr Peanutbutter of meteorologists.
September 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
They hate the NBC4 weatherman, but, idk, Doug Kammerer is the Mr Peanutbutter of meteorologists.
FWIW, my normie D-voting parents were loyal WJLA7 viewers; I tried to nudge them away from getting their news from the Sinclair network for a decade.
The Kimmel stuff finally broke through to them that Sinclair has a Trump-friendly tilt on local news.
They became an NBC4 household today.
The Kimmel stuff finally broke through to them that Sinclair has a Trump-friendly tilt on local news.
They became an NBC4 household today.
September 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
FWIW, my normie D-voting parents were loyal WJLA7 viewers; I tried to nudge them away from getting their news from the Sinclair network for a decade.
The Kimmel stuff finally broke through to them that Sinclair has a Trump-friendly tilt on local news.
They became an NBC4 household today.
The Kimmel stuff finally broke through to them that Sinclair has a Trump-friendly tilt on local news.
They became an NBC4 household today.
The "rolling coal" guys are going to be so jealous.
September 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The "rolling coal" guys are going to be so jealous.
Sorry to be obtuse, but it would be helpful if you could physically break down the remains in your possession: bones, teeth, pelts, remains. ???
September 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Sorry to be obtuse, but it would be helpful if you could physically break down the remains in your possession: bones, teeth, pelts, remains. ???
Only one way to find out
September 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Only one way to find out
100% on your side. Maybe it's a test by big Pharma - is it poop or a healthy iron supplement? Who knows.
September 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
100% on your side. Maybe it's a test by big Pharma - is it poop or a healthy iron supplement? Who knows.
That's definitely poop. Not smart pills, do not consume.
September 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
That's definitely poop. Not smart pills, do not consume.
Pay attention, this is what making good choices looks like.
September 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Pay attention, this is what making good choices looks like.
Penn Jillette. Met him through a friend because of a shared nerdy interest. Was surprised how he defaulted to "shut-up, listen, & learn" when he was out of his depth. He always gave credit to others for what he knew; earnest & generous to anyone who would treat him as anything more that a tourist.
September 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Penn Jillette. Met him through a friend because of a shared nerdy interest. Was surprised how he defaulted to "shut-up, listen, & learn" when he was out of his depth. He always gave credit to others for what he knew; earnest & generous to anyone who would treat him as anything more that a tourist.
This guy stole your joke youtube.com/shorts/GHywc...
August 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This guy stole your joke youtube.com/shorts/GHywc...
They do! Since 1950 the FDA has allowed the sale of raw milk cheeses as long as they are aged over 60 days at a temprrature below 36F.
Is Raw-Milk Cheese Safe to Eat?
Recent bacterial outbreaks from consuming cheese made from unpasteurized milk, or “raw milk,” raise questions about the safety of eating these artisanal products
www.scientificamerican.com
May 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They do! Since 1950 the FDA has allowed the sale of raw milk cheeses as long as they are aged over 60 days at a temprrature below 36F.
I thought every guy had a Prince Albert... or were they lying to me at Hot Topic?
May 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I thought every guy had a Prince Albert... or were they lying to me at Hot Topic?
Just as a sandwich with only a little bit of shit in it is still a shit sandwich.
May 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Just as a sandwich with only a little bit of shit in it is still a shit sandwich.
Also, wildly off target talking to the army about spending for the air force. The armed forces know they are competing for every dollar spent on weapons systems.
May 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Also, wildly off target talking to the army about spending for the air force. The armed forces know they are competing for every dollar spent on weapons systems.
My favorite part is how the audio mix includes other people mic'ed up so you can hear their overly loud clapping at the "applause" lines. Imagine how flat the speech would be without that.
May 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My favorite part is how the audio mix includes other people mic'ed up so you can hear their overly loud clapping at the "applause" lines. Imagine how flat the speech would be without that.