@okcwizard.bsky.social
Wizard, Freemason, Knight, Priest, Alchemist, Barbarian, Druid, Cowboy, Conquerer of Death, Husband
Pinned
I need contacts for my third eye
I highly value individual political freedom. That’s why I want the government to assign a binary, unchangeable identity to everybody at birth.
July 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I highly value individual political freedom. That’s why I want the government to assign a binary, unchangeable identity to everybody at birth.
listemimg to Steelliam Daniel
June 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
listemimg to Steelliam Daniel
This is actually really hard, because like, there’s the Lego Movie, the Lego Movie 2, the Lego Batman Movie, and the Lego Ninjago Movie, but then what could follow? Inception?
June 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is actually really hard, because like, there’s the Lego Movie, the Lego Movie 2, the Lego Batman Movie, and the Lego Ninjago Movie, but then what could follow? Inception?
Dropping unliked gems like mancala over here
June 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Dropping unliked gems like mancala over here
Imagine one of the maga evangelist types going back in time to the early church, expecting them to have all the same ideas about gender, and instead they are kissed on the mouth by the first guy they tell they are Christian
June 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Imagine one of the maga evangelist types going back in time to the early church, expecting them to have all the same ideas about gender, and instead they are kissed on the mouth by the first guy they tell they are Christian
Me and the boys are out for justice tonight
June 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me and the boys are out for justice tonight
*standing before a council of hooded judges*
“To the pillories”
“To the pillories”
June 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
*standing before a council of hooded judges*
“To the pillories”
“To the pillories”
Performing remote surgery on a grape 8000km away
Performing remote surgery on a grape 8000km away
Performing remote surgery on a grape 8000km away
June 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Performing remote surgery on a grape 8000km away
Performing remote surgery on a grape 8000km away
Performing remote surgery on a grape 8000km away
Jesus met John the Baptist, a member of another religious sect, who inquired if He would like to receive a foreign spiritual ritual, the purpose of which (repentance) was not something Jesus needed. Jesus accepted and this began His ministry.
June 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Jesus met John the Baptist, a member of another religious sect, who inquired if He would like to receive a foreign spiritual ritual, the purpose of which (repentance) was not something Jesus needed. Jesus accepted and this began His ministry.
doctor said I can’t do posting anymore :/
May 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
doctor said I can’t do posting anymore :/
rebel ape-men of Artemis VII
May 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
rebel ape-men of Artemis VII
I’m going to diagnose your grandma with autism
May 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m going to diagnose your grandma with autism
RIP John Coltrane who died before he got to make a Screwtape
May 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
RIP John Coltrane who died before he got to make a Screwtape
Lighting a joint inside Duane Reade
May 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Lighting a joint inside Duane Reade
Reposted
At that time I was involved with, what we then referred to as, the “Foolgame”…
May 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
At that time I was involved with, what we then referred to as, the “Foolgame”…
Going to the neurosurgeon for “skull crushening”
April 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Going to the neurosurgeon for “skull crushening”
They should invent candy that you can eat in bed
April 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
They should invent candy that you can eat in bed
@localboyfromok.bsky.social it’s like waking up to poetry
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
@localboyfromok.bsky.social it’s like waking up to poetry
nobody to share tea with so i’m just pouring two cups for myself
April 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
nobody to share tea with so i’m just pouring two cups for myself
Trying something new called “Mow the Lawn Thursday”
April 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Trying something new called “Mow the Lawn Thursday”
oh naur! I accumulated too much bad kaurmaur and can’t attairn nirvaurnaur in this lifetime!
April 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
oh naur! I accumulated too much bad kaurmaur and can’t attairn nirvaurnaur in this lifetime!
🎵Muscle and blood and skin and bones
These are a few of my favorite things 🎶
These are a few of my favorite things 🎶
April 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
🎵Muscle and blood and skin and bones
These are a few of my favorite things 🎶
These are a few of my favorite things 🎶
Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the thundering roar of passion I feel for my wife
April 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the thundering roar of passion I feel for my wife
Wishing all the fools in my life a happy holiday!
April 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Wishing all the fools in my life a happy holiday!