i wonder what using "hey Jonathan Bailey" as my opening on every floppy haired brunette white gay guy i meet would do for my social life
December 26, 2024 at 1:32 AM
i wonder what using "hey Jonathan Bailey" as my opening on every floppy haired brunette white gay guy i meet would do for my social life
if u have typed the name Beyoncé and hit post and it's come across my feed I have liked it, i need to change my algo on here so bad
#beyoncebowl
#beyoncébowl
#beyoncebowl
#beyoncébowl
December 26, 2024 at 12:13 AM
if u have typed the name Beyoncé and hit post and it's come across my feed I have liked it, i need to change my algo on here so bad
#beyoncebowl
#beyoncébowl
#beyoncebowl
#beyoncébowl
are we seeing this kind of elite level posting on bluesky yet?
December 26, 2024 at 12:02 AM
are we seeing this kind of elite level posting on bluesky yet?
i have just learned that i have been transposing the numbers in my 3 year old niece's address for a year 😭
Merry Christmas!!!!!!
Merry Christmas!!!!!!
December 25, 2024 at 8:34 PM
i have just learned that i have been transposing the numbers in my 3 year old niece's address for a year 😭
Merry Christmas!!!!!!
Merry Christmas!!!!!!
so what all else is owned by private equity? so that we can plan accordingly
December 21, 2024 at 1:54 AM
so what all else is owned by private equity? so that we can plan accordingly
this could work in the long run but if Goldman had said "got him by the balls" instead of "has him in a vice" Trump would've had Elon thrown into the ocean *tonight*
@danielsgoldman.dg4ny.co: "Right now, we have President Elon Musk. And Donald Trump—maybe he's vice president. I guess vice presidents don't do much, so that makes sense. He might be the chief of staff. I don't know what you call him, but he is not calling the shots."
December 20, 2024 at 3:19 AM
this could work in the long run but if Goldman had said "got him by the balls" instead of "has him in a vice" Trump would've had Elon thrown into the ocean *tonight*
NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, so who is it? Quote yours:
i've never had a hot therapist before (sorry to my current therapist if ur reading this )
i've never had a hot therapist before (sorry to my current therapist if ur reading this )
December 18, 2024 at 5:09 AM
NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, so who is it? Quote yours:
i've never had a hot therapist before (sorry to my current therapist if ur reading this )
i've never had a hot therapist before (sorry to my current therapist if ur reading this )
Tom Brady just said jawn and I wish I could unhear it
December 15, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Tom Brady just said jawn and I wish I could unhear it
on the one hand I am a Pittsburgher and Steelers fan and am always rooting for them to win but on the other hand Jalen Hurts is super hot
December 15, 2024 at 9:37 PM
on the one hand I am a Pittsburgher and Steelers fan and am always rooting for them to win but on the other hand Jalen Hurts is super hot
guarantee I'm more interested in this than my mom is
December 15, 2024 at 3:04 PM
guarantee I'm more interested in this than my mom is
songs I think you're all lying about liking
John Lennon - Imagine
Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah
Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
Radiohead - Creep
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime
The B-52s - Love Shack
John Lennon - Imagine
Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah
Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
Radiohead - Creep
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime
The B-52s - Love Shack
December 15, 2024 at 4:02 AM
songs I think you're all lying about liking
John Lennon - Imagine
Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah
Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
Radiohead - Creep
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime
The B-52s - Love Shack
John Lennon - Imagine
Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah
Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline
Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
Radiohead - Creep
Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime
The B-52s - Love Shack
I love NASA youtu.be/kMytvD9LrrA?...
December 14, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I love NASA youtu.be/kMytvD9LrrA?...
What I thought would kill me, by age:
0-18: AIDS
20-30: terrorists
30-present: a driver
0-18: AIDS
20-30: terrorists
30-present: a driver
What I thought would kill me, by age:
0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
December 14, 2024 at 11:06 PM
What I thought would kill me, by age:
0-18: AIDS
20-30: terrorists
30-present: a driver
0-18: AIDS
20-30: terrorists
30-present: a driver
figure this out do i can do it year round
Human hibernation is quite possible, and should follow the bear pattern (shallow, warm) rather than the Arctic squirrel (deep, freezing).
It could lead to increases in lifespan:
www.newscientist.com/article/mg26...
It could lead to increases in lifespan:
www.newscientist.com/article/mg26...
Could hibernation technology allow humans to skip winters?
Our Future Chronicles column explores an imagined history of inventions and developments yet to come. This time we fast forward to the 2050s, when people gain the ability to hibernate and use it for f...
www.newscientist.com
December 12, 2024 at 3:22 PM
figure this out do i can do it year round
i knew things were gonna get bad again when twinks started wearing baggy jean shorts
December 12, 2024 at 2:00 AM
i knew things were gonna get bad again when twinks started wearing baggy jean shorts
is emoblackthot here yet
December 5, 2024 at 3:56 PM
is emoblackthot here yet
the sooner people on the left vote out these weak-willed, thin-skinned pearl clutchers, the better. you cannot win if you do not play.
Trump pardoned Jared Kushner's dad while Jared worked in the White House, then yesterday appointed Jared's dad as an ambassador, but Polis didn't have the same energy for that. Pathetic stuff that I for one won't soon forget.
December 2, 2024 at 2:10 AM
the sooner people on the left vote out these weak-willed, thin-skinned pearl clutchers, the better. you cannot win if you do not play.
I wonder if Jake Fromstatefarm is still friends with Drake
December 1, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I wonder if Jake Fromstatefarm is still friends with Drake
has anybody made a block list of Blue MAGA engagement farmer types?
November 30, 2024 at 10:34 PM
has anybody made a block list of Blue MAGA engagement farmer types?
she me the women who raised you
i wasn't allowed to watch much tv as a kid
i wasn't allowed to watch much tv as a kid
November 30, 2024 at 1:15 AM
she me the women who raised you
i wasn't allowed to watch much tv as a kid
i wasn't allowed to watch much tv as a kid
Tastykake for thanksgiving dessert because somehow I didn't get any pie
November 29, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Tastykake for thanksgiving dessert because somehow I didn't get any pie
post u from a different era
November 23, 2024 at 8:31 AM
post u from a different era
