This one REALLY hurts.

Threads craves the flame.

"Are you...holding on to the PlayStation 5?"

The psychic damage I get from wasting yoghurt makes me not want to buy it!

I remember seeing a video of him somewhere (CPAC or some Youth Republican rally) where they introduced him with some kind of video where he's in a dark room, cackling "wahaha meeeeemes" and it was the cringiest shit ever. Not beating the "ruled by losers" allegation any time soon.

Awesome piece - absolutely wild that he has that kind of history and still managed to float to the surface like so much algae, or a toxic waste spill.

Maybe make it so not everyone with a badge gets a free gun as well.

A thousand gongs must have gone off when he said that, holy moly.

Why the fuck do they think people read Propublica in the first place? Those guys should be shitcanned.

Learning so many terrible things against my will today.

I see Newsom's team is beginning its outreach to the honorable and powerful Cheney wing of the Republican party.

Amazing work as always, Phil.

....while talking to a guy you'd have to have a stroke to think is worth talking to!

Gold leaf, apparently! Lol. What a line.

One of the best things I've read this year. Amazing.