rob
@ok-but-still.bsky.social
believing i had supernatural powers, i slammed into a brick wall
it's nice knowing you could make the richest man in the world khs by writing a mean enough paragraph
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
it's nice knowing you could make the richest man in the world khs by writing a mean enough paragraph
(trying to impress the waitress after my friend orders a soda) i'll actually have two sodas
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
(trying to impress the waitress after my friend orders a soda) i'll actually have two sodas
if i can't get De Cecco
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
if i can't get De Cecco
'wrong turn' physiognomy
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
'wrong turn' physiognomy
making a deal with the guys who refuse to even swear in my colleague lol
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
making a deal with the guys who refuse to even swear in my colleague lol
hotel that's $5 a night but you share the room with a random stranger
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
hotel that's $5 a night but you share the room with a random stranger
already turning against his base
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
already turning against his base
don't take your SSRI. start 4 different video games. ignore your family's calls. draft a resignation letter with chatGPT. give that girl online $400. shoplift a tombstone pizza. kiII yourself
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
don't take your SSRI. start 4 different video games. ignore your family's calls. draft a resignation letter with chatGPT. give that girl online $400. shoplift a tombstone pizza. kiII yourself
just diagnosed another angry cashier with 'rob derangement syndrome'
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
just diagnosed another angry cashier with 'rob derangement syndrome'
Reposted by rob
Asking the cry-laugh emoji to bear a responsibility it has never had before in a post insisting that the richest man in the world is not joyless and unfulfilled, actually,
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Asking the cry-laugh emoji to bear a responsibility it has never had before in a post insisting that the richest man in the world is not joyless and unfulfilled, actually,
can i bring this thing with me to parent teacher night if i put clothes on it? that's really important to me.
hyper-realistic sex doll salesman: i know for a fact that you absolutely can
hyper-realistic sex doll salesman: i know for a fact that you absolutely can
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
can i bring this thing with me to parent teacher night if i put clothes on it? that's really important to me.
hyper-realistic sex doll salesman: i know for a fact that you absolutely can
hyper-realistic sex doll salesman: i know for a fact that you absolutely can
spinning a wheel with all the methods from se7en on it and hoping for the bladed sex toy for this guy
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
spinning a wheel with all the methods from se7en on it and hoping for the bladed sex toy for this guy
not now kitten, i need to go back and wipe some more
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
not now kitten, i need to go back and wipe some more
is there a single black person on this website? do they know it exists?
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
is there a single black person on this website? do they know it exists?
if chatGPT tells you to commit suicide, double check with another LLM before taking any action
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
if chatGPT tells you to commit suicide, double check with another LLM before taking any action
sometimes The Pattern notices you..
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
sometimes The Pattern notices you..
her: im gonna bounce on it
me: haha well.. let's just see how hard it gets first
me: haha well.. let's just see how hard it gets first
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
her: im gonna bounce on it
me: haha well.. let's just see how hard it gets first
me: haha well.. let's just see how hard it gets first
they should bottle the feeling of how it feels to drink a sprite
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
they should bottle the feeling of how it feels to drink a sprite
term 1 headline: pelosi crossing her arms as trump called the women's march "hysterical" is EVERYTHING
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
term 1 headline: pelosi crossing her arms as trump called the women's march "hysterical" is EVERYTHING
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
it must feel so good to cave in to republicans when you won't feel any of the effects personally, and you don't actually talk to your constituents
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
it must feel so good to cave in to republicans when you won't feel any of the effects personally, and you don't actually talk to your constituents
and you need to pick a side
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
and you need to pick a side
how i sleep knowing i am starving the citizens of the country i loathe
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
how i sleep knowing i am starving the citizens of the country i loathe
a good "hard to find on streaming" movie just got added to Prime 👀
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
a good "hard to find on streaming" movie just got added to Prime 👀