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believing i had supernatural powers, i slammed into a brick wall
it's nice knowing you could make the richest man in the world khs by writing a mean enough paragraph
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
(trying to impress the waitress after my friend orders a soda) i'll actually have two sodas
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
if i can't get De Cecco
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
'wrong turn' physiognomy
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
making a deal with the guys who refuse to even swear in my colleague lol
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
puke
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
hotel that's $5 a night but you share the room with a random stranger
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
already turning against his base
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
don't take your SSRI. start 4 different video games. ignore your family's calls. draft a resignation letter with chatGPT. give that girl online $400. shoplift a tombstone pizza. kiII yourself
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
just diagnosed another angry cashier with 'rob derangement syndrome'
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Reposted by rob
Asking the cry-laugh emoji to bear a responsibility it has never had before in a post insisting that the richest man in the world is not joyless and unfulfilled, actually,
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
can i bring this thing with me to parent teacher night if i put clothes on it? that's really important to me.

hyper-realistic sex doll salesman: i know for a fact that you absolutely can
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
spinning a wheel with all the methods from se7en on it and hoping for the bladed sex toy for this guy
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
not now kitten, i need to go back and wipe some more
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
zelensky
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
is there a single black person on this website? do they know it exists?
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
if chatGPT tells you to commit suicide, double check with another LLM before taking any action
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
sometimes The Pattern notices you..
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
her: im gonna bounce on it
me: haha well.. let's just see how hard it gets first
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
they should bottle the feeling of how it feels to drink a sprite
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
term 1 headline: pelosi crossing her arms as trump called the women's march "hysterical" is EVERYTHING

term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
it must feel so good to cave in to republicans when you won't feel any of the effects personally, and you don't actually talk to your constituents
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
and you need to pick a side
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
how i sleep knowing i am starving the citizens of the country i loathe
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
a good "hard to find on streaming" movie just got added to Prime 👀
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM