OJ
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Look, sometimes you honk shoo, and sometimes, the shoo honks you.
August 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Look, sometimes you honk shoo, and sometimes, the shoo honks you.
At a park in Bellevue with my son earlier. Never before have I heard so many calls for help or attention completely ignored by parents. Lots of fashionable coats though!
March 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
At a park in Bellevue with my son earlier. Never before have I heard so many calls for help or attention completely ignored by parents. Lots of fashionable coats though!
I'm all wound up for Opening Day tomorrow. All the feelings about how the Mariners did in the off-season have washed away; mah bahhhdy is ready.
March 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'm all wound up for Opening Day tomorrow. All the feelings about how the Mariners did in the off-season have washed away; mah bahhhdy is ready.
How come pilots don't say "Giddy up!" during take-off?
March 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
How come pilots don't say "Giddy up!" during take-off?
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There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record
February 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record
Who uses Willem Dafoe to greater effect: Robert Eggers or Wes Anderson? The man is just such an immediate value add.
February 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Who uses Willem Dafoe to greater effect: Robert Eggers or Wes Anderson? The man is just such an immediate value add.
Mariners gave me the gift that will keep giving all season. I get to quietly mouth Donny Solonny to myself three times a game, every game.
January 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Mariners gave me the gift that will keep giving all season. I get to quietly mouth Donny Solonny to myself three times a game, every game.
What if all this talk about the Mariners doing nothing lights a fire under Ryan Bliss? Rooting for my fellow short king to be the second coming of Joey Cora.
January 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What if all this talk about the Mariners doing nothing lights a fire under Ryan Bliss? Rooting for my fellow short king to be the second coming of Joey Cora.
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it's a wise old saying, "when God closes a Joe Manchin, he opens a John Fetterman"
December 22, 2024 at 7:57 PM
it's a wise old saying, "when God closes a Joe Manchin, he opens a John Fetterman"
I think my favorite part of The Last Waltz is that it looks like it shares stage decoration with The Muppet Show. Also, the cocaine eyes.
December 8, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I think my favorite part of The Last Waltz is that it looks like it shares stage decoration with The Muppet Show. Also, the cocaine eyes.
There is a noticable lack of dudes with marble statue avatars on here talking about what it means to be a man. I don't hate it.
November 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
There is a noticable lack of dudes with marble statue avatars on here talking about what it means to be a man. I don't hate it.
While applying butt paste, I made the mistake of telling my son I was going to "paint him like one of my French girls."
November 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM
While applying butt paste, I made the mistake of telling my son I was going to "paint him like one of my French girls."