doing a mamdani-esque scavenger hunt in my neighborhood. the first stop is the patch of grass that my dog used to always take a shit in.

(guy who literally just got a job after being unemployed for years): "hey we all got work tomorrow"

not a lot of likes on my recent posts,,, reminds me of that time i did stand-up in chernobyl

over the past few days ive lost a lot of respect for peter griffin