ointment god
@ointmentgod.bsky.social
proud supporter of transgender surgery game nights
I'm bald as fuck but sometimes when I think about it I have hair
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm bald as fuck but sometimes when I think about it I have hair
once again i was ahead of the game
looking for a snapple fact on the cap of a tylenol bottle
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
once again i was ahead of the game
These tissues have to be four ply *takes another bite* or maybe five
October 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
These tissues have to be four ply *takes another bite* or maybe five
One of these days I'm gonna write something so beautiful that they turn it into an emoji or maybe even a muffin flavor
October 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
One of these days I'm gonna write something so beautiful that they turn it into an emoji or maybe even a muffin flavor
They're playing Bluey at the club and lowkey I'm learning lessons about friendship and compassion
September 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
They're playing Bluey at the club and lowkey I'm learning lessons about friendship and compassion
doing a mamdani-esque scavenger hunt in my neighborhood. the first stop is the patch of grass that my dog used to always take a shit in.
September 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
doing a mamdani-esque scavenger hunt in my neighborhood. the first stop is the patch of grass that my dog used to always take a shit in.
ive licked streetlights in cities you wouldn't take a step in
August 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
ive licked streetlights in cities you wouldn't take a step in
(guy who literally just got a job after being unemployed for years): "hey we all got work tomorrow"
August 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
(guy who literally just got a job after being unemployed for years): "hey we all got work tomorrow"
not a lot of likes on my recent posts,,, reminds me of that time i did stand-up in chernobyl
August 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
not a lot of likes on my recent posts,,, reminds me of that time i did stand-up in chernobyl
over the past few days ive lost a lot of respect for peter griffin
August 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
over the past few days ive lost a lot of respect for peter griffin
looking for a snapple fact on the cap of a tylenol bottle
August 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
looking for a snapple fact on the cap of a tylenol bottle
you will find SD cards inside closets that you didn't even know were in your house
August 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
you will find SD cards inside closets that you didn't even know were in your house
do you guys watch spongebob with the captions on or off
August 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
do you guys watch spongebob with the captions on or off
i completely forgot that the florida panthers made the playoffs in 2012. sorry about that, guys.
August 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
i completely forgot that the florida panthers made the playoffs in 2012. sorry about that, guys.
highkey fuck this city. deadass bro im moving to saskatchewan.
August 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
highkey fuck this city. deadass bro im moving to saskatchewan.
did jerry seinfeld ever find out what the deal with airplane food is? or is it kind of like a jimmy buffett "still looking for that lost shaker of salt" situation?
August 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
did jerry seinfeld ever find out what the deal with airplane food is? or is it kind of like a jimmy buffett "still looking for that lost shaker of salt" situation?
tattoo idea: my brother's initials. feel free to use this one, guys.
August 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
tattoo idea: my brother's initials. feel free to use this one, guys.
tiktok dance to the script of brokeback mountain
August 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
tiktok dance to the script of brokeback mountain
it's kind of poetic that january 1st is also new year's day
August 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
it's kind of poetic that january 1st is also new year's day
sisyphus and kate bush walk into a bar
August 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
sisyphus and kate bush walk into a bar
Jesus Christ was flirting with a girl at the bar last night. #HeIsRizzing
July 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Jesus Christ was flirting with a girl at the bar last night. #HeIsRizzing
transgender surgery game night
July 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
transgender surgery game night