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olivia
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like if a grown woman was just a silly little guy
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this pic of my dad opening a gag gift at a frat christmas party circa 1980 has renaissance painting vibes
a film photograph of a group of young people smiling and drinking out of festive paper cups. left of frame there’s an artificial christmas tree and a young man unwrapping something. partygoers reach out to touch the gift, crowd to see what it is, and laugh. the greek letters theta chi can be seen in reverse sprayed on the window.
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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fixed it, here’s the vibe
a cg graphic of a model of a person clutching their glowing red heart and a photo of an old man doing the same and wincing
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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screenshot of a text convo. my friend said “Happy birthday 🎂🎉” and then sent a photo of someone in a leather gimp mask edited to look like a taco is slipping into the mouth zipper. i responded with the 2-panel meme of rowley from the diary of a wimpy kid movie smiling and waving and then looking down in concerned confusion
October 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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amongus has been hacked or something. ik im the only person over 13 that cares but this is kinda weird
an amongus lobby but the screen is dark and covered in text: Listen Among Us devs and Players, We mean no harm — we just want what's best for the game. Some players are using public lobbies for unsafe or inappropriate convos. Please take action to make the community safer. We have told you time and time again to fix this. This is the JUDGEMENT. github.com/MatchDucking https://github.com/Hyperionicc/TheAmongUsFiles the users that want to M - Monitor suspicious lobbies A - Analyze chat logs T - Track grooming behavior C - Capture evidence H - Hack for safety D - Detect predators U - Uncover hidden threats C - Counter groomers K - Keep kids safe 1 - Identify grooming patterns N - Neutralize threats G - Guard the game
October 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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tried to take a ceremonial video of me submitting this teaching credential assessment that took me two fuckin years but there were more things to click than expected
October 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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basically north coast miku
digital drawing of hatsune miku from a low angle. she has birks over socks, pj pants, an SF giants sweatshirt, and a mint yerba mate. she’s smoking a joint and her teal pigtails are loc’d in a gross grinch-finger way. i drew it.
September 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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newton!!
tuxedo cat laying on his back. all his toes are balled up and his tail is weaving around his back legs. there’s a string underneath his head and a desperation in his eyes that says “please play string with me”
September 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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a strange #lastfourfriday for me #letterboxed
RECENT ACTIVITY Heat HuMBOLDT COUNTY THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S ANT MOUNTAIN
September 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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i made a meme about finding a doctor in rural america
September 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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i have the strangest feeling something bad is going to happen to her
picture of my laptop screen with the amazon x-ray up. scene is paused on the face of a smiling woman. the x-ray identifies her as rainelle saunders and her characters as “dead hooker.” her imdb profile picture is from this scene.
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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saw this on my in-flight entertainment and had to wait til the plane landed to google and confirm that rose matafeo is not at all hispanic
screenshot of alaska airlines’ in-flight entertainment website. titles listed under “celebrating hispanic heritage include Lopez vs Lopez and Rose Matafeo’s special on and on and on
September 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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some extremely helpful people work for @kingcountymetro.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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i was unaware that volkswagen was doing DMCA takedowns… i can’t even use the logo as a belt buckle in my drawing??
email from redbubble Hi Olivia, We're sorry, but we had to remove your artwork from the Redbubble marketplace, because it may contain material tha violates someone's rights. The owner of these rights has provided us with guidance describing the type of content they consider infringing that sh be removed from the marketplace. In most cases, this means that the rights holder did not specifically identify your work for removal, but that Redbubble detected potential similarity between your removed work and or more words, phrases or images included in the rights hold removal guidance. More information: Rights holder: Volkswagen AG Subject matter: Volkswagen Affected Artwork: Beastie (Cow)Boys
September 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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plates
red nissan frontier with a california license plate reading “LEGCRMP” (leg cramp) black toyota C-HR with a california plate reading “CAT KIDS” also there’s a cat sticker white subaru crosstrek with a california whale plate reading “LOLXPRS” (lol express) white gmc truck with a california plate reading “GRINDYN” (grindin’)
September 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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red art red art
my digital fanart of the beastie boys walking through the desert as described in the lyrics of “paul revere” (licensed to ill, 1986)
September 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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teacher talk
screenshot of imessage chat me: one of my eighth graders referenced a porn actor today in class happened to have a meeting with his parents and the principal after school. had to explain who "johnny sins" is to all three of them. Moe: oh that's good normal stuff Me: the fourth and fifth graders were repeating the name like little parrots Moe: LMAOO i mean it's hilarious but damn we had to separate two kids bc one was calling the other a Turd Grader. Me: that's pretty good Moe: no it's hilarious. having to stop comedy sucks ass
September 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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screenshot of a tumblr post: junglejim4322 So many beautiful unique interesting people in this world and you have to figure out how to interact with them like you're a human being and not a little naked gray alien sent to live amongst humans as an experiment
August 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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lol is this her
screenshot of search engine result: Substack https://substack.com › @mtandler Michelle Tandler - Substack Lifelong San Franciscan. Aspiring New Yorker.
August 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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using google photos with my primary email was a mistake
August 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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my favorite part is One & Half “Table-Spoons”
screenshot of a youtube comment with 3 likes @Christopher41791 • 4y ago It's Sad, that "Most" people "Lack" Wisdom & Knowledge & don't have any Clue, that there is "Cures", for "All" types of Disease's ; by way of "Natural Remedies" ........! Example : For Alzheimer's, Take One & Half "Table-Spoons" of 100% Un-Refined Organic Virgin Coconut Oil in the Morning & One & Half Table -Spoons in the Evening ....Total (3) Spoons Full......Everyday, once the Symptoms develop........St. John Chapter - 8 vs 32. Amen.....!
August 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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“Good morning, Sir Gumpy”
screenshot of a google review sir gumpy (one star) 1 review 5 years ago brought the car in it was having a speed sensor issue he temporarily fixed a wired $75 which Got it to work for a little bit then little time later it went out again so I bring it into him and he's says that there's a wire that has a short so I fix that again and he charges $75 for something that he should've fix the first time I'm totally upset also I asked him to fix the fuel pump which he did not Broadway Automotive (Owner) 5 years ago Good morning, Sir Gumpy. We attempted to (cuts off)
August 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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speaking of which, i’m gonna clear some scrots off my phone by putting them here
screenshot of a tumblr post cikero: [drops a bath bomb in your soup] coolxatu: waiter, the fly in my soup is living luxuriously... tags: #the fly in my soup is practicing a commoditized incarnation of self care
August 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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texted my friend who is ordained
screenshot of an imessage conversation. me: (sends the above tweet) you could make money off of the mentally ill friend: that would just make me depressed me: valid friend: just jerk off to porn like the rest of us
August 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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getting a caturday post in under the wire. figaro love shoes.
longhair tuxedo cat using a croc as a pillow
August 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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deeply obsessed with my new horse shirt
picture of my back. i am a white person with short hair and glasses. im wearing a long-sleeved collared shirt with a monochrome image of horses galloping through gates that wraps around the back and arms. It has a western-style v-shaped seam on the back. i have a belt and dickies pants. i’m standing in front of a boob-themed shower curtain. me in the same outfit outside in my yard. i’m wearing boots and holding a small brown dog whom i am kissing on his head. the horses and riders are on the front of my shirt as well.
August 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM