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like if a grown woman was just a silly little guy
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‘Formula One’? Yeah, I got a formula for ya 🖕
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I had no idea that Diane Feinstein escaped the Confederates twice
Yeah, Congress was just as full of geriatrics back then, and reportedly a couple of senators had to be literally carried back to carriages in order to escape the oncoming Confederate soldiers.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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just got a job as a disgruntled employee
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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We got to make using AI to figure out personal gifts a social crime. Most gifts suck to begin with but now you’ve literally taken the thought out of it’s the thought that counts
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
this pic of my dad opening a gag gift at a frat christmas party circa 1980 has renaissance painting vibes
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Good morning to everyone except the man in the yellow Hazmat suit who's staring at me through the glass
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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When you see me in person and my overcoat isn't actually that massive and flowing, no you didn't
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
guy outside the bar on speaker talking about how “gay” the motorcycle he was tricked into buying is??
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Bartholomeus Fornicator

Germany, Prussia, West Prussia, Catholic and Lutheran Church Records, 1537-1981
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Can we normalize lighting stuff on fire?
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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stay tuned
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
feeling left out in CA where our election results won’t start coming in for another hour
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Calories are one of my favorite snacks
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Plethora would be a beautiful name for quite a lot of things actually
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Antonius Windpassing

Austria, Catholic Church Records, 1565-2007
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
does anybody know if i have to keep going tomorrow
October 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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It should be a human right to live in an economy that doesn’t go boom and bust nonsensically
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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getting pried out by the jaws of life after getting my whole arm stuck in the cannabis amnesty box
This is the adult version of a claw machine
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
it turn out the solution to everything is friendship and community? i feel bad and then i serve my community and spend time with my friends and it’s all better? more at 11
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Memes are fucking disgusting and won't exist under fundamentalism
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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There’s Alfred and Albert but no Bertfred or Fredbert. And they call this a free country
October 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM