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Zombieboy🌸 (Baba)
@ohsovalyrian.bsky.social
Heir to The Family Business.
21+. MDNI. NOTTTTT SFW
🇬🇺🇮🇹🇫🇷🇱🇧 - 🏳️‍🌈
Your local agent of chaos.
#6W #BLOOOOO #hornline2017
I STAND WITH PALESTINE.
A MAJOR nuisance to society.
20.09.1999 #septvirgo
26/5’6”/6.25”/M9W11
I moan in D Flat Major.
I grow my bush out then donate it to men that can’t grow beards
December 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If I book the hotel room with the balcony i hope you understand the assignment
December 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Q: what would you do if you won the lottery jackpot?

A: I would get together with the crew and we would SPEND THIS MONEY LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW.

@tybf.bsky.social
@razzberry31.bsky.social
@ronaldregann.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I’m at the point where I want to spend absolutely as much money as I can with the besties as quickly and irresponsibly as I can.

@tybf.bsky.social
@razzberry31.bsky.social
@ronaldregann.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I don’t “zone out”. Being zoned out is the default state and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going for me.
December 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
You know what?? Hell yeah
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Asian moms don’t apologize. They just make you your favorite food and be nice for a couple hours.
December 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bestie: you’re what, Gen Z??

Me: I’m gen ME.

@ronaldregann.bsky.social

#lgbtq #gay #bestiehumor
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Any cardigan can be a sex cardigan if you work hard enough”

@ronaldregann.bsky.social

#wicked #lgbtq
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Women don’t owe the world babies. It’s your body queen, it’s your choice. I love you either way.
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I can tell you’re a C-section baby by the way you avoid labor
December 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
One thing abt me is im gonna take me a lil seat
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Men be like “Im always here if you need a shoulder to cry on..”

The shoulder: 🍆
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Imagine blocking me and I crawl out of the hole in your vape like the ring.
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
When Santa come to my house that cookie still gonna be on that plate bc he ate another cookie. Somebody call Mrs Clause bc she betta not play w me
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
An interesting thing about my brain. I don’t have an inner monologue, but yet I can hear music perfectly within my head. And I’m not talking about hearing it as if I’m internally humming it. I mean I hear the instruments themselves. Perfectly. As if I’m within the orchestra itself. It— surrounds me.
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Having sex during a thunderstorm so the sky isn’t the only thing getting clapped 🤷‍♀️
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
God I love playing with string.

- Pattern: Small Ripples (Mixology 5) by Vanessa Smith
- Yarn: Stylecraft Special DK- color Poppy
- 4 mm hook
December 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Tchaikovsky really was just an old antisocial gay. We would have been dear close friends.
December 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Breathe if you like dick
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
How am I supposed to enjoy Sunday nights without the slaughter of Children??

#SATIRE #itwelcometoderry #pennywise
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
As someone who only uses first party apple cases for my iPhone Air 256gb Light Gold from Apple Avalon in Alpharetta GA (shoutout Mr Parker for helping me w it), I also respect the fact that you’re choosing to hurt your family by using third party accessories.
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Those things the dicks are attached to are fuckin mean, dude.
December 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Imagine your card declines at the hospital and they start choking you
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM